Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sell photos of Shiloh for a lot

June 6th, 2006 // 128 Comments
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have sold the first pictures of Shiloh to People magazine for a kidney punching $4.1 million, with all the money going to an unknown children’s charity. Magazine editors were told to meet at the offices of the Getty photo agency late Saturday night and each magazine went through a night long bidding war for the shots, which were taken by the family at their Namibian hideaway.

“We were sequestered into separate and un-air-conditioned offices,” said one. “The photos were shown to us around 10 p.m. to midnight, and then we had to submit bids by 6 a.m. Sunday morning. No one got any sleep at all, as it was a manic game of phone-tag to top each other’s bids. I’m convinced it was Brangie’s revenge on the weekly magazines.”

I can appreciate the spectacle around this, but $4.1 million for a baby picture is a bit ridiculous considering all infants look exaxctly the same. The only way it’d be worth it is if Shiloh has a tail or three eyes or is Asian.

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  1. Fawlty

    “We were sequestered into separate and un-air-conditioned offices,” said one. “The photos were shown to us around 10 p.m. to midnight, and then we had to submit bids by 6 a.m.”

    I bet Brangelina got advice on sale tactics by a car salesman. That is freaking brilliant. I bet the People… uh… people woke up next afternoon going “what the fuck did we just do??”

  2. TrannyGranny

    Dirty pirate hooker

    I knew a deep sea hooker once, praytell, is it you?

    aargh, matey

  3. George W. Bush

    Angelina’s a nasty, fucked up, hypocritical freak. She doesn’t speak to her father because he cheated on her mother, but steals a married man from his wife. She’s scrawny, skinny arms and legs, ugly feet, huge puffed up fish lips, snaky eyes, hideous, trashy tattoos everywhere. Not to mention not in the least talented, makes extremely stupid, lame, shit movies and is so full of herself it makes me vomit. Adopting “minority” children, giving to “charity” (yeah, right), professional do-gooder when the PR and photo op are turned up full blast. A truly altruistic and humble person does it anonymously, without taking credit. Only attention whores make sure everyone knows about it..”Look at meeeee! Look how great I am!!!! I’m so much better than you!!!! Look at meeee! I said look at meeeeee dammit” “I can “give” away more money than you’ll ever make in 6 lifetimes and still keep more money than you’ll ever earn in 12 lifetimes actually working, unlike myself who gets paid all that money for sucking in shitty movies a couple months a year.” FUCK OFF!!! I hope she reincarnates as an unwanted, unloved homeless street child in Bombay – to pay back for all the undeserved attention, adoration and money she’s getting in this lifetime. I know this post is too long but it hasn’t even begun to vent the bile I feel about her…God, I loathe this bitch.

  4. George W. Bush

    And to all you people “talking” back and forth at each other about crap that has nothing to do with anyone but yourselves…Take it to IM godammit, this is a celebrity gossip site, NOT your high school hallway…What makes you think anyone else wants to read your personal shit. FUCK OFF!!!!

  5. Captain Awesome

    “…or asian”

    hahahaha

  6. AnnoyingPseud

    For once, I actually agree w/ “George W. Bush” – Angie is a complete twat. A pair o’titties on a toothpick. I soooo hope that when she’s done with him, Brad Pitt can only do infomercials for Orange Glo and those Swifter mops. The guy used to be quite hot to me, but after this hook-up of his, he’s as attractive as an embalmed Ronnie Reagan after being in the ground at Arlington for several years. He’s a wad, an asshole extraordinaire, a wanna-be intellectual [ever hear the guy gasbag about his love of architecture? fucking gimme a break], the worst kind of liberal [and I"'m a liberal and now hate him] and goddamn douchebag. He’s not even that cute anymore now that his balls have been removed and stored in a vial around Angie’s neck, worn on a chic little Naimibian cord of dried goat’s utter.

    Since no one has mentioned it, his latest flicks have also SUCKED big time. I hated hated Mr&Mrs. Smith – there wasn’t a plot to be had, it was a series of set pieces where any semblence of plot was discarded in the first 3 minutes. Only funny guy was Vince Vaughn and I’m betting that dude is having a rock on good time humping on the ex-Mrs. Smith.

    I hope that the when the next ex-Mr. Jolie is dumped for the 4th Mr. Jolie, he’s taken to the bank for every single dime he stashed and then some. Because it’s only a matter of time ’til she dumps him like yesterday’s copy of ‘Troy’. Only by then he’ll have shrunken down to a 98 lb. pussyboy, still futzing with his hair as if anyone still cared.

  7. AnnoyingPseud

    One more thing: if I hear or read one more fucking time about her supposed charity work and giving away nearly every cent she makes, I’m going to have to poke out that person’s eyes with my homemade pungee sticks. That twat is not giving away a single penny that she wouldn’t otherwise give to Uncle Sam and her agent/manager/PR flak/whomever. She’s giving away $ she’d otherwise be paying out to taxes or expenses. Nothing charitable about giving away money you won’t see anyway.

    Charity from her would be her giving BACK to the public all the $$ she stole from those of us stupid enough to have rented her crapbag movies or seen them first run in a theatre [true idiocy]. That would be charity by gum!

