Blake Lively in a bikini

February 7th, 2010 // 71 Comments

You know that feeling when you see your first child being born then hold him or her in your arms and realize between buckets of tears your life is never going to be the same again? That pretty much has dick on how I felt after seeing these shots. To put things in perspective, I could legally declare you a robot, that’s how insignificant your emotions are in comparison.

Now go convert somebody I hate into your food.

UPDATE: Added 12 more pics.

Photos: Flynet, Mavrix
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  1. Erica

    Curse you, boat railing!

  2. Ego

    While Blake Lively is super hot, these pics suck ass.

  3. Rougher than rocco

    I was in the middle of dialing Maaco for an estimate and quickly came to my senses that the real Blake Lively does not have dents on her ass. Whats going on in the American diet?

  4. would rather see leighton meester

  5. drucom

    Love the ass just the way it is. I’d impregnate her so she’d have to stick around.

  6. Alex

    nice!! I think this is the first blake bikini shots out there…I guess this means a bikini photoshoot cant be too far off.

  7. Dread not

    Blake’s saying to the pap on her cell while they’re trying to get the shots, “see how good I look in this bikini? See how friggen hot I am? You could be banging this right now! But you’re not and won’t be!” And in pic 11, she’s laughing about it. Then in pic 12, she rubs it in your face by showing you her sweet ass. You kind of have to read between the lines, but she’s saying it.

  8. NG

    She’s fat. Just look at that celulyte on the ass!

  9. Mal Carne

    That railing made Baby Jesus cry.

  10. jenn

    celulyte is from inactivity, not necessarily from being fat, so thing people can have it to–aka Mischa Barton. also, why are we looking at these photos?

  11. jenn

    *thin*

  12. vdls

    This bitch has a plain boring face and the worst voice in Hollywood. Of course her body is good though–which is the only reason anyone gives a shit.

  13. anticlimax

    Yup I’d rather see Leighton Meester too.
    Honestly, in the book series gossipgirl Blake Lively’s character is described as goddess-like, even called ‘the most beautiful girl in the world’, and supposed to be much prettier than Leighton Meester’s character.
    When the TV series came out I expected to see her character acted by someone of Brigitte Bardot’s or Angelina Jolie”s or Charlize Theron’s beauty.
    Blake Lively is a let-down, it’s Leighton Meester who’s GORGEOUS. Noone’s casting Blake in any music videos

  14. anoymous

    There have been other bikini pics before

    Blake Lively & Maria Menounous

    Blake Lively & her boyfriend Pen Badgely or however you spell his name

    These pics are still hot though

  15. leighton meester pls

    Yup I’d rather see Leighton Meester too.
    Honestly, in the book series gossipgirl Blake Lively’s character is described as goddess-like, even called ‘the most beautiful girl in the world’, and supposed to be much prettier than Leighton Meester’s character.
    When the TV series came out I expected to see her character acted by someone of Brigitte Bardot’s or Angelina Jolie”s or Charlize Theron’s beauty.
    Blake Lively is a let-down, it’s Leighton Meester who’s GORGEOUS. Noone’s casting Blake in any music videos

  16. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  17. First of all, it’s spelled CELLULITE, you mental giants. And secondly, it’s not something just fat people have or necessarily caused by inactivity. Genetics also plays a part. Think about it. If it was just caused by either of those two, then that would mean in general, women are fatter and less active than men…seeing how it’s women who get cellulite (and generally men don’t). Although I have to say how surprised I am by the extreme level of cellulite on her ass because she is so young.

  18. Rougher than rocco

    You have cemented the Superficial belief that your last name should be Applez…

    And stop being verbally abusive to others…

  19. Great legs but that dumper’s gonna be trouble in a few years.

  20. NG

    She’s fat. Just look at that CELLULITE on the ass!

  21. How your exciting bob’s i want sweet kissing

  22. Jessica

    She might be on birth control pills. That stuff gave me a ridiculous amount of cellulite despite having a great diet and working out regularly (heavy weight training, not just cardio). Now that I am off them, it’s going away. I read it has something to do with the artificial hormones in the pill.

