Bikini

Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
The last post was some god awful shit, so here's the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion's mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to … More »

Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice's Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted] - Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice list. [ … More »

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
- Coldplay might finally be over. [Lainey Gossip] - Hey, Eddie Cibrian needs that money to buy laxatives. [Fishwrapper] - Kendra Wilkinson made $500,000 in six months from stripping. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE] - The Hunger Games porn parody is here. [ … More »

Kat Torres In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
Alright, folks, provided Photo Boy's severed head isn't strapped to a tortoise with a bomb in it, The Crap We Missed will return Monday where you can fill it full of your brain shits for The Most Important People on The Internet because doing work at your desk is … More »

Dear Hilary Duff: AARON CARTER’S GONNA KEEL YOU, GIRL, RUN!!

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it's weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an … More »

Whitney Port’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
- Gwyneth Paltrow saved Meryl Streep's Thanksgiving. Take that, Martha Stewart! [Lainey Gossip] - Kendall Jenner's posting selfies of her panties now. [Fishwrapper] - LeAnn Rimes pulled some Madonna shit at the Rockefeller tree lighting. [Dlisted] - A Satantic Temple holiday display in Florida? Let's see how quickly that … More »

Ela Rose In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
Here's Ela Rose who you'll notice is not a treatise on racism or justified outrage at police brutality, but instead an attractive woman with giant breasts. And while we're talking about breasts, let's set the record straight on 138 Water: I'm in no way paid to post their pics. More »

Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp's scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip] - Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper] - Godammit, there's another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted] - Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [ … More »

Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now's the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin's butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won't handle a candle to … More »

Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip] - Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper] - Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted] - Remember when Kate Upton's breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some … More »

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