Blake Lively Started Eating More After She Got Married, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

September 20th, 2012 // 19 Comments
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There had to be some reason Ryan Reynolds decided to marry Blake Lively after just getting divorced from Scarlett Johansson, and because all of us in the entertainment industry are lazy as shit, it’s she’s pregnant. We’re all going with pregnant. Page Six reports:

The blond beauty, back at work in New York after her secret Sept. 9 wedding to Ryan Reynolds, is “glowing,” say spies, but also is eating more than normal.
One spy said, “Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot more. Everyone on set is on bump-watch.”

My God… Next, we’ll find out she stopped having sex with him and gets overly emotional when he doesn’t have an opinion on bath mats because clearly none of this is precedented. It’s completely uncharted territory. Hold me.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Does anyone else feel like having sex with her would be like parking a 747 in the Grand Canyon?

    • Ami77

      2 posts saying the same thing.
      You’re really invested in the life of – judging by the bites and bitching in your post -someone you hate.

  2. This girl is so much smarter than people give her credit for. She has made it huge with miniscule talent and mediocre looks. Now she will live out her life fat and lazy all because she opened her legs non-stop for about two years. How’s that for a retirement plan? I’ll give credit where credit is due.

    • Gold digging is at an all time high. I agree she’s very average looking. I’ve never seen any of her work though.

      • The only thing she has been in that I liked was The Town, which you should see. It’s quite good. She plays an oxy-addicted single mother who is a huge whure, and she did it well enough, eeven though she definitely got the part by banging ben affleck

  3. This story is so interesti…zzzzzz.

  4. mrsmass

    absolutely no one would be surprise by this news.

  5. Crissy

    I really never got her appeal…

  6. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    somebody got accessedto her urine?

  7. Bane

    It’s called the post wedding-I-don’t-have-to-look-good-for-you-anymore bump.

  8. Blake Lively Pregnant Gossip Girl Set
    Commented on this photo:

    whatever….in every magazine Blake claims she “doesnt exercise or watch what she eats” and loves food and cooking, which is probably a complete lie anyway. Good luck to her and her hubby…I give it an expiration date similar to his first marriage

  9. She reminds me of the girl that worked at the campus Java City. Actually there were about six of those girls. She looks like all of them.

  10. Craptard

    What’s the one thing a woman eats that makes her gain 30 pounds right away?
    A: Wedding Cake!!!

    I’ll be back later with racist commentary and holocaust humor for your entertainment pleasure!

  11. See Alice

    She kind of looks like a skinny Hillary Duff . – Sorry Hillary

  12. Palemon Pappassmearus

    I would eat more of Blake Lively

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