Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
Here’s Milla Jovovich flashing her ass on a photo shoot which some people tried to say she’s actually wearing underwear in, but it’s so far up her ass you can’t see it. Fortunately, we have a name for these people and it’s terrorists. Filthy, filthy terrorists.
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