Who’s The SJW White Knight That Unsealed Bill Cosby’s Testimony?!

AS IF GAY MARRIAGE, TAKING AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, A BLACK HUMAN TORCH, AND CANCELLING THE DUKES OF HAZZARD WASN’T ENOUGH STUPID PC-POLICE BULLSHIT TO TURN US ALL INTO PUSSIES FOR A GODDAMN MILLENNIUM, SOME STUPID SJW HAD TO UNSEAL BILL COSBY’S 2005 COURT TESTIMONY WHERE HE – OOOOOHADMITS TO DRUGGING WOMEN WITH QUAALUDES TO GET THEM TO FUCK HIM. WELL, WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD, THOSE BITCHES HAD IT COMING AND MAYBE NEXT TIME THEY’LL GET A JOB INSTEAD OF TRYING TO CRAM THEIR WAY INTO MY VIDEO GAMES AND SUPERHERO MOVIES. NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST WOMEN, I’M NOT GAY OR SOME SHIT, THIS IS ABOUT ETHICS IN RAPE REPORTING. BUT TRY TELLING THAT TO THESE WHITE KNIGHT HOMOS WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO FUCK CHICKS BY PRETENDING THEY’RE ALL CONCERNED ABOUT RAPE, SO THEY TEAR DOWN BILL COSBY FOR DOING WHAT ANY OF US WOULD DO IN HOLLYWOOD: FUCK LOTS OF PUSSY. AND SO WHAT IF HE GAVE SOME SLUTS DRUGS TO MAKE IT EASIER TO FUCK THEM? IF HE REALLY RAPED THEM, THEY WOULD’VE GONE RIGHT TO THE POLICE AND DON’T GIVE ME THAT SHIT ABOUT RAPE KITS AND DNA EVIDENCE NOT BEING AROUND IN THE 60S, 70S, AND 80S. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE AS SOON AS A WOMAN SCREAMS “RAPE” IT’S ALL OVER FOR A DUDE. IT HAPPENED TO MY COUSIN ONCE AND ITS THANKS TO ONLINE FAGGOTS ON THEIR WEBSITES GETTING OUTRAGED™ OVER STUPID SHIT LIKE “WOMEN’S RIGHTS.” I BET AT LEAST HALF OF THESE 40-SOMETHING WHORES WANTED IT BUT CHANGED THEIR MIND AFTERWARD. AND THE OTHER HALF JUST WANTED A PAYDAY EVEN THOUGH NONE OF THEM HAVE EARNED A DIME YET. BUT IT’S COMING. I KNOW IT’S COMING. THAT’S THE ONLY REASON ANY OF THIS IS GETTING ANY PRESS BECAUSE THESE BLEEDING HEART BLOGS CAN’T JUMP OVER THEMSELVES FAST ENOUGH TO HELP SOME BITCH ACCUSE A GUY OF RAPE BECAUSE OF THE “PATRIARCHY.” IT’S EITHER THAT OR DEMANDING TRANSGENDER MINORITY WHEELCHAIR CHARACTERS IN MOVIES OR VIDEO GAMES SO THEY CAN PAT THEMSELVES ON THE BACK AND GO “SO BRAVE, SO BRAVE.” FUCK THAT! WE GOTTA PUSH BACK. FIND OUT WHO ADVERTISES ON THESE SITES AND LET THEM KNOW YOU WON’T BE BUYING THEIR PRODUCTS IF THEY’RE BACKING SITES TRYING TO BRING ATTENTION TO SOME STUPID RAPES NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT, BUT EVERYONE HAS TO BE “OFFENDED” ALL THE TIME SO NOW I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT HOW IT’S WRONG TO FUCK SOME CUNT WITHOUT HER 100% WRITTEN PERMISSION OR WHILE SHE’S NOT PASSED OUT BECAUSE FUCKING FEMINISTS ARE TURNING EVERY FAGGOT BLOG I CAN’T STOP READING EVERY SINGLE DAY INTO PUSSIES. SO BRAVE, SO BRAVE.

(NOTE: The tone I was going for here is Online Male Commenter Who Needs To Be Dragged Into The Street Kicking And Screaming Then Shot In The Teeth For The Benefit of Society. Did I nail it? Because I think I nailed it.)

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