Beyonce Still Hates Kim Kardashian

September 6th, 2012 // 87 Comments
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If the Internet was a meal, tits would be the palate-cleansing sorbet after a rich, savory entree of politics. So in that spirit, I’m posting a story that’s probably completely untrue since it hinges on the fact that Beyonce bothered herself with, let alone acknowledged the existence of, some inane bullshit that Kim Kardashian pulled at a Jay-Z concert. Radar Online reports:

Kim was desperate for attention in the VIP area and was getting in the way of cameras that were supposed to be filming Jay-Z

At that point, supposedly Beyonce had to step in and remind Kim that the event wasn’t about her, because that’s something that security at a concert like that just isn’t equipped to handle. “Ms. Knowles, terribly sorry to bother you, but if you could maybe promise her the film crew will gladly shoot Jay’s entourage taking a leak on her, just you know, after the concert, it would really help us out. What’s that? Yep, we already tried the crane and that reminds me, somebody should probably call the insurance company.”

Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Beaver Underground

    Beyonce Still Hates Kim Kardashian. – She’s not alone.

    • Archie Leach

      If I came upon ANY of the KUNTTRASHIANS on the streets badly beaten and badly injured, I’d kick them in the face several more times for good measure……

      • “If you are able to insult someone only by making fun of their name, then you obviously lack enough intelligence and imagination to insult them in any meaningful way.”
        — Anonymous

  2. Mr. Poop

    Does Jay Z put up with this to appease Kanye, or because he is hoping to participate in kims pee-pee showers?

  3. Copen Hagen

    It’s a big club and long line !

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    You know you are gaining too much weight when even your tit implants look fat and sloppy.

  5. Copen Hagen

    Forgot to mention that she’s a fat cunt

  6. Adam Frawley

    I would like to take a leak on her too!

    • Ordinary Bob

      I would like to shoot my jizz all over her face. It is the only thing I can think of where I would not be likely to catch a disease . Her ass and cunt are way to big for me to fill , as I’m ordinary

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    who is that dyke thats always following kim around?

  8. Billy Barty, Jr.

    Wonder if her cunt is proportionally as big as her ass

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Bonolata
    Commented on this photo:

    My sympathies for the woman in the background!

  10. “Wow Kim! That white dress really slims down your thighs!”

    - Said no one. Ever.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the longest 15 minutes ever… Maybe if we are all really quiet and don’t click on the links, she’ll go away.

    • Dave in Denver

      Sorry, I wish that would work; but it won’t. This site, along with several other gossip sites, are run by the same people [BuzzMedia] that manage the day-to-day running of all the offical Kardashian web-sites. Harvey [TMZ] kisses the Kardashian’s ass (most likely Rob’s) ALL the time; and Francios & Brandi [x-17] are on the Kardashian’s payroll. Like it or not we’re stuck having this pee wore and her band of prostitutes foisted upon us for the forseeable future.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It is a body that requires an elaborate network of harnesses, trusses and supports to be camera ready.
    MOO

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    dirtdog
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a pig.

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    the advancing years will not be kind to Ms. Kardashian, and all the liposuction in the world will not help

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    The redhead in the background is cute.

  17. YoMamma

    Well whaddaya know? I have something in common with Beyonce…

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I know she’s an annoying fame whore but I sure would like to have just 10 minutes with her ass.

  19. El Jefe

    I would love to go one fucking day in this world without having to see or hear something about this annoying bitch.

  20. Darling

    PHOTO BOY, please write a post about Kris Jenner hating “Honey Boo Boo” for child exploitation. I would love to hear your commentary!!! PLEASE!!!

  21. Alan Marciano

    Taking her from the rear is quite an undertaking.
    That job requires a big dick to get the ass flab out of the wy

  22. JennywithaY

    “Excuse, Ms. Kardashian? Jennifer Love Hewitt would like her hips back.”

  23. Schmidtler

    and in related news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  24. “Kim was desperate for attention in the VIP area and was getting in the way of cameras that were supposed to be filming Jay-Z”

    She was standing 15 feet away and her ass was still in frame.

  25. Jack Ketch

    mmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … moo cow in a dress.

  26. alexreager

    I just can’t stand her face. She’s a beautiful girl with such an empty, glassy eyed look. ALWAYS with that stupid, nothing going on inside, look.

  27. JJ

    Kim always looks like a sex doll…

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    That dress is pretty fuckin’ killer though–dislike the chick wearing the dress, but shit it looks awesome on her.

  29. Archie Leach

    There’s no hope for murca.

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    Despite great tits, she’s a sow…

  31. anonymoose

    That’s quite a wretched moth problem in her closet. Guess she didn’t have anything that wasn’t ruined to wear.

  32. anonym

    who DOESN’T hate this talentless attention whore con-woman ?

    who doesn’t want to grudgefuck this bitch and throw her in a dumpster afterwards ?

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    its so stupid how she has to keep looking at the camera to make sure they’re still taking her picture ..fame whore!

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    baloo
    Commented on this photo:

    the girl is in love. she’s putting on weight.

  35. o0

    I just hope that Kanye has setup Kim up with his mother’s hridl world plastic surgeon. He could be an unexpected American Hero. (and with som luck, Kim will take her mother with her to get some bondo work).

  36. Carla

    The looks on the women to the left and to the right of this MOOOOOOOOOOOOO says it all.

  37. O.o

    if i was a guy i wouldn’t put my dick in her,
    it always looks like her ass/tights are gonn explode if your gonna try to cram something in there

  38. qwerty

    More importantly, I hate them both.

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    What a disgusting aids infested pig of a bitch.

  40. Has everyone forgotten that Kim is now the Queen of Hollywood????

  41. Eustace Haney

    I wouldn’t fuck this with O.J.’s dick. Pretty sure he wouldn’t either

  42. tomtom

    I hear Kris Jenner the original MUTHAFUCKA is producing a sextravaganza. It’s called Kim does the Congo!! Miss Kim does the whole Congolese army and wears them out!! Mama was soooo proud! I even hear KONEY from Uganda got in the act! Kim just lapped him all up–her fat ass!

  43. tomtom

    I hear Miss Kim has a new fragrance–her fifth– It’s called Eau d’Ass. Based on the smell of Kanje ‘s two day old putrid cum cumming out of her HERPES infected rectum. Believe me, it’s better than her last–Eau de Twat—Just smelled like an newly opened can of salmon with a twist of shit . Mama said “way to go –we have another hit!!”

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    kittenmittensmascotmeow
    Commented on this photo:

    Frozen Face

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    Nina
    Commented on this photo:

    All the haters would fuck her if given the chance.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    YEs
    Commented on this photo:

    Steven Baldwin is her bodyguard?

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    av
    Commented on this photo:

    love this dress on Kim. So gorge!

  48. Alpha Female

    ALL of them are trash with way too much money, but faking a pregnancy and a baby is about as bad as it gets.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    curvytoo
    Commented on this photo:

    you never wear white on the bottom….it barely looks good on anyone…i love the dress but . again, you should never wear white on the bottom..

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Tight Dress DuJour Magazine Launch Party
    YEs
    Commented on this photo:

    She might have looked good in this ten years ago.

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