BEST OF 2010: Octomom in a Bikini

December 27th, 2010 // 87 Comments

10. Octomom

Posted: 1.18.2010

When I sat down to calculate this year’s Best Of posts, the last person I thought I’d see on that list was Octomom Nadya Suleman. Not only had I completely forgot about these bikini photos, but upon clicking on them, I reportedly began cursing in Latin according to eyewitnesses. On that note, this was apparently the tenth most popular post for 2010, so enjoy what you’ve done here, and I’m not at all treating this as if you came into my house and shit on my coffee table. No, not at all. (I am.)

Original Post: Octomom in a Bikini: This is Happening.


  1. Fool's gold


  2. doogleberg


  3. Octomom Bikini
    Fool's gold
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  4. Octomom Bikini
    Fool's gold
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    biting her top lip

  5. Octomom Bikini
    Fool's gold
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    tice nits

  6. Octomom Bikini
    Fool's gold
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  7. FattyFatty2X4

    All kinds of treat’s today Fish.
    You off your meds again?

  8. Cam

    Not bad at all.

    It’s a shame about her vagina being a stargate though.

  9. shorty

    I can’t believe you linked the whole 5 photos, Fish. That hurts.

  10. Jenna

    In some of the pictures you can see the port of the lap band. Right above the hip.
    Diet and exercise my ass. She told her tattoo artist that she had a tummy tuck.

  11. yeah, a half descent face and nice big tits. well i am only looking at pic #1.

    also anyone who will want to fuck her should not have any qualms about being first. or biological children(unless you had them before hand.)then it’ll be like that movie with Lucal Ball and Henry Fonda

  12. Octomom Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Out of every douchebag and skank posted on this site, I’d say she’s by far the worst. Followed by Michael Lohan and Heidi/Spencer

  13. Emilay

    Whenever I hear octomom, i literally want to crawl into a deep dark whole and beg britney spears to give me my sanity back.

  14. Dr Octagon

    I’d plow that hot little asshole until it was octagonal.

  15. Octomom Bikini
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    That’s Daisy Duck. You can’t fool me.

  16. Octomom Bikini
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    Close your stringy legs, psycho. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants to see that cavernous windsock you call a pussy. NOT NOBODY!!!!!!!!

  17. Octomom Bikini
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    man hands

  18. Thanks for the mammaries.

  19. Rancid

    With a face like that, I imagine her muttering “der de der de der de der” all fucking day long.

  20. cc

    With a mouth like that I can’t figure out how she got pregnant.

  21. jojo

    She looks like every stripper I have watched over the last 5 years. Oxy induced expression of retardation and all.

  22. This is why she can’t pay her mortgage and about to get evicted. She spent all that money on plastic surgery to fix her fucked up stomach and buy Lisa Rinna lips.

  23. jumpin_j

    Actually,’Phish, it IS like we took a dump on your coffee table and this is how you punish us.

  24. GravyLeg

    The face of Vapid 2010.

  25. atheistgirl

    Nice tits!

  26. barry

    Quack, …Quack…Quack…I’m Daffy Duck.

  27. GDubaUBush

    Even the turkey baster didn’t want to do it…..

  28. GravyLeg

    George Lucas’ creations are coming to life…
    Ponder this… Sulemon. Sullust.

    Google this…..
    “Nien Nunb is a small, jowled, mouse-eyed native of Sullust”


  29. edie

    I feel like this post was probably #10 because of the trainwreck syndrome- no one whacked to this, but they couldn’t resist gawking at what the hell she’d done to herselv.

  30. Octomom Bikini
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    Yeah, well, i still want to see her boobies.

  31. The only thing worse than pictures of her is the thought of actual intercourse.

  32. Racer X


    /she got some DSLs

  33. elephantman

    come on yalll! yall know she looks pretty damn good. britney wishes she could pull it off like her. just think about the lip sinking she could do! HAHA! LAST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck it up yall!

  34. Lady Blah Blah

    The world would be a better place without certain people in it: Tom Arnold, Spencer Pratt, everyone in New Jersey, and Octomom.

  35. Octomom Bikini
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    great rack…but a face only a turkey baister could love

  36. Inmate 12236969

    Well I have to disagree with some of you guys I’d fuck the shit out this babe. In fact I’ve fucked chicks that could be her twin.

    What do you think she has a bad pussy or something—I’ll tell any woman if you think you’ve got a bad pussy come see me I’ll give you a second opinion.

    • mcfeely smackup

      I will go on record and say yes, I think she has a bad pussy. She had to have “vaginal resurrection” for fucks sake. Her pussy was legally DEAD and now she’s got a retread in there.

      If that’s your idea of quality pussy, then your forum name makes a lot of sense.

      • jon and kate plus hate

        I will go on record and say that there is probably one of those guys with a hot dog cart that says “Let’s be Frank” in big bold letters. If you asked the guy he will say he was starving working the Dodgers games and needed that out of baseball season work. His name is Skeeter and I said so Skeeter how do you deal with the smell. He says he uses Vicks vapor rub and after about 5 minutes in your nose creates callouses over your nose pores. I almost got a hot dog but I couldn’t tell if it was mustard or mucous and it kinda sicked me out.

        Octomom’s Pussy- coming to a really bad dream you’ll be having soon

  37. Octomom Bikini
    Mike Hunt
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    I didn’t know Eddie Munster had a younger sister.

  38. Octomom Bikini
    Oprah is a shaved gorilla
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    Those are only legs in the academic sense.

  39. Oh angie?!

    wow ..nice to see her getting publicity, did Brad let her out?

  40. Octomom Bikini
    IC Duck Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face looks distorted, pretty sure it is her bad lip augmentation. Freakish. She allegedly turned down Vivid Entertainment for shooting a porno (gag) then she attempts to strike seductive poses in a bikini to show off? Hmm.

  41. I don’t care how big her twat is, I’d still enjoy fucking it…

  42. Octomom Bikini
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    I’d do her

  43. noooooooooo

    I see Ashley Greene and I feel like maybe it’s going to be a good evening, I scroll right below and find this trainwreck and then scroll further down and find out Natalie Portman just ruined her vag forever. This is a horrible day.

  44. Octomom Bikini
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    It would be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway. I would do her from behind with the lights off in her fart box.

  45. Blech

    Please, no more of this woman. Her eyes are dead, and the rest of her will peel off in as short time.

  46. Octomom Bikini
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    At least she looks better in a bikini that Ke$ha……

  47. anon

    this is proof that all a chick needs is big tits and a little recognition to be considered a “celeb” on the internet

  48. wim

    don’t say a word………………………………………….JUST DROP DEAD!!!!!!!!!

  49. Sorry about the coffee table, Fish. It’s not my fault I had hot wings for dinner last night. I’ll send you $20 and directions to Ikea.

  50. Octomom Bikini
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    She is a Weapon Of Mass Production.

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