8. Heidi Montag
Posted: 9.14.2010
Even though you’ve seen no less than 8,000 photos of Heidi Montag in a bikini, somehow these pics from September made it into the Top 10 for the year. Had I known seeing Heidi cup her huge over-sized breasts as they spill out of her clothing was such a draw, I would’ve paid her five bucks to walk around like this everyday. Four if she wanted in Spencer in the shots provided he stayed underwater the whole time. It’s a photography thing.
Original Post: ‘Do These Look Big Enough? I Can Never Tell.’
Photos: Pacific Coast News
No nipple? Fail.
Terrible acting job. Great cans.
speak for yourself. A nip would be nice but this does NOT fail!
Tits – Nipples = about as exciting as a barbie doll. Considering the subject of this post, that’s actually ironic.
Your honor, I think this photograph clearly proves that my client is CLEARLY incapable of “acting”, and that “The Hills”, therefore, could not have been scripted, but must have been, as claimed, a legitimate “Reality” Show. I rest my case.
Sorry, but your overuse of the word “clearly” just got you reported to the Department of Redundancy Department…
he used the word “clearly” twice. But she tries way too hard. she makes me sick
Um, you know that nipple is going to have some serious Frankenstein scars, right?
right?
come on wtf!
All that work, and still a butterface.
I don’t care what any of you bastards think. Even though she’s made of plastic, I would tongue punch her ass blossom.
probably because you’re hoping to find Spencer’s manchowder in there.
I’d have sex with her if I were a guy. She’s gorgeous!
Does she ever do ANYTHING that’s not 100% scripted?!? “Oh no, my boob fell out of my top and there’s 500 pictures of it but no actual nudity!” “Look at how shocked I look!”
She is a freak and sooner or later she will be in Playboy then Penthouse and then in porn, and I would personal lick every inch of here plastic body!
Unfortunately instead of giving the porn industry a new big name starlet Heidi appears to have embraced a new persona: cosmetic surgery victim.
It was all the doctors fault. They didn’t properly explain. She was manipulated. She was confused. She was dumb.
It might get her a few more magazine covers before she disappears.
if she does porn it won’t be a big surprise. Another blonde chick with implants that was D-list at best.
Also she is soon gonna be out of the industry. and if she did porn it would be hard for her to get back into normal society.
But without Spencer she does look hot.
She’ll most likely be like the surviving Differnt Strokes kid. doing talk shows and stuff.
Yeah, those “surprised looks” on her face are so fake, botox can’t even endorse this staged oops moment….. Kill ur self Spidey.
i can’t believe i’m saying this, but she looks pretty f’n good.
What is your screen resolution set to?
Looks like her little wardrobe malfunction was on purpose. She such a bad actor she can’t even fake a boob slip.
These pics are the only time she’s ever looked even remotely honest (as opposed to prepared for the paps).
I love her wide her mouth is… I bet she could fit a large cock in there no problem… ;)
Yeah… I always drop my pants “by mistake” and women call the cops. I guess my “ooooops” face doesn’t cut it.
That’s how I choose a mate. Any woman that foster their body parts so tenderly.
Does she ever do ANYTHING that’s not 100% scripted?!? “Oh no, my boob fell out of my top and there’s 500 pictures of it but no actual nudity!” “Look at how shocked I look!”
the question is does she do anything that doesn’t appear scripted.
Because everything that is put here ,other blogs ,newpapers and tv shows IS scripted. Fish and the other people would never see the light of day of such a pic .And if they did they would get their asses sued off.
Will I lose my ‘bi’ card if I am noticing that her hands look enormous?
Very uncanny valley…except for her roots.
srsly. I was gonna say come on a box of dye is like 10 bucks, splurge and buy two.
Even though she got her chin sawzalled down, she’s still a horse face. Amazing.
LOL
Big Deal!
She looks GOOD here.
I would
She REALLY is a butter face… and she paid to make sure of it. Bleah.
Shouldn’t Spencer be prepping to “Star 80″ her ass by now?
Man… that’s bad acting.
Butterrrr Face!!!! hahaha
So sweet. She’s holding her ta-ta like a delicate baby.
Mmmmmmmmmm… ewwww.
Here acting fell out.
Her being relevant fell out.
How about her Internet postings start falling as well.
She’s always been white trash, but now she has the roots to prove it. One would think she could afford dye.
B i m b o b i m b o b i m b o and bimbo was her name. Ho.
I know people say she looks fake but I don’t care I wish I looked like her. She’s hot. I prefer the original face tho.
Her nose here looks like Michael Jackson’s.
How many times did Heidi have to perform this trick before the photographer finally got the shot?
Works for me!!
her black roots are like staring into a vacuous hole of nothingness…just like I expect her vagina to be.
I used to think she was pretty cute, but now she just looks like Mr. Ed. With tits.
“Hey-y-y, Wil-bur-r-r-r-r. Do you think Carol might-t-t be into more beastiality-y-y tonight? I could fill her pussy-y-y with-h-h about 12 pounds of cock-k-k and a quart of jizz-z-z-z. She seemed to like it-t-t the last time and she even swallowed a bit when I came in her m-m-m-out-h-h-h.”
Oh, and BTW…she’s STILL too hot for that moron Spencer.
explain to me how this rates higher than Ashley Greene in body paint?
Dear Heidi,
2011 is coming but please, stay in 2010.
Thank you.
Yours,
Josh
p.s. : Happy New Year, dumb slut.
sillycons are pretty heavy, folks!!
She’s so dumb, she’s checking for lumps right now, and worried she’s found a 500cc tumor.
Somebody tricked me…. Obviously this comment was ment for this thread.
I’m washing my hands in….. The sea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bV_4F9PsdQ&feature=related
She is so grotesque. Look at her nose. It looks like a thumb.
Plastic surgery is a total turn-off.
What a pig
dear poor ned, i’m sure your girlfriend looks like that even before surgery, yea right your either gay or a woman. true men would never turn that down.
you know what, ned you only like big thick COCK, in your ass of course, you’d even be down for small penis, i guess any dick is good to you, STD’s must run in your family. HOMO! bring it on bitch!
He’s probably just got standards. You should try it sometime.
yall know when the door is shut she puts one of those things in his nose and walks him into the kitchen and makes him lick the floor. face it they are both MORONS. i hate to admit though, i’d bang her. she really isnt that bad looking and does have a nice body. i hope she doesnt do porn but if she does i’m goin to bi it.
her “reaction” is as fake as her boobs. I wish ppl would STOP giving them press so they can go away.
What, she can’t afford to get those roots touched up?
Obvious photo shoot and not a good one. Look at body tan paint blotching on her legs and stomach in last photo. I hope no one paid too much for these pics Better luck next time Heidi. Gotta pity her…..but then again mmmmaybe not:(
She actually looks somewhat (more) normal with no makeup on and her hair like that…
Oh look! A big phony boob! And her tit too!