Beyonce Has The Photoshop
Joan Rivers’s death might have exposed the fatal danger of selfies in the medical field, and large swaths of America still thinks it’s acceptable to beat children with wooden objects, but let’s take a moment for the very serious issue of whether or not Beyonce is Photoshopping herself again. After posting a new bikini picture to her website, her fans couldn’t help but notice the unusual shape of her thigh gap (look at the stairs) and proceeded to lose their shit because Beyonce is a pillar of truth and honesty who’s never tried to hide how she really looks before. How could she do this to them? Is it because of the Illuminati? Tell them it’s because of the Illuminati, and they’ll stop thinking about the whole thing. And if you can’t say it out loud, fake a divorce if it’s yes. A pregnancy if it’s no. Bey-hive, set your decoder rings!