‘Spring Breakers’ And The Delicate Art of Ass Cheek Cinematography

March 28th, 2012 // 54 Comments

“Hmph. Vanessa always get the good close-ups…”

I’m almost positive the set of Spring Breakers can sense when I’m working alone because not only did it grace me this morning with James Franco as Axl Kevin Federline Rose, but also brand new bikini shots of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens who’s apparently extremely comfortable with a zoom lens aimed up her butthole. (I just assumed she was more the spread eagle type.)

Business as usual tomorrow,

- The Superficial

Photos: INFdaily

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    skunk
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    looks real epic. like, oscar worthy. riveting.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oh, but when I go to the beach and do that, someone has to call the cops and make a big deal out of it.

  3. Drundel

    Slap it

  4. Bikini Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Benson Spring Breakers
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    Several of these show Selena making considerable efforts to hide her non-existent butt cheeks with her hands……..Vanessa is just over it…..

  5. Bikini Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Benson Spring Breakers
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    Ashley Benson is f’ning HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Bikini Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Benson Spring Breakers
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    i want her to fart in my mouth…

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    catapostrophe
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    Nothing “cute,” “hot” or “interesting” about this photograph.

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    The Royal Penis
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    I think he’s checking for tampon strings-that’s so hot.

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    Chris Hemsworth
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    Holy fuck these bitches aren’t even attractive. That one bitches head is way too fucking big for her face. What the fuck why hire ugly broads to wear bikinis? Star power? Are you fucking high?

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    Deacon Jones
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    I could so bang her if I met her in a bar. I might even buy her a drink.

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    Mateo
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    hope she had indian for lunch…….. could really go for some chicken tiki masala

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    rantatonne
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    Odd shapes and various bold colors? I am now convinced that this is an art-house film, tackling modern day obsession with sex and guns in the avant-garde style of cubism.

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    Joe
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    Is that Ashley or Vanessa?

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    turd da third
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    Future spermbelly…

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    turd da third
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    looks like a witch..

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    turd da third
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    She is standing there like she is a bit outclassed (at least in terms of shape and titties)

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    Jared
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    Oh look the press released photos from the Spring Break shoot are all voyeuristic. As if the studio photographer was hiding behind a fence to get this “candid” shots. That’s going to fool everyone because no one outside of the industry understands how cameras work.

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    Nisse
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    Long black shiny hair.

  19. Bikini Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Benson Spring Breakers
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    Look how beautiful she is dont you just love her :))
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/28/BeautifulSelena-340_357.jpg[/img]

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    El Jefe
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    The Hudge has a nice little booty and we all know she is dirty.

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    bonerspunk
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    This movie better have a lesbian orgy or else I’m not taking the family to see it.

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    cagster
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    Using middle-aged-overweight-porn-surfing photographers does not make for the most comfortable teenage bikini shoot.

  23. Elliott

    You’d think that them eventually getting splashed across a huge movie screen wearing only bikinis would give these girls some motivation to tone up. Apparently not.

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    cagster
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    Frankly, I am surprised I don’t see at least three butt cracks in this shot…..none of them Selena’s.

  25. Hugh Evers

    I hope they show more enthusiasm for the kissing scenes.

  26. Neal

    I always wondered how they audition people for the show “To Catch A Predator” & now I know.

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    mpath1
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    she looks so damn young in this photo it’s a little disturbing.

  28. cc

    Next comes the part where I throw them over a stool and tan their asses for being bad girls.

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    JANE
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    She has the body of a child, seriously ew.

  30. terry

    This movie has Hollywood soft porn with B-List actors(expect Franco) in it. It will be nothing but debauchery on steroids. Expect Rotten Tomatoes to give it about 15%.

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    terry
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    Almost no ass and what meat product does exist on her it’s already sagging.

  32. Mike

    Plain looking at best and one of them is getting fat. Where is Michael Bay when you need him?!

  33. anonymous

    best. job. ever. ‘cept he is focused on the wrong girl’s butt.

  34. buttplug

    reaching

  35. This guy

    My pants are getting tight!!

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    The Most Interesting
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    Sorry, Justin told me only the Maple Christchild can shoot the butt.”

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    The Most Interesting
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    “Hey! No chimichangas, no ‘taco’. Am I right?”

  38. Bikini Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Benson Spring Breakers
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    Dora ,the years have been….kind.

  39. Bikini Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Benson Spring Breakers
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    …and then Usher made Justin get on his knees, and Justin made like a circus seal.

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    Mary
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    that looks like a 12 year old’s behind…omg. dudes are so easy to please these days…this
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihanna-brooklyn-decker-battleship-photocall-london/rihanna-brooklyn-decker-0328-04

    is a real fine ass

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    Personally, I don’t think this is a real movie. This is a collaboration between Disney and Nickelodeon to create their first reality TV show: Girls Gone Mild – Celebrity Edition with James Franco as a wiggerier Joe Francis to bring in the urban demographic.

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    old3incher
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    I’ll tongue her knot

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    RexCraigo
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    Seems to me like she doesn’t understand that her job is to be A HOT CHICK. She’s failing miserably.

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    hellno
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    Like u’d have a chance motherfucker!

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