Bill Cosby: Jesus Gives You A Little ‘Wiggle Room’

Because “I’m far from finished” apparently hasn’t been a horrible enough choice of words, Bill Cosby decided to address two more rape accusers coming forward and a throng of protesters outside of his performance in Baltimore with this anecdote about sin from his childhood which somehow managed to top his insane pajama video in you-have-to-be-shitting-me-ness. Via the Baltimore Sun:

For instance, Cosby talked about being 3 years old and stealing a quarter from the collection plate at church. It was his first understanding of what it meant to sin.
He told the crowd that he vastly preferred Jesus Christ to his less-forgiving father.
Jesus would give you a little wiggle room,” Cosby said.
“If you did something wrong, he’d say, ‘OK, don’t do it again.'”

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