Fresh off of curbing Leonardo DiCaprio and sending him straight into the vagina of a model I’m assuming he kept in a glove box for just such an emergency, Blake Lively is apparently banging her Green Lantern costar Ryan Reynolds now. For real this time, or at least more openly than when he was still married to Scarlett Johansson and her wanton lust for old man balls. E! News reports:
As we told you earlier this week, the Green Lantern costars were spotted on Friday on an Amtrak train from New York City to Boston.
The following night, they reportedly had dinner for two at a Beantown sushi restaurant.
Well, guess who were very lovey-dovey on Monday while waiting for a train at Boston’s Back Bay station.
You got it: Reynolds and Lively.
It may have been the wee hours of the morning—it wasn’t even 5 a.m. yet!—but so what? A source confirms they were making out and “all over each other” before Lively boarded the train for her return trip to NYC. Reynolds stayed in Boston to continue filming R.I.P.D. HollywoodLife.com first reported the smooch fest.
Awesome. So not only did Green Lantern psychologically rape me vis a vis two hours of Ryan Reynolds fighting a shit cloud, but now it’s scored him the Blake Lively rebound that this banana peel from her trash assured me was mine. See how the coffee grounds cling to it? That’s practically a legal contract. Get me my lawyer.