Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
MAY
Posted: 5.10.2012
Here’s Milla Jovovich flashing her ass on a photo shoot which some people tried to say she’s actually wearing underwear in, but it’s so far up her ass you can’t see it. Fortunately, we have a name for these people and it’s terrorists. Filthy, filthy terrorists.
Original Post: Hey, Milla Jovovich’s Butt? What’s Crackin’?
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
I love her white ass. We got some nice asses between today and yesterday. Truly a best of the year edition.
The Only time she was ever Hot was in the “Fifth Element”
No, wasn’t hot in that either. Maybe that episode of “Married With Children” where she played the French exchange student. (Yup. That was her.)
Nice bit of trivia. I’ll remember it always… thanks!
FWIW, I disagree with you on the “not hot in The Fifth Element” comment.
Firm and creamy
You talking about Milla Jovovich or doing a commercial for Jello Brand Pudding?
Those are some serious bruises near her tailbone. Nice to know she likes to be taken vigorously from behind.
She used to be hot. I saw her holding hands with some old guy walking without makeup in Yorkville in Downtown Toronto. The bags under her eyes looked like she just finished sparring with Mike Tyson in his prime.
* It was around 4 years ago.
Thats actually not half bad
Yep, them damn bruises are a giveaway that she been bent over and cheeks spread wide. Smile! Bet that took a pounding for sure.
No ass and no tits. Just a very nondescript chick.
last time I saw legs like that they were winning the kentucky derby. Or on the set of Sex and the City.
Man, That thong is up there. She can have an orgasm all day!!