Posted by Photo Boy
If the Internet was a meal, tits would be the palate-cleansing sorbet after a rich, savory entree of politics. So in that spirit, I’m posting a story that’s probably completely untrue since it hinges on the fact that Beyonce bothered herself with, let alone acknowledged the existence of, some inane bullshit that Kim Kardashian pulled at a Jay-Z concert. Radar Online reports:
Kim was desperate for attention in the VIP area and was getting in the way of cameras that were supposed to be filming Jay-Z
At that point, supposedly Beyonce had to step in and remind Kim that the event wasn’t about her, because that’s something that security at a concert like that just isn’t equipped to handle. “Ms. Knowles, terribly sorry to bother you, but if you could maybe promise her the film crew will gladly shoot Jay’s entourage taking a leak on her, just you know, after the concert, it would really help us out. What’s that? Yep, we already tried the crane and that reminds me, somebody should probably call the insurance company.”
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Beyonce Still Hates Kim Kardashian. – She’s not alone.
If I came upon ANY of the KUNTTRASHIANS on the streets badly beaten and badly injured, I’d kick them in the face several more times for good measure……
“If you are able to insult someone only by making fun of their name, then you obviously lack enough intelligence and imagination to insult them in any meaningful way.”
— Anonymous
Does Jay Z put up with this to appease Kanye, or because he is hoping to participate in kims pee-pee showers?
Jay-Z and Kanye are most likely fucking each other. In the butt.
At the same time? Is that even possible?
It’s a big club and long line !
You know you are gaining too much weight when even your tit implants look fat and sloppy.
Forgot to mention that she’s a fat cunt
That was implied.
Actually, that’s a given. ;)
I would like to take a leak on her too!
I would like to shoot my jizz all over her face. It is the only thing I can think of where I would not be likely to catch a disease . Her ass and cunt are way to big for me to fill , as I’m ordinary
who is that dyke thats always following kim around?
Wonder if her cunt is proportionally as big as her ass
cunt size is not really a mystery for a porn star like kim
She uses a Frisbee for a diaphragm
She can hold a 12 pack of hot Colt 45 for the brothers up in her hoo – haa
MMMMMM, tuna and hot Colt 45 !
don’t forget a few ounces of assorted jizz , probably not Kanye’s
I think you can put both feet in and wade ….
Do you have a foot fetish?
Least you can get your feet washed although it’s gonna smell like week old shrimp .
Watch out for the white , stringy stuff that you will certainly find oozing on your feet
She shoplifted a side of beef in her quim
Duh, that’s why she goes after black men. With her huge ass and birthing hips, she can only be filled up and satisfied by huge black cock.
probably only a 4″ diameter dildo powered by a 40 Hp engine, judging for the size of that ass. It must take 20 KWHRS of energy to get her off mechanically
she needs double penetration or triple penetration in each orfice
It takes 200 guys with stamina to get her off, or just a few guys with elephantitus of the dick
It actually looked really nice in her Ray J flick. Totally edible.
My sympathies for the woman in the background!
“Wow Kim! That white dress really slims down your thighs!”
- Said no one. Ever.
This is the longest 15 minutes ever… Maybe if we are all really quiet and don’t click on the links, she’ll go away.
Sorry, I wish that would work; but it won’t. This site, along with several other gossip sites, are run by the same people [BuzzMedia] that manage the day-to-day running of all the offical Kardashian web-sites. Harvey [TMZ] kisses the Kardashian’s ass (most likely Rob’s) ALL the time; and Francios & Brandi [x-17] are on the Kardashian’s payroll. Like it or not we’re stuck having this pee wore and her band of prostitutes foisted upon us for the forseeable future.
It is a body that requires an elaborate network of harnesses, trusses and supports to be camera ready.
MOO
gross
She is a pig.
the advancing years will not be kind to Ms. Kardashian, and all the liposuction in the world will not help
The redhead in the background is cute.
Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.
Well whaddaya know? I have something in common with Beyonce…
I know she’s an annoying fame whore but I sure would like to have just 10 minutes with her ass.
Oh dude, you don’t even know what’s gonna come out hanging off your dick. You sure you wanna experience that?
I would love to go one fucking day in this world without having to see or hear something about this annoying bitch.
PHOTO BOY, please write a post about Kris Jenner hating “Honey Boo Boo” for child exploitation. I would love to hear your commentary!!! PLEASE!!!
Pot, meet kettle. Interesting.
Taking her from the rear is quite an undertaking.
That job requires a big dick to get the ass flab out of the wy
“Excuse, Ms. Kardashian? Jennifer Love Hewitt would like her hips back.”
Fuck that, Armenia as a collective country would like their hips, ass and thighs back.
and in related news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
“Kim was desperate for attention in the VIP area and was getting in the way of cameras that were supposed to be filming Jay-Z”
She was standing 15 feet away and her ass was still in frame.
mmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … moo cow in a dress.
I just can’t stand her face. She’s a beautiful girl with such an empty, glassy eyed look. ALWAYS with that stupid, nothing going on inside, look.
Kim always looks like a sex doll…
Must be type-casting.
That dress is pretty fuckin’ killer though–dislike the chick wearing the dress, but shit it looks awesome on her.
She’s trying to be Demi Moore in An Indecent Proposal. Poser.
There’s no hope for murca.
Despite great tits, she’s a sow…
That’s quite a wretched moth problem in her closet. Guess she didn’t have anything that wasn’t ruined to wear.
who DOESN’T hate this talentless attention whore con-woman ?
who doesn’t want to grudgefuck this bitch and throw her in a dumpster afterwards ?
its so stupid how she has to keep looking at the camera to make sure they’re still taking her picture ..fame whore!
the girl is in love. she’s putting on weight.
Aint that just like a bitch
I just hope that Kanye has setup Kim up with his mother’s hridl world plastic surgeon. He could be an unexpected American Hero. (and with som luck, Kim will take her mother with her to get some bondo work).
The looks on the women to the left and to the right of this MOOOOOOOOOOOOO says it all.
if i was a guy i wouldn’t put my dick in her,
it always looks like her ass/tights are gonn explode if your gonna try to cram something in there
More importantly, I hate them both.
What a disgusting aids infested pig of a bitch.
Has everyone forgotten that Kim is now the Queen of Hollywood????
I wouldn’t fuck this with O.J.’s dick. Pretty sure he wouldn’t either
OJ liked skinny white women ,not fat big- assed cunts
I hear Kris Jenner the original MUTHAFUCKA is producing a sextravaganza. It’s called Kim does the Congo!! Miss Kim does the whole Congolese army and wears them out!! Mama was soooo proud! I even hear KONEY from Uganda got in the act! Kim just lapped him all up–her fat ass!
I hear Miss Kim has a new fragrance–her fifth– It’s called Eau d’Ass. Based on the smell of Kanje ‘s two day old putrid cum cumming out of her HERPES infected rectum. Believe me, it’s better than her last–Eau de Twat—Just smelled like an newly opened can of salmon with a twist of shit . Mama said “way to go –we have another hit!!”
Frozen Face
All the haters would fuck her if given the chance.
Paging the Offices of McFeely Esq.
I’ll just use the Bat signal.
Steven Baldwin is her bodyguard?
love this dress on Kim. So gorge!
ALL of them are trash with way too much money, but faking a pregnancy and a baby is about as bad as it gets.
you never wear white on the bottom….it barely looks good on anyone…i love the dress but . again, you should never wear white on the bottom..
I bet she’s got some massive skidmarks on that dress.
She might have looked good in this ten years ago.