Blake Lively’s Cleavage Wasn’t In Green Lantern, You Imagined That, And Other News

June 28th, 2012 // 33 Comments

- The only way to fully convey how this week’s constant barrage of Blake Lively‘s cleavage has made me feel. [YouTube]

- Gingers apparently cause seizures if I’m reading this right. [theCHIVE]

- Mariah Carey performs at Sultan’s birthdays now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Now there’s my country back. [BuzzFeed]

- The Olsen Twins angered PETA again, so perhaps they do serve a purpose. Perhaps… [Dlisted]

- I believe these two had sex more than I believe one of them banged Justin Bieber. [Popoholic]

- Emma Stone knows The Help was just a movie, right? Just checking. [IDLYITW]

- Maria Menounos poses for Shape. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lady GaGa‘s new song is called “Princess Die?” Just.. goddammit. [TooFab]

- Kendall Jenner is still wearing a bikini for the paparazzi so she doesn’t get grounded. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- And now we’re judging presidents on who would handle a hypothetical alien invasion better. MERKA! [Starpulse]

- Tyler Perry wasn’t a big fan of Prometheus, so I’m assuming Stringer Bell gets eaten by a shark in the first five minutes. [FilmDrunk]

- Who wants to hear about Jose Canseco‘s testicles? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    she really looks stunning in these photos.

  2. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    i love the hair and look!!! now THIS is a blonde bombshell, would take her any day over kate upton.

    • Crissy

      I get what you are saying but Kate seems like a lot of fun!!! And Im not talking just the boobs! This girls almost reminds me of Aniston! BORING!

    • Gonz

      And why would anyone give a shit what some jealous catlady has to say about this or any other girl?

      • lily

        @Gonz well buddy you obviously cared enough to feel the need to comment. Pretty hilarious you people get so worked up over other’s opinions. Thats the beauty of the USA, free speech biatchesssssssssss. You all need to accept that not everyone is going to find your precious Kate upton attractive. Not jealous, I just prefer slimmer athletic figures like my own. Just an opinion. I suppose I understand your gender is threatened by a fit woman (like my girl candice or blake) who have better muscle tone than most men :D

      • kimmykimkim

        Well I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d like to see a pic of lily. Not to judge her of course, because she’s not a celebrity, and I’m not that big of a bitch, but just out of curiosity. Oh and Crissy! I wanna see what she looks like too. No I’m not some weird dude! I just appreciate beauty in all it’s forms.

        That said, Kate Upton and Blake Lively are two different types of sexy and they can’t really be compared.

      • lily

        Haha I would gladly post a pic of my body (im a fitness model), as I find it far better than Kate Uptons. Blake would give me a run for my money.

    • revw

      A chick this scrawny could never come close to Kate Upton’s sexiness. Unless you’re a girl or a gay dude.

      • They’re both incredibly attractive, but I have to agree with Crissy. Kate Upton looks like she would be loads of fun whereas Blake Lively seems to be a bit more self-absorbed. However, I think Jennifer Aniston might be a fun lady as well, but I could be wrong.

      • Helmut Von Trapp

        Rumor has it that she(Jennifer A ) likes it in all inputs

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  4. Deacon Jones

    Im going to have a custom double sided dildo made for you with Blake Lively’s and Katy Perry’s heads cast in plastic on each end just to make you shove it up your ass!

  5. virginia

    green lantern was such a bad movie lol. She is a pretty girl, but not a very good actress

  6. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    Ewwwwwww! Travolta’s dental visit is waaaaay overdue! Gross!

  7. Smapdi

    Since Green Lantern is totally gay now, why would he care about her cleavage anyway?

  8. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    That’s just got to be some of that spray-on hair junk on Travolta.

  9. You left out the best part of that alien-invasion story:

    “…More than seven in 10 (71 percent) Americans think that aliens are more likely to exist than are superheroes, vampires and zombies. But if aliens attacked our planet, more than one in five (21 percent) would most likely call on the Hulk to deal with the havoc. Far fewer would most trust Batman (12 percent) or Spiderman (8 percent) to step in.”

    National Geographic Channel actually asked people that. What a proud day this must be for the venerable National Geographic Society.

  10. Smapdi

    I agree with Tyler Perry, Prometheus did suck.

  11. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
    Crazed Abandon
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    Her face says it: Yeah, I know he’s gay. Awkward, right?

  12. Rio

    Pretty face…but for the body, feed her a sandwich.

  13. Never been a fan of this chick but she’s looking good lately.

    If you want me to click the Paula Deen link then it has to say Paula Deen has stopped breathing.

  14. Helmut Von Trapp

    She could ride me like she rode Ben Afleck in “the Town”
    Wonder what her moans sounds like ?

  15. Anonymous

    Meh…don’t see the draw in Blake Lively. She’s in her what…20′s? But, she looks 40.

    • ss

      That’s what happens when girls get too skinny. Both face and body take a hit.

      • Dennis

        Not necessarily. Julianne Hough is about the same age and doesn’t look 40 unless she cakes on the make up.

        This chick looks like she smokes more than she eats.

  16. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    She’s always so close to looking great then she fucks it up with too much of her stupid chunky bohemian naturalist jewelry crap. You try to look at her but your eyes can only see the huge turquoise earring junk.

  17. Bianca

    If I could raid the closet of any celebrity right now, it would be Blake’s. I also wouldn’t mind having a peak into Victoria Beckham’s Hermès bag collection.

    • kimmykimkim

      Me too, Bianca! She is looking so lovely lately. I love her hair here and the dress with those earrings! So cute!

  18. I can’t get past her horrible “acting” and that her voice sounds like she’s doing a bad impression of Dana Carvey doing Jimmy Stewart.

  19. terry

    What a Hollywood troll. They will gobble her up and spit her out. Overrated, weird looking, fake boo,b trailer trash looking chic.
    Say laa veee!

  20. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    you can’t fool us, John

  21. Blake Lively Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    John is as straight as the hair on his head is real.

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