Beyonce Named ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman,’ Cites Alleged Motherhood as Source of Her Beauty
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In a continuing effort to convince the world that she physically birthed a child that was in no way the product of a ritualistic animal stabbing and herbal colon cleanse administered by Gwyneth Paltrow (Did you know Beyonce’s her black friend? Beyonce’s her black friend.), Beyonce credits her world-dominating beauty to motherhood. People reports:
I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth,” says PEOPLE’s 2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman. “I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth.
Which I of course interpreted as “Remember out how huge my jugs got during pregnancy?”, because if nothing else, this site is about subtlety as well as the deepest respect for the ethereal gifts of maternity.