Blake Lively’s Cleavage Wasn’t In Green Lantern, You Imagined That, And Other News

- The only way to fully convey how this week’s constant barrage of Blake Lively’s cleavage has made me feel. [YouTube]

- Gingers apparently cause seizures if I’m reading this right. [theCHIVE]

- Mariah Carey performs at Sultan’s birthdays now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Now there’s my country back. [BuzzFeed]

- The Olsen Twins angered PETA again, so perhaps they do serve a purpose. Perhaps… [Dlisted]

- I believe these two had sex more than I believe one of them banged Justin Bieber. [Popoholic]

- Emma Stone knows The Help was just a movie, right? Just checking. [IDLYITW]

- Maria Menounos poses for Shape. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lady GaGa’s new song is called “Princess Die?” Just.. goddammit. [TooFab]

- Kendall Jenner is still wearing a bikini for the paparazzi so she doesn’t get grounded. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- And now we’re judging presidents on who would handle a hypothetical alien invasion better. MERKA! [Starpulse]

- Tyler Perry wasn’t a big fan of Prometheus, so I’m assuming Stringer Bell gets eaten by a shark in the first five minutes. [FilmDrunk]

- Who wants to hear about Jose Canseco’s testicles? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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