10. Octomom
Posted: 1.18.2010
When I sat down to calculate this year’s Best Of posts, the last person I thought I’d see on that list was Octomom Nadya Suleman. Not only had I completely forgot about these bikini photos, but upon clicking on them, I reportedly began cursing in Latin according to eyewitnesses. On that note, this was apparently the tenth most popular post for 2010, so enjoy what you’ve done here, and I’m not at all treating this as if you came into my house and shit on my coffee table. No, not at all. (I am.)
Original Post: Octomom in a Bikini: This is Happening.
FRIST
Why do I have a gag reflex when I look at her??? Ugh! I think it’s the boobs that keep me from yacking.
Oh please I’d fuck the hell out of those titties!
Fish, I’m shitting on your coffee table again!
UGH.
First?
Damnit.
Keep your head up, it’ll happen doogle.
W.S.S.?
biting her top lip
tice nits
ew
All kinds of treat’s today Fish.
You off your meds again?
Apostrophe not necessary for a plural…
LOL, thank’s.
to funny clappy!!!!
or is this my mother?
“to” should be “too”. Congrats, you’re learning…..
Hey, where’s you apostrophe grobpilot?
“you” should be “your”.
Not bad at all.
It’s a shame about her vagina being a stargate though.
Stargate…
*snort*
That’s fuckin’ gold.
Me likey.
If a goa’uld mother ship or wraith dart comes flyin’ out of there we’re going to have to find a way to cap that thing.
Cap it by installing a Vag-Iris?
@gravy leg LOL YES!
LOLOLOLLLLL
I can’t believe you linked the whole 5 photos, Fish. That hurts.
In some of the pictures you can see the port of the lap band. Right above the hip.
Diet and exercise my ass. She told her tattoo artist that she had a tummy tuck.
yeah, a half descent face and nice big tits. well i am only looking at pic #1.
also anyone who will want to fuck her should not have any qualms about being first. or biological children(unless you had them before hand.)then it’ll be like that movie with Lucal Ball and Henry Fonda
Half Decent Face????? I think we now know who looks a Clown porn when not on this site.
well i saw pics of Cameron diaz’s face and that’s embedded in my mind.
Out of every douchebag and skank posted on this site, I’d say she’s by far the worst. Followed by Michael Lohan and Heidi/Spencer
Whenever I hear octomom, i literally want to crawl into a deep dark whole and beg britney spears to give me my sanity back.
I knew people who actually wanted to stalk and kill her. don’t know any woman who liked her.
yep me too! i’d stick it in her mouth so fast her head would spin, ooops i just lost my dick!
And did they actually follow through with it? No, they fucking did NOT. That’s the trouble with this country, no goddamn work ethic.
I’d plow that hot little asshole until it was octagonal.
HOOAH! Me Too!
That’s Daisy Duck. You can’t fool me.
Close your stringy legs, psycho. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants to see that cavernous windsock you call a pussy. NOT NOBODY!!!!!!!!
“cavernous windsock”- Sprite came out my nose on that one. LOL! Good one!
man hands
Thanks for the mammaries.
With a face like that, I imagine her muttering “der de der de der de der” all fucking day long.
With a mouth like that I can’t figure out how she got pregnant.
Comment of the week for certain!
only because it artificial conception……she could give a b job without putting it all in her mouth with those lips….those lips look like innertubes.
She looks like every stripper I have watched over the last 5 years. Oxy induced expression of retardation and all.
if this is all you see at the strip club, you need to find another strip club. or quit going there during the dayshift.
Agreed.
This is why she can’t pay her mortgage and about to get evicted. She spent all that money on plastic surgery to fix her fucked up stomach and buy Lisa Rinna lips.
Actually,’Phish, it IS like we took a dump on your coffee table and this is how you punish us.
The face of Vapid 2010.
Nice tits!
Quack, …Quack…Quack…I’m Daffy Duck.
Even the turkey baster didn’t want to do it…..
George Lucas’ creations are coming to life…
Ponder this… Sulemon. Sullust.
Google this…..
“Nien Nunb is a small, jowled, mouse-eyed native of Sullust”
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
I feel like this post was probably #10 because of the trainwreck syndrome- no one whacked to this, but they couldn’t resist gawking at what the hell she’d done to herselv.
I wouldn’t say “no one”, exactly…
Yeah, well, i still want to see her boobies.
The only thing worse than pictures of her is the thought of actual intercourse.
SORT OF WANT.
/she got some DSLs
come on yalll! yall know she looks pretty damn good. britney wishes she could pull it off like her. just think about the lip sinking she could do! HAHA! LAST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck it up yall!
The world would be a better place without certain people in it: Tom Arnold, Spencer Pratt, everyone in New Jersey, and Octomom.
great rack…but a face only a turkey baister could love
Well I have to disagree with some of you guys I’d fuck the shit out this babe. In fact I’ve fucked chicks that could be her twin.
What do you think she has a bad pussy or something—I’ll tell any woman if you think you’ve got a bad pussy come see me I’ll give you a second opinion.
I will go on record and say yes, I think she has a bad pussy. She had to have “vaginal resurrection” for fucks sake. Her pussy was legally DEAD and now she’s got a retread in there.
If that’s your idea of quality pussy, then your forum name makes a lot of sense.
I will go on record and say that there is probably one of those guys with a hot dog cart that says “Let’s be Frank” in big bold letters. If you asked the guy he will say he was starving working the Dodgers games and needed that out of baseball season work. His name is Skeeter and I said so Skeeter how do you deal with the smell. He says he uses Vicks vapor rub and after about 5 minutes in your nose creates callouses over your nose pores. I almost got a hot dog but I couldn’t tell if it was mustard or mucous and it kinda sicked me out.
Octomom’s Pussy- coming to a really bad dream you’ll be having soon
I didn’t know Eddie Munster had a younger sister.
Those are only legs in the academic sense.
wow ..nice to see her getting publicity, did Brad let her out?
Her face looks distorted, pretty sure it is her bad lip augmentation. Freakish. She allegedly turned down Vivid Entertainment for shooting a porno (gag) then she attempts to strike seductive poses in a bikini to show off? Hmm.
I don’t care how big her twat is, I’d still enjoy fucking it…
I’d do her
I see Ashley Greene and I feel like maybe it’s going to be a good evening, I scroll right below and find this trainwreck and then scroll further down and find out Natalie Portman just ruined her vag forever. This is a horrible day.
It would be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway. I would do her from behind with the lights off in her fart box.
Please, no more of this woman. Her eyes are dead, and the rest of her will peel off in as short time.
At least she looks better in a bikini that Ke$ha……
this is proof that all a chick needs is big tits and a little recognition to be considered a “celeb” on the internet
And to crap out 8 kids.
don’t say a word………………………………………….JUST DROP DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about the coffee table, Fish. It’s not my fault I had hot wings for dinner last night. I’ll send you $20 and directions to Ikea.
She is a Weapon Of Mass Production.