Because I’m a whirling dervish of ambition and work ethic, here’s pretty much every single “celebrity” that was in a bikini over the weekend which I’m only just now getting to on account of Lady GaGa actually eating, and GQ forcing me to acknowledge the existence of Glee. Also, for the record, alcohol barely even factored into this equation. Although it may have had a hand in this one:
X + Gin = (My Car’s in the Neighbor’s Pool)^Sambuca
You’re right, this isn’t a science blog. On to the ladies:
AnnaLynne McCord [90210, This site in a bikini.]
Jamie-Lynn Sigler [The Sopranos, Giving Turtle a handjob.]
Taryn Manning [Sons of Anarchy, Crossroads]
Whitney Port [Her father invented port wine cheese?]
Shenae Grimes [... I needed five chicks to round the thumbnails out.]
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
That girl in red might appeal to Roman Polanski but I’d prefer something with a little more meat.
Yeah, she could use a few trips to Carl’s Jr.
You gotta youtube her in Nip/Tuck – then you’ll get it.
Zoinks, thanks for the tip. I’d like to formally withdraw my previous statement.
Gaga eating something as pedestrian as a cheeseburger is sobering news, but you’re dropping the (high)ball. Go out for some Car Bombs and paid-for sex.
I’d stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
No I don’t. Please elaborate.
Is she bow-legged?
Wow that is a pretty unflattering picture of Shanae Grimes….and I think Annalynne looks good, she’s gained some weight.
Thanks fish, this makes up for the J-Lo post. Too bad the J-Lo pics made me gouge out my eyes.
The girl in red isn’t even skinny. she’s slim and toned.
Agreed.
Ha! i bet both of you are some of the most fat assed, greasy, Krispy Kream lovin’ bastards known to mankind. Go f*ck a broomstick!
I’d stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
No, not sure what that means.
Nope. You lost me.
I dont get the fascination with this Annalynne Mccord chick. She has a weird ass body. Her naval is nasty and looks like a little penis and she her eyes are sunk too far in her head. not hot at all.
Could be worse… at least this site doesn’t have any fat, hairy dudes in biki… oh, wait. Never mind.
whitney port.. hubba hubba
Poor thing. She has a nasty case of mosquito bites, Ethiopia ribs, and Uncut Umbilicusness. Sad. And Gross.
She looks mentally disabled every time I see her. Now she looks fat too.
His shorts are gay
you can’t say that “g” word anymore!!
I wonder what could get off faster, that bikini or my penis….hmmm??
Your penis. Hands down …
the “Shepperd” forgot to give her T*TS?
anallynne for the win (tho her bellybutton borders on ripa)
Team Whitney (whoever the hell she is…actress?). Very nice indeed.
The McCord chick is decent but just too damn skinny. Plus she has horseteeth; looks like she could eat an apple thru a chainlink fence.
The others…..well, thanks for trying & I hope they all enjoyed their drink n sun sessions.
fuck you, I wanna see your teeth (and I’m sure they’re the best about you)
My newspaper wrapped on my porch every morning has more curves than Anna Lynn McCord
Hell I think the Saturday edition might weigh more than her as well
Looking good zelweegies….
Die
I should clarify that this was in response to some douchebag spammer. Fish should remove the entire comment tree otherwise stuff dont make sense no more
It’s about time we got some celebs in bikinis back up in here. It’s been so long, I had to pull a dried plug of lotion out of the dispenser on my Jergens.
Oh, and by the way, that chick in the red bikini better put some quality time in on the treadmill. What a heifer!
(Look at me, Fish! I’m generating “debate” on the forums!)
we get it you’re fat…
Is this a joke? Who ARE these hags??
Looks painful.
It looks like one of those really old school girdles and the worst invention ever for small breasted women, the tube top.
She looks cold as well as underweight.
Worst “bikini” ever. For gawds sake, admit you don’t have the best figure for that & get a nice fitting one piece.
Boys in bikinis? Is this what the superficial is into now?
Look at those TEETH!
that bikini is from American Apparel! I have the top. And yes, the bottoms are terrible.
I think I would start mumbling, faint, and explode in my pants before I got within 10 feet of Anna Lyne.
PHHHeewwwww!
Anna doesn’t look like she smells. She looks good!
she looks great
Not bad Anallynne, not bad .
I have bigger tits than her….and I’m an 8yr old boy!
oh, wait. is that way ur jokes r so lame?
the first chick looks like a pole with no tits or ass.
A mix of past and future bikinis
If you’re gonna be small breasted, look like this.
She looks like a twelve year old boy.
If so, I’m developing a boner for 12 year old boys
Your new thumbnail control sucks! What you had before was way easier to use. Scrolling might look cool, but it sucks to actually use! Just a fact.
she is a useless whore stinking dirty, foul media tramp, fuck this useles bitch
I guess none of you have ever had an elbow job before…mmmmm
The headline should read:
A Cups. As far as the eye can see.
Boo.
“Hi, this is the 1970′s. We’d like our swimwear back.”
What the hell kinda tan lines would that thing leave??
YES!
Mccord is fug – and a famewhore.
McCord is fug. Yeeeeea. Lemme guess, you are a BBW right?
McCords nipples could cut glass in that picture. Who is the woman in the old fashioned bikini? those black bottoms are HIDEOUS!!! Makes her ass look huge … or … maybe her ass IS huge … either way, that’s a shitty bikini.
Damn, I thought everyone said she was too skinny. Is she pregnant? Jeez!
everyone has rolls when they are sitting down and leaned over like that…
is she pregnant?
Never liked her or found her attractive but god damn this bitch needs a good meal or 20.
I can lose a good 5 pounds just trying to jog up those rolls of hers.