Good Morning, The Joker With Implants, And Other News

August 14th, 2013 // 17 Comments

- Real authors hate Gwyneth Paltrow. [Lainey Gossip]

- So I should’ve gone with Flowers In The Attic? I knew it. [Dlisted]

- Believe In Your Selfie [theCHIVE]

- “Shakira is a witch!” – Jessica Simpson in line at Quiznos. [tooFab]

- The 17 Best Answers Aaron Paul Gave During His Reddit AMA [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Greene is still leggy. [Popoholic]

- Gathering of the Juggalos Tour Diary: Day One [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus is aware of the color of her skin, yet never quite says what it is. I saw what she did there. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn Nina Agdal is practically perfect. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rihanna stiffed a funeral company. Not hers, mind you, Chris Brown will cover that one. By court order. [Celebslam]

- Women can’t even pass out at baseball games without the stranger next to them grabbing their boobs anymore. Thanks, Obama. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Anna Wintour will burn Vogue to the ground before North West is on the cover. [Amy Grindhouse]

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  1. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The strained calculated bikinied exposures of this woman hurt my eyes.
    I hope the site delivers an effective antidote soon.

  2. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    is that the fat chick from Girls in the mismatched bikini in back?

  3. Skeletor takes a week off from trying to infiltrate Castle Grayskull.

  4. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    My penis is a little confused on how to react to this photo…

  5. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    The only way to save Billy Joel was to transplant his head onto an anorexic woman’s body.

  6. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    To be fair, her company is called “Skinny Girl” not “Attractive Girl”

  7. Don’t care, would still shag rotten. I mean really do unmentionable things here.

  8. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    It’s not Shakira that’s a witch, it’s this woman. She’s very off-putting.

  9. Big boobs on a skinny chick is just not attractive. Skinny = not good.

  10. ashlee

    It’s not just authors that hate Gwyneth Paltrow.

  11. “Did you ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? It’s just a little question I ask of all my prey. I just like the sounds of it. “

  12. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    disgusting. But with a bag over the head, could be a nice fucktoy

  13. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    wtf – she is totally anorexic. NOT NORMAL

  14. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    This makes her look like a poorly-siliconed Dustin Hoffman.

  15. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    I think she looks pretty good for 40+ years old.

  16. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    skinny fat. with implants….yuck.

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