Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Got Engaged Or Some Shit

Because no one’s talking about Kim Kardashian Photoshopping her fat ass and calling it female empowerment this week, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna announced she’s one step closer to digging a shitload of his gold. TMZ reports:

Rob Kardashian popped the question Monday night, and they’re engaged to be married.
Blac Chyna was sporting a massive diamond ring as she and Rob went out last night to celebrate. Sources close to the couple tell us Rob asked last night and as expected, she said yes.

And to commemorate the occasion, they took Blac Chyna’s mom out for an elegant evening of love and romance:

Chyna’s mom is still in town … and all 3 hit up Ace of Diamonds strip club to toast their engagement — which comes after about a little over 2 months of dating.

As for how the Kardashians reacted, the entire family literally hopped on a plane and flew the fuck out of the country. Even Scott Disick was invited, and that guy bangs 20-year-olds who look like Kendall. At one point, the plane probably wrote, “Fuck you, Rob” in the sky then turned around and added an exclamation point. Just to be safe.

UPDATE: He spent $325,000 on the ring. Hahaha, you fucking idiot.

YES !…!…!

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