  23. NG

    CELLULITE comes from being a promiscuous bitch. Fact!

  24. Mr. Nice Guy

    1. Her ass is perfect. 2. She is HOTT. 3. Real Men Love Promiscuous Women, they make the best Girl Friends/Wives (unless they have very tiny dicks).

  25. who dat

    I see at least 20 girls a day WAY hotter than she is.

  26. eww

    EWW!!!!! Look at that cellulite. Why do girls have that, its disgusting. If I were about to bang a girl and she took off her pants, and she had cellulite, I’d tell her to get the fuck out. That shit is nasty. Only fatty-fat-fats have that. Blake Lively also has an ugly mole on her face. She is not hot by any means.

  27. That guy

    A perfect angle on a most pleasing ass. To the silly folks posting that this lovely gal is “fat” and has “cellulite,” clearly you are gay. So just let us straight fellas enjoy the pics while you boys bend over and let some cellulite-free dude enter you from behind. Enjoy.

  28. #19, Applez huh? Well aren’t you just so clever, even while making absolutely no sense. I’m not verbally abusing anyone. It’s not my fault some people spell like shit while trying to insult someone. The girl is adorable and people will find the smallest flaw and make a big deal about it.

  29. princess_peach

    you guys are crazy. i bet none of you look half as good as she does in a bikinni. and half the guys commenting on the picture dont stand a chance with a girl like her.

    she looks SMOKIN’ HOT

  30. arealcad

    I’d hit it like Zapuder was filming it.

  31. Tiff

    Really? For all of you haters, can you please submit a photo of yourself since you are so perfect that you can hate on someone like Blake Lively? I would just LOVE to see such perfection. Those of you calling her fat should take a look in the mirror and I bet that you are either fat yourself or fugly. Get a life.

  32. Blake

    Dear Mr. Superficial: You are a sad, sad little man.

    Yours truly,
    All-the-other-Hollywood-tuna and the inevitable future Blake Lively Maxim spread

  33. whatever

    I’ve read this three times now and I still have no idea what the fuck it is you’re trying to say. Seriously, stop sniffing glue or whatever it is you’re doing that’s deluding you into thinking you’re some grand poobah of mega wits when really you’re just coming across as a barely coherent retard most of the time. Twat.

  34. Doc Schweinstrudel

    OK, asking again: #26 does your wife have any tires left or its like throwing a hotdog down the hallway?
    Whom do your kids look like?

  35. Jenna

    I really don’t care about these pics….but who is is that guy??!!? HOT!!!!!

  36. Jenna

    I really don’t care about these pics….but who is is that guy??!!? HOT!!!!!

  37. Holy of holies. I am so in love.

  38. See Alice

    Hot Girl , Shitty camera
    I am disappointed with the cellulite .
    Couldnt you have left those pics out ?

  39. misterfister

    Do you think she likes drinking baby venom??

  40. Rougher than rocco

    Erm! Yah

  41. me again

    she looks great, I wish I looked that good.

  42. gen

    @35

    The new writer goes off onto tangents every effing time and they make absolutely no sense most of the time. This site is fast becoming very lame.

  43. gen

    @37-38

    Chace Crawford. He’s on Gossip Girl with her.

  44. dancy

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  45. dancy

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  46. I just can’t understand how Blake is considered pretty. Nothing about her features are even close to being beautiful. From her eyebrows, her nose, her eyes, her mouth, I just am not seeing it, sorry.

  47. jenjen

    Blake is a perfect example that you don’t need to have perfect features to be beautiful. She has sparkling eyes, great smile, great skin, and a genuine charm about her. That combined with her smokin’ curvy body makes her beautiful in my eyes. She’s doesn’t look like an LA droid, just like the girl next door you knew since you were a kid, who blossomed as a woman, and you fell in love with when you got older. I’m a girl, but that’s what i see in her. She has that je ne sais quoi.

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