Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting Divorced. For Real This Time.

June 14th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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Miley Cyrus‘ parents have threatened to get a divorce before – No thanks to Hannah Montana, whoever the hell she is… – only to call the whole thing off, but this time Bret Michaels might want to delouse his finest wig and bandana because Tish Cyrus has officially filed papers. TMZ reports:

Billy Ray’s wife, Tish Cyrus, is citing “irreconcilable differences” in her filing. Her decision to pull the plug on the marriage comes 3 years after Billy Ray filed for divorce but dropped it in an attempt to work things out.
Billy Ray and Tish have been married for 19 years and have 5 children, including, of course, Miley. There’s only one minor child left, Noah Cyrus, who is 13. Tish is asking for full physical and legal custody, with visitation to Billy Ray.

In the meantime, Miley sent the following tweet to Billy Ray Cyrus after the news broke, so you can really tell they’ve strengthened their relationship and maintain open and honest lines of communication:

Miley Cyrus Tweet Billy Ray

On that note, if you haven’t hugged your daughter today, allow me to direct you towards Miley Cyrus twerking, having sex with Justin Bieber and sporting a grill. (See, also: Sex with your daughter, Knock that shit off)

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. “since your text and email obviously aren’t working would you like to talk like this?”

    Hillbilly logic: If he ain’t on the ‘puter, ya cain’t try the teleophone.

  2. Cock Dr

    We get it….she burned off the muffintop and has a hot tight body.
    Do a Playboy spread fer chrissakes. Their PhotoShopping team would have some fun with that pumpkinhead.

    • JC

      Hell, even I could do the Photoshop for this one:

      1. Move the crop line just below her chin.
      2. Delete everything above it.
      3. Print.

      • Don’t forget to remove her shitty tattoos.

      • Little Jimmy

        A few years ago there was a porno titled “Two Baggers” by Zane where the actresses would wear paper bags on their heads (like the Unknown Comic) while getting banged.
        You might want to consider this as an alternitive to over-taxing your CPU and/or video card.

  3. Miley Cyrus Channing Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I can’t tell—is she making a play for Channing Tatum, or Carol Channing?

  4. Combine this with her fiance ditching her, we know now why she’s been acting like a jackass in public more than usual.

  5. Miley Cyrus Channing Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    richie
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    Seen here leaving the video shoot for the upcoming Dexys Midnight Runners come back album.

  6. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    So Tish broke Billy’s heart, after he wrote a song specifically asking her not to? F’kn whore.

  7. Miley Cyrus Channing Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Batu Khan
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    A joint?!… That’s not a joint. THIS is a joint!

  8. “…irreconcilable differences…”
    which is yokel-speak for “Billy Ray don’t want me gettin’ poked by no one else — not even Bret Michaels.”

  9. Ok, I can see that her abs are toned. Please put a shirt on now.

  10. drinks frequently alone

    Maybe they could get a divorce at the same Walmart where they first conceived Miley

  11. Cliff

    Do people actually find her attractive? She looks horrible, no boobs or ass to speak of. She has the body of a adolescent boy….yuck. Then you get to her face…..OUCH!!! At least when she had hair it covered some of the face up. At least she has her musical talent to fall back on………HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!! LMFAO

  12. Miley Cyrus Channing Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Jenn
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    I blame the reefer for the ugly ass pants. She needs to smoke a little more, maybe set those bitches on fire.

  13. BobSays

    Not sure which Channing’s attention she’s trying to grab with that shirt, but my educated guess based on her haircut would be Stockard.

  14. RedNeckonize

    Miley, just send Daddy a penis cake. Everything will be all better.

  15. tommt

    Just scroll down until the top of the page is just below her chin, then she looks pretty smokin’

  16. Miley Cyrus Channing Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    why has no one commented on those heinous pants

  17. Miley Cyrus Channing Shirt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Who’da thunk it? Both of those women have the same exact hairstyle. They should totally bang each other, after all, what’s cuter than a lesbian couple with a same exact ‘do?

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