Blake Lively’s Hiding a Bikini Under There

September 13th, 2011 // 22 Comments

Here’s Blake Lively shooting some new scenes for Savages, a movie in which her character seems to constantly wear bikinis, so I’d just like to state for the record that, yes, I wrote it. I’d get into why IMDB lists Shane Salerno and Don Winslow as the writers, but trust me when I say it’s a long boring, tale about them actually writing it, and me failing to sell my 300-page opus, DickJoke Johnson and The Temple Shaped Like a Dick, even after I ate 10 bagels in front of a roomful of Warner Bros. execs and went, “Now that we’ve established my Jewiditry, I want $5 million upfront plus a piece of the backend.” Put you right to sleep.

Photo: Pacific Coast News


  1. Cock Dr

    I feel sadly obligated to remind the blogger that no, Ms Lively is not wearing a bikini under that sun dress. She wears flesh colored granny panties.
    Blogger needs to find a more deserving set of boobs for his fevered affections….a set of boobs that doesn’t have DiCaprio’s spooge splashed all over them.

  2. shouldn’t have chintzed out on the lox.. hmm maybe you ARE jewish..

  3. Polk

    Blake is in constant fear of the day she’s dumped by Leo. She knows it’s coming someday. Some girls are okay with that. But Blake will be crushed.

  4. Anonymous

    Who the hell is Blake Lively?

  5. “Is there somebody watching me from those bushes over there? I think there is… It…it looks like he’s got a laptop in one hand and…oh jesus christ.”

  6. Blake Lively Photos Bikini Savages Breasts Cleavage
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    love love love thoes tits

  7. Ego, the living planet

    Bad Breath Blake!

  8. See Alice

    According to the last bikini pics of her . Blake is hiding some pretty hefty cellulite
    under there .

  9. dani

    Boring. Just give it up Fish, you deserve better.

  10. I wanna see the pics Fish took from her bushes. He’s got to be stalking her in real life by now.

  11. forrest gump

    so I understand men must masturbate on this phote?
    …………..HOW PATHETIC!!

  12. Blake Lively Photos Bikini Savages Breasts Cleavage
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    Blake Lively walking past a giant blue ball. What an unfortunate metaphor for readers of The Superficial.

  13. Bafoon Qwalitee

    I want to hear her queef

  14. Pippy Longcockings


  15. Totes

    Ew boooo. She was in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and she has a weird nose/mouth combo. Don’t get me wrong, I love that movie, but why do people care about what she’s doing. Lame.

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