I Think They Found The Boston Marathon Suspects

So, yeah, I’m not even going to pretend we aren’t glued to this unfolding insanity like the rest of you, but titties and dick jokes coming soon. In the meantime, feel free to post your wild conspiracy theories in the comments like Obama personally smuggled these guys into the U.S. under his jacket, went “No one ever suspects the Chechens…” then bought them pressure cookers for Ramadan. I’m sure it was something like that.

Everything We Know About the Alleged Boston Bombers – Gawker 4.19.13

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