Ryan Reynolds has barely been divorced from Scarlett Johansson for a year, but Blake Lively has awesome breasts, so you can see the pickle he was in here. People reports:
A source confirms to PEOPLE that the couple tied the knot Sunday night at Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, S.C., just outside of Charleston.
The reception took place in a white tent at the plantation on Sunday evening. Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine), a good friend of the Gossip Girl star, performed three songs live, and there was also a deejay who spun tunes. PEOPLE also confirmed that a cake was being driven down from Virginia for the event.
Lively’s mother and sister were also spotted in town, and a source told PEOPLE that the two had dinner in Charleston with Bette Midler earlier in the weekend.
What makes their marriage even more romantic is that before they got together, Blake spent an entire summer banging Leonardo DiCaprio in Italy until he dumped her so he could go back to plowing his way through the entire Victoria’s Secret catalog. So really, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are each others second choices, and that’s what marriage has been about since the dawn of time. Finding another broken, rejected soul to settle with out of fear of dying alone which is why we have to protect it from the gays. This is just for us, you queers, now scoot, skedaddle. Before you make it all fun and not depressing.
Photos: Getty
FIRST BITCHES!
I’m 5’4, balding with glasses. Raised by two abusive alcoholics, unemployed and considered repulsive by women. And I still feel sorry for YOU.
Fuck you at least you can afford an internet connection. I have to borrow somone’s phone and use their data plan to post.
pics?
HAH! Nice one, Mohawk. :D
saying that you are “FIRST”, isn’t wise to fuck someone’s idea up.
I can imagine that Florence’s songs about drowning oneself over a bad relationship really made the wedding pleasant.
This guy moves faster than Tom Cruise.
…at a wrestling match.
Both are box office disasters of late!!!
The Green Lantern was as shitty as you could make it! Who green lit that trash!
Congrats, you two!… for having Florence sing at your wedding. As for the rest of it… meh.
Hahaha! Exactly!
even with the mannish jaw i would sooo do florence.
I want to have sex with her voice…
She does NOT have a mannish jaw, Beefy! I’m gonna slap the shit outta you! >:op
she doesn’t have the most feminine face and she’s got shoulders like me. truth. let’s find her after we are done with kstew.
Deal. But this argument is not over, Doctor.
I don’t know much about who this Florence is, but that comment on Fashion Police the other night about her looking like (don’t quote me) the saddest boy at a Lithuanian (?) gay pride parade was spot on. Her clothes looked awful. I guess I just don’t get some fashion.
Gotta get it done before that hairline gets any worse.
Don’t worry, Fish! The over-under here can’t be more than about 7 months….
but he is so awesome and she is so…terrible.
Oh look a bunch of photo’s of Ryan making the same goofy expressions he makes in his movies…I’d rather Blake got hitched to Spencer Pratt. That’s how much of a douche this Ryan Reynolds is.
I hope they enjoy the 14 months they are married to the fullest.
The things people will do to get on a magazine cover.
The entertainment industry is well familiar the idea of marriage as a career move.
Those pics of her on a balcony in a bikini look pretty good – she should arrange for all photographs of her to be taken from far away, at an angle that doesn’t show her face directly. She’s like a hooker – they look great from the car window a few blocks away, then when they get up to the window, aye yi yi!
I give it 7 months …
He was free! Why would he chain himself to another one? Anyway, congrats and all that shit.
Btw Fish, stop telling the gays the real reason we don’t want them getting married. Let them keep thinking it’s for religious reasons.
C’mon, Fish. Don’t knock the “look for the wounded gazelle at the edge of the herd, then strike!” method of dating and relationships. It works for me. Sure, three months in, somebody’s car gets set on fire, but material possessions are fleeting.
If this is true, I’m gonna go with “she’s pregnant.”
Gotta get the wedding dress photos in before she starts showing.
Well, their last production was terrible, so I doubt this one will be any better. Least there will be less sentient shit clouds and glowing green bodysuits (I hope).
