BEST OF 2012: Milla Jovovich Went Commando

December 27th, 2012 // 15 Comments
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Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.


Posted: 5.10.2012

Here’s Milla Jovovich flashing her ass on a photo shoot which some people tried to say she’s actually wearing underwear in, but it’s so far up her ass you can’t see it. Fortunately, we have a name for these people and it’s terrorists. Filthy, filthy terrorists.

Original Post: Hey, Milla Jovovich’s Butt? What’s Crackin’?

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News


  1. I love her white ass. We got some nice asses between today and yesterday. Truly a best of the year edition.

  2. coyote

    The Only time she was ever Hot was in the “Fifth Element”

  3. Abner

    Firm and creamy

  4. cc

    Those are some serious bruises near her tailbone. Nice to know she likes to be taken vigorously from behind.

  5. Leather Balls

    She used to be hot. I saw her holding hands with some old guy walking without makeup in Yorkville in Downtown Toronto. The bags under her eyes looked like she just finished sparring with Mike Tyson in his prime.

  6. Milla Jovovich Butt Cheeks Flash Upskirt
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    Thats actually not half bad

    • JC

      Yep, them damn bruises are a giveaway that she been bent over and cheeks spread wide. Smile! Bet that took a pounding for sure.

  7. No ass and no tits. Just a very nondescript chick.

  8. Milla Jovovich Butt Cheeks Flash Upskirt
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    last time I saw legs like that they were winning the kentucky derby. Or on the set of Sex and the City.

  9. Milla Jovovich Butt Cheeks Flash Upskirt
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    Man, That thong is up there. She can have an orgasm all day!!

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