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Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
Alright, folks, it's the Friday after New Year's Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn't the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here's Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a… More »

Jamie Lynn Spears Pulled A Knife At A Louisiana Pita Shop Fight

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
If you thought Dustin Diamond is the only pseudo-celebrity whose go-to move is to start stabbing whenever a fight breaks out, Jamie Lynn Spears pulled a knife during a fight at a Louisiana pita shop because apparently that's what happens when you introduce foreign food to the south. Especially the terrorist… More »

Alice Eve Got Married, I Hate This Year Already

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
Because The Lord did look down upon 2015 and declared to the heavenly host, "I shall fucketh this shit all up," Alice Eve got married on New Year's Eve, and it wasn't to one of us. I would've remembered something like that. Her? Probably not so much. Women call me "The Ghost" i… More »

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
- How many models did Leonardo DiCaprio bang in St. Barts? Let's speculate. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Seacrest will try and bang Taylor Swift now. [Fishwrapper] - GOOP thinks women are too mean to other women. [… More »

BEST OF 2014: Kate Upton Topless

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

Good Morning, Kristina Sofia, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
- China owns Captain America, too. Of course. [Lainey Gossip] - The key to Miley Cyrus' vagina is pizza onesies. Write that down. [Fishwrapper] - Chris Rock's divorce is already getting out of hand. [Dlisted] - David Duke will name more names if people don't leave Steve Scalise alone. More »

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea’s Butts

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
- I'm too lazy to write about Chris Rock's divorce, so here's a great rundown. [Lainey Gossip] - Farrah Abraham is dyeing her daughter's hair already. Good, good. That's healthy. [Fishwrapper] - Something about Kaley Cuoco and a nose job. [Dlisted] - Top Things That Bounce of The Year… More »

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

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