“deejay”
Really?
I guess that’s the official spelling now. Whatever.
“there was also a deejay who spun tunes” – no shit? I thought he was there to weave the bride’s dress on a giant loom.
“the two had dinner in Charleston with Bette Midler earlier in the weekend” – wtf? Is Midler trying to get by these days as a wedding singer or something?
Congrets! They look great together. I’d glady watch their sex tape.
Fuck, I’d star in it.
Touché McBeef.
Okay McBeef, but Reynolds would probably have you wrangled into the “top” position, and you’d end up in a threesome where Lively got kicked out. You know how this ends.
Yes, I certainly know how that ends. Ejaculation and a cigarette.
Correction, she’s his 3rd choice. You’re forgetting about the engagement to Alanis. I’m #3, I’m #3!! Woo Hooo!! – Blake
If she wasn’t so busy with the election, I’m sure Senator Johansson would have been happy to raise a toast to their honor at the rehearsal dinner.
The real question is whether Ben Affleck sat on the bride’s side or the groom’s.
You’d think he’d have heard of just dating, considering all the shitty romantic comedies he’s been in.
He went from a pair of amazing, natural breasts to some mediocre, fake ones. Poor ol’ chap.
Why does her hair look like something stuck in my shower drain?
Beard contract #2, signed sealed and delivered.
My Guess: In 2015, he will marry Taylor Momsen
try 2012 or 2013
Ryan just married my future ex-wife
He’s an idiot.
Enjoy your meal of fake breasts Sir!
Damn. Shit. Fuck. Crap.
I’m just letting you know Ryan, I’m divorcing you as soon as someone better shows up. Don’t take it personally.
Just smile and pretend I didn’t trap you by piercing a condom.
Can’t believe I jut married Penn Badgley’s sloppy seconds…Penn Badgley’s!!!!
-Oh really, we’re banging within a year you say? I’ve freaking banged ScarHo and you…who? Penn Badgley. I’m out of your league poppet.
-You also banged Alanis Morisette. And you’re seriously going to brag about ScarHo? The one who got Sean Peened?
-Crap. Well played Blake, well played.
This won’t last long.
Yeah I know she’ll just move on to the next co-star first chance she gets, but whaddaya want? Boobies!
I dont get the attraction to blake lively
she has no lips
her face is boring
i guess shes way better than your average woman but not better than average hollywood
Have you ever seen her on screen? Pictures don’t do her justice.
Eh i still think shes meh , pics like these are more real to life , on screen its all movie makeup and lighting and airbrushing . My first encounter with a celebrity off screen was pretty enlightening , and yes she had full makeup on and still looked like a MUCH different person .
Do you think they watch Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to get in the mood?
OK this is awkward, so just keep smiling alright? You know how I dated Jessica Biel that one time? Well it was just after she was with Derek Jeter. So i’ve got herpes. And you do too. Ow! Stop digging into my shoulder!
OK this is awkward, so just keep smiling alright? You know how I dated Jessica Biel that one time? Well it was just after she was with Derek Jeter. So i’ve got herpes. And you do too. Ow! Stop digging into my shoulder!
So this is what staring into nothingness is like.
Crap, who am I kidding, I’d sell my left nut to be in Ryan’s place right now. F U Ryan Reynolds. I hope you pull a Kardashian and divorce in 72 days.
6 months tops.
no one in hollywood meets for less than 2 years and gets married for life.
Anyone have pics of blake before her nosejob?
oh well, if not, one of her kids will have that nose.
HOW does that man bag such hot chicks? He’s a mediocre actor and he looks like a fucking dweeb.
“Good god! That’s Hamm’s wiener? I’ve just made the biggest mistake of my life.”
Not like he’s rushed into things like this before …Oh wait
I wish there marriage is as successful as The Green Lantern
Two box office flops and one clandestine marriage.
Yep, that’s Hollywood for ya!