Bethenny Frankel’s Baby is a Handy Shield and Other News

February 24th, 2011 // 25 Comments

- For Chris Brown supporters everywhere. [The Blemish]

- Eminem is the President of the Internet. [Popeater]

- Kim Kardashian sues Old Navy like a crazy person. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Paula Deen just got invited to Charlie Sheen‘s house. [Dlisted]

- Drew Barrymore says Justin Long has a small penis — That’s what I got from this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alyssa Milano showcases the beauty of pregnancy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Zolciak does the exact opposite. [TooFab]

- And Khloe Kardashian is apparently as pregnant as Britney Spears. [Huffington Post]

- Kris Jenner lets the last two bullets fly. [Bossip]

- 10 Things To Love About Robert Downey Jr. [Heavy]

- Kellan Lutz hates to workout. [Popsugar]

- Beyonce knows that fashion trumps racial sensitivity. [IDLYITW]

- Anri: In case you’re into that whole “asians with huge breasts” thing. [theCHIVE]

- And Vanessa Branch: In case you’re into that whole “hot British chicks whose names you don’t care about” thing. [MoeJackson]

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  1. Lydia

    This broad’s got a jaw that could gnaw through a leather strap… gross

  2. Mike Walker

    Who dat?

  3. lol @beyonce – it’s a black mime, fool

  4. Coyote

    Boy she really Hates her baby,

  5. Colin

    Look out! She’s using the Pete Wentz AssGrab Maneuver!

    • *sigh* No, she’s not. She is supporting the baby with her hand under it’s butt. The Wentz requires you to suspend the baby by the asshole, not the cheeks. Jesus, people, it’s not that hard to keep track of these things.

  6. Carl

    I wouldn’t fuck that bitch with Charlie Sheen’ cock. Why is she even important? She was an uppity bitch on a pathetic reality show that was about uppity bitches and why you should avoid them at all cost.

    Bethenney, please go away and don’t come back.

    • Myclamisaninnie

      poor baby, hates women and you wonder why you cant get pussy!! fucking duh!

      • As IF

        WELL PUT! I love the repulsive misogynists on here. Woman hating douchebags with mommy/anal issues. Freudian dreamboats!!

    • Reece

      LOL You’re reading The Superficial. No one on this site is “important” so dont bitch when you see a picture of someone you dont care about. If you even watched five minutes of her housewives show you wouldnt be calling her uppity. Bethany is a nut (in the best way possible) and would be awesome to hangout with. She told her wedding planner that she would rip his dick off and serve it to her guests if she didnt like the cake he picked. Shes hilarious

  7. Bethenny Frankel would make a good fish spear if it weren’t for carrying that baby around.

  8. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    lauryn
    Commented on this photo:

    what is that dot on her lower back? is that where they put the epidural in when she gave birth or what? yikes

  9. Hmm… do I go with the “Not Without My Baby: Douchebag Edition” joke, or the “Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” joke? Decisions, decisions…

    Wait, who is this twat again? What’s important is that even though I don’t know her, I’m pretty sure I don’t like her.

  10. me

    she is doing thi pose for her brother.
    HE IS A DIE HARD PA*DOPHILE!!

  11. Just Cause

    Who gave Lady Gimmick a baby?

  12. Lady

    Does anyone else think Katy Perry is going to look exactly like Paula Deen when she gets old? The eyes….

  13. Myclamisaninnie

    BETHENNY IS BAD ASS AND IS NOT A SHIT TALKER OF MEN. SHE LIKES MEN AND WOMEN. NOT A TYPICAL BITCH

    BETHENNY IS THE KIND OF GIRL YOU WANT TO FUCK AND HANG OUT WITH!!

  14. See Alice

    Who is this Mad Hatter ?

  15. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  16. bdog821

    The caption under this picture should read “I’ll get you my pretty. And your little dog too!” What a fug.

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