Blake Lively Started Eating More After She Got Married, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

There had to be some reason Ryan Reynolds decided to marry Blake Lively after just getting divorced from Scarlett Johansson, and because all of us in the entertainment industry are lazy as shit, it’s she’s pregnant. We’re all going with pregnant. Page Six reports:

The blond beauty, back at work in New York after her secret Sept. 9 wedding to Ryan Reynolds, is “glowing,” say spies, but also is eating more than normal.
One spy said, “Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot more. Everyone on set is on bump-watch.”

My God… Next, we’ll find out she stopped having sex with him and gets overly emotional when he doesn’t have an opinion on bath mats because clearly none of this is precedented. It’s completely uncharted territory. Hold me.

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