Brad Pitt has poured a lot of his own time and money into rebuilding New Orleans after Katrina, so it makes sense he’d be a tad pissed about the BP oil spill. Turns out the dude wants goddamn blood, and not for a freaky amulet to wear during intercourse with Angelina Jolie, according to his appearance in Spike Lee’s latest documentary If God is Willing. Via USA Today:
Actor Brad Pitt, whose Make it Right project has spearheaded efforts to build 150 affordable and sustainable homes in the Big Easy’s hard-hit Lower Ninth Ward, is prominently featured. Reflecting on those responsible for the oil spill, Pitt can barely contain his contempt.
“I was never for the death penalty before,” he says. “I am willing to look at it again.”
Of course, a more fitting punishment would be to make these BP execs live off $50K $30K a year (Ed. I hear your cries.) and have to buy in bulk at Walmart – It’s okay, I’ll stop saying scary words soon. – but that’s just me and my contempt for the last time I was in there and a pregnant woman was trying to sneak a smoke in the cereal aisle. Near the Lucky Charms? IS THERE NOTHING SACRED?!
Photos: Splash News
Pseudopodia | August 23, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Brad Pitt beard included in every care package at the Academy Awards
Taz | August 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Angelina is freaking hot.
justme | August 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Okay…now, move your left hand down a few inches…and grab.
havoc | August 23, 2010 at 12:59 pm
“I’m willing to look at it again.” What is he a Supreme Court judge?
Act. Fuck Angelina. Just don’t preach.
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ClassyDirtyChick | August 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Fucking RIGHT!!
American Nightmare | August 23, 2010 at 10:27 pm
You give judges too much power.
Cases are decided by many jurors as two heads are better than one and twelve heads are ideally much better than one.
Judges write opinions. Citizens have the right to their own opinions.
This is not a dictatorship although it often pretends to be.
Gab | August 24, 2010 at 2:09 am
Considering how much money he’s sunk into rebuilding New Orleans, I think his opinion on this deserves to be heard.
Crusty | August 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
As a frequent visitor to New Orleans over the last 15 years (yep, oil and gas), I smile at the joke “Katrina destroyed 75,000 homes and 35,000 businesses – total damage: $625″.
The media spun effort to “rebuild one of America’s great cities” should focus on a way to “quit housing 350,000 people near a natural delta, most of which is below sea level and protected by an antiquated set of levies”.
The place has been a cesspool since the dawn of time. Bourbon Street smells like that sweet mixture of sweat, urine and various other bodily fluids.
Save New Orleans if you must but for many of us who’ve had to endure the Crescent City, NOLA is simply a turd that won’t flush.
havoc | August 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm
That’s very true…If they ever give the U.S. and enema, NOLA is where they would stick it……
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WOW | August 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm
+ 1
Crabby Old Guy | August 23, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Oh Hell-to-the yes!
Killer | August 23, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Dpsht
It had to be said | August 23, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Next time try going on vacation. It’s better if all you do is party.
dude! | August 23, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Amen, brotha
Leann's thighs & rough do rimes | August 23, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Death penalty for whom? The executives? This dude is il’ler than kim Jong…
omfg | August 23, 2010 at 1:12 pm
LMFAO… and people DARE make fun of Jennifer’s chin??
Rhialto | August 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Folks! What happened to his beard!?
Gando | August 23, 2010 at 1:21 pm
His face does resemble bare buttocks now.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Spencer Pratt has the SAME EXACT beard
Internet | August 23, 2010 at 2:38 pm
nice.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Aniston’s new movie The Switch bombed. Odd cos Jennifer Aniston is an anagram of “fine in torn jeans”, which is actually how she looks
Justin | August 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
50k a year? Shit…I wish I made anywhere near that much and I got a wife and 2 kids. Make them live off 25-30k a year like the majority of the country, and take what’s left over from their salaries and use it to fund relief efforts for the US and things of that nature.
Mary Jane | August 23, 2010 at 1:57 pm
agreed*
Yepper | August 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm
That was my first thought, too. $50K? I wish!
horsefaceskank | August 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
muahahaa they ‘shopped half her fuggin big ol’ bumpy head & jaw out !
hhaa ! so funny …
R to the A | August 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
What a pussy
Marcus | August 23, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I have no idea what this is about, I’m 2 lazy to read it. Was just hoping for some angelina freaky pics.. maybe next time :(
Randal | August 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Hey Brad the first rule of charity is you have to give away everything otherwise you’re just another rich douche bag pretending to care about “the poor”.
It had to be said | August 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm
No, the first rule of charity is that you don’t talk about charity.
See what I did there? Fight Club? Because Pitt was in Fight Club. Get it?
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 23, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Am I hallucinating or he has a pussy as chin?
Totally not cool. If taking Chuck Norris…he doesn’t have a chin…it’s another fist!
tina | August 23, 2010 at 3:01 pm
god that statement was really hot.
direchef | August 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I predict Angelina will resemble Skeletor (Madonna) in five years. Look at the old lady arms and pastiness.
Alien | August 23, 2010 at 6:28 pm
uhhh…if you’re making less than 50k a year should you really be wasting your time on a site like this? Shouldn’t you be trying to find a better job and buying lotto?
Yoda Mann | August 23, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Total f*ck!n& idiot. Period.
CaliGirly11 | August 23, 2010 at 9:28 pm
What a BA. I will always look at Brad Pitt as Fight Club Brad Pitt.
captain america | August 24, 2010 at 12:16 am
this EGOÏST just cares for one thing: ATTENTION!!!!
(sorry to say, folks)
Me | August 24, 2010 at 5:55 am
Brad, you’re so hot and deep! I think I love you