Bikinis. As Far As The Eye Can See…

Because I’m a whirling dervish of ambition and work ethic, here’s pretty much every single “celebrity” that was in a bikini over the weekend which I’m only just now getting to on account of Lady GaGa actually eating, and GQ forcing me to acknowledge the existence of Glee. Also, for the record, alcohol barely even factored into this equation. Although it may have had a hand in this one:

X + Gin = (My Car’s in the Neighbor’s Pool)^Sambuca

You’re right, this isn’t a science blog. On to the ladies:

AnnaLynne McCord [90210, This site in a bikini.]
Jamie-Lynn Sigler [The Sopranos, Giving Turtle a handjob.]
Taryn Manning [Sons of Anarchy, Crossroads]
Whitney Port [Her father invented port wine cheese?]
Shenae Grimes [… I needed five chicks to round the thumbnails out.]

Photos: Flynet, Splash News