  8. JolieIsADiseaseRiddenBloodsuckingWhore

    Very true Annoying. If she gave away all of her money, where pray tell did she come up with the millions to rent and entire luxury hotel for over a month, charter and have a private jet on standby, fly in relatives via private jet, take away a prominent gynecologist from a busy practice to sit around and wait to perform the C section. Good for him for doing it though. That child should not be exposed to herpes for a few years yet. After all, she’s got a great mommy to teach her how to fuck anything that walks, married or not. Not to mention the expense involved in having her private security beat anyone up that tried to…brace yourselves….take a picture. My God!!!! The threat that photo imposes on them. My God!!!! They may get a papercut!!! That is one great humanitarian who allows her private security to physically assault people and infringe on their civil rights. No wonder she had to go to Africa, her Pittiful, and her bodyguards would have been arrested for such violations of the constitution. These are things she allegedly fights for. I guess not when it pertains to her. Just like fucking married men is wrong. Except when it pertains to her. Or buying children. Except when it pertains to her. Is it a coincidence that most of her donations have been to countries that have given this psycho a child?

  9. #108 – seriously, pitt clearly went to the joey tribiani school of “smell the fart” acting. troy proved that without a shadow of a doubt.

    their new spawn looks like baby stewie hehe

  10. JolieIsADiseaseRiddenBloodsuckingWhore

    I love Stewie! How dare you insult him like that?

  11. lickmylipstick

    What I want to know is why didn’t they do the same thing for their other kids? You know, the two they already had? Brad’s parents came down for the birth of Shiloh, and that was probably the first time they’d ever even met Maddox and Zaraah…

    Imagine how that’ll make her kids feel when they grow up… “hey mommie, how much did you sell our pictures for?” and she’s like “just be glad you’re off the streets, kid.” I mean, HELLO?!! Zaraah is totally going to hate Shiloh too, she’s going to be like “She’s got a way cooler name then me, Mommie.” I mean, what the heck does Zaraah mean, anyway? it’s just Sarah with a Z

  12. CONFUTATIS

    @109 I am pretty sure that

    http://bbs5.worldn.media.daum.net/griffin/do/photo/read?bbsId=507&searchValue=&articleId=28140&pageIndex=1&searchKey=

    is real because it has been removed from so many websites after People threatened to sue, but the baby in the bonnet is Angie when she was a baby.

  13. lickmylipstick

    ugly little thing

  14. Pilarica

    Ok… You, dear Angie, are not a good person. Don’t try to sell me this “I’m-donating-it-all” crap… because for all I know, you are nothing more than a whore that stole the husband from another girl… And you, Mr. Pitt… are no better… you left your wife for this piece of meat…. Don’t try to earn salvation by playing it a la robin hood… YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!!

  15. Oh my god. That kid is going to be so fucked up. They should have just gotten a dog.

  16. ducky

    So what if brad and angelina sold their babies pics,that doesn’t mean their whoring their child. Kudos to them for putting good use to that money. And shame on the people who made rude comments about that baby, it’s not her fault she was born into a privilaged family. It’s sad that people would lower themselves to making such awful comments about an innocent child.

  17. Doesn’t anybody see this?

    Pitt and Jolie trick Namibia into funding their $10,000,000 photo scheme
    http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/06/pitt_and_jolie.html

  18. Flabby

    And now more money is to be made from the inevitable sueing contest:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5055240.stm

    Bless

  19. lickmylipstick

    #119: You won’t be singing the same tune when she takes over the planet and you have to start paying taxes to her too.

  20. Magalicious

    It’s so sad how you can rat on a baby. Using the word whore to refer to a baby is low. All babies are beautiful. I dont understand how you all seem to hate Brad and Angelina. You cant hate or even love someone you dont have a personal relationship with. You all seem like jealous nobodys. Just coz no-one cares what your potential kids look like. OH, and for those who enjoy insulting other peoples looks and accomplishments, let me ask you this: What do you look like? and What the FU** have you done in your life? Obviously nothing relevant or you wouldnt putting your 2 cents here. You’d be selling it to a magazine.

  21. lickmylipstick

    HEY #123! As far as I can tell, you are posting on this site as well… so you “obviously” have done “nothing relevant in your life.” And if you haven’t noticed, this website is a we-love-to-make-fun-of-celebrities website, not a we-love-to-kiss-their-ass-and-hope-they-care website. So please keep the PC comments to yourself.

  22. celebshaveissues

    4.i million dollars? for a big lipped little troll? get the hell outta here!!!

  23. celebshaveissues

    I know damn well Jennifer Aniston is lauging at Angelina’s baby. Good thing because she was just about to jump off the roof of her building when she picked up a copy peoples magazine and saw angelinas baby and started cracking up. that little baby saved her life.

  24. celebshaveissues

    i know angelina did not give away all her money to no charity .4.1 million? i bet u those charities are using that money for theirselves. please i would too.i MEAN WHO GIVES 4.1MILLION TO CHARITY?

  25. senoritablabla

    2 say that the baby looks like a cabbage patch kid is an INSULT! that baby will grow up 2 b far more plastic than those yarn haired dolls!!
    O btw…whether they do donate the $$ or not ….it matters not 2 their pockets… simply b/c the tax write off 4 all their “charity” always makes it worth it 2 keep giving….not 2 mention the $$$ gained from the pr and press!
    …won’t it be funny if Jolie turned out 2 b just like Joan Crawford and very ala Mommy Dearest…”I SAID NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!”…time and the talk show appearances of Piloh and the rest of the lil’ Shitts will ultimately tell.

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