Bill Clinton Truly Is Our Most Pimpinest President

April 22nd, 2013 // 52 Comments

Almost entirely because of that hat, these pics are like finding out Roger Sterling is not only real, but was our president for eight years who somehow left behind a surplus despite spending 90% of his term turning interns’ vaginas into humidors. Or am I thinking of Jesus?

Photos: Getty

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  1. Prediction: the comments on this one ill be a mix of cigar jokes and woefully-ignorant political drivel.

  2. Bill Clinton Charlize Theron Hat GLAAD Awards
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    +1 for no hover hand.

  3. ill advised

    wonder where his hand is ?

  4. Bill you’re better than this. You know she helped her mom cover up her murdering her dad right? How she is from a wealthy family but pretends to have come from a poor background right? How she can’t act, right? How there’s 30 better looking women at any mall in California on any given day, right? How she bullied kids at school but says she was bullied, right? A piece of human feces, right?

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    Jilll
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    Someone’s getting goosed.

  6. Cock Dr

    I’ll do anything to get Bubba back into the White House…I’ll even vote for his wife.

  7. Tronald Dump

    Kennedy all day long. He banged movie stars, Clinton rails fat chicks from the trailer park.

  8. Clinton is no pimp. His wife is a hag, he cheated on her wth trailer trash, pigs, and wanna be lounge singers

    JFK was a pimp.
    Kevin Federline is a pimp.

    Clinton has failed at everything he has done no matter how you look at it.

  9. alex

    Clinton will rat-a-tat-tat that ass.

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    Two people famous for blowjobs in one photo…nice.

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    Bill Clinton
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    I know you don’t think you’re good enough for me but believe me, you are. Hell, I’ve done it with pigs, REAL honest-to-god PIGS.

  12. Pimp pimp hooray.

  13. dont
    stop
    thinkin’ about the hardon.
    dont
    stop
    it’ll soon be here.
    it’ll be here
    better than before-
    yesterdays gone,
    charlize theron!

  14. JungleRed

    Take that, Seth MacFarlane!

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    it'smeain't
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah. That’s what I want from a president. To be “the most pimpinest”, or to be a “long legged mac daddy”. Not qualifications, not ideas.
    You idiots are using up my oxygen.

    • Not sure why you’re expecting articles from Harper’s or The Atlantic on here. It’s a celebrity tit site. Sorry us dummies forced you to come here.

      • We all know Slick Willie proved the truth of that wise old adage of Thomas Jefferson – “That President is best who governs least”. The only power Congress has is to tax & spend, the less they do the better off we all are. The President’s only real power is as commander in chief of the armed forces – so, you want more taxes, more spending, and more wars, or some do nothing dude harmlessly chasing tail?

  16. PunkA

    Charlize looks like a dude. Seriously, I expect Bieber to look exactly like that in about 10 years.

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    RocketMan
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    This is one of the best written articles on this site, and Ive been on here for years!

    “Almost entirely because of that hat, these pics are like finding out Roger Sterling is not only real, but was our president for eight years who somehow left behind a surplus despite spending 90% of his term turning interns’ vaginas into humidors. Or am I thinking of Jesus?”

    hahaha!

  18. Don’t blame me, I voted for John B. Anderson.

  19. Griefer

    President with the most STDs.

  20. AndrewMacCloud

    “It depends on what the meaning of the word PIMP is”
    ‘”It depends on how you define PIMP.”

    Look baby this is simple, you can’t see
    You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P

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    From the series “Retired Gangster and Moll in Photo Booth.”

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    indian
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    wax…!!!!

  23. Cletus

    Except, of course, that Bill Clinton didn’t leave a surplus behind when he left office.

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    right
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    I’ll bet he tried to fuck her. Or at least get a Beej.

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    Bill Clinton is a piece of shit and if you’re a fan you’re shit too.

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    Always say cunt
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    That’s a hell of a fivehead she is working on there.

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    Allion
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    He looks like a wax figure. He’s already dead and mummified.

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