Bertney’s Smokin’ In Her Berkini, Y’all!

March 26th, 2013 // 25 Comments
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Since I’m admittedly clueless about video games and ultimately just Fish’s coffee bitch peon, I had no idea what the hell ‘BioShock’ was or that it came out at midnight last night to long lines of people I’d call nerds if I didn’t work for them and/or silently fear that they’ll one day operate the drone that takes my life. Naturally, Fish snagged his copy this morning and is planning a review for later, so he threw a bunch of Britney Spears smoking cigarettes in a bikini pics at me and ran off squealing like a little girl. So enjoy, if you can, because apparently these were taken from the Curiosity rover, which makes sense if you think about it. Since Mars is America’s next frontier, they’re almost definitely building a KFC up there already.

“Space chick’n!” Britney shrieked, followed by “Gimme ‘nother skinny stick daddy, them’s make mah head dizzy-good.”


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  1. cc

    Compared to Honey Boo Boo’s mom Bertney is a study in grace and class.

  2. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
    Cock Dr
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    Not bad….but I’m betting that the immediate gratification of the fried space chickens will eventually win out over maintaining the pop diva waistline.

  3. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
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    Nice boobs, nice legs..Birtney is holding up beautifully..

  4. anonymous

    Not bad considering all the kids, her age and the bat-shit crazy going on….

  5. Chachi


  6. I’d pee in photo boy’s butt. TCWM is really the only reason this site exists.

  7. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    Not even a single ass shot. Her ass is the only redeeming thing about her.

  8. She’s nuts. She’s white trash. She’s a lot of things.

    But I’d still give damned near anything to roll around on a bed of Cheetos with her.

  9. lampshade

    Considering her… well, her everything in her life, she looks good. And with Kim Kardashian, Lardassian, making everyone else in the world look thinner, she’s just going to keep looking better.

  10. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
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    Two kids? I hope I look like that after two. Not too shabby.

  11. Weirdo

    I’d give her butt a quick munch!

  12. Mario Starr

    My favorite smoking celeb. She’s yummy.

  13. Forcing her to go to the gym has it’s benefits.

  14. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
    Where's my hat ?
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s clearly still a trace of the hot Brit in there – before she went batshit and started cranking out kids.

    Based on this gallery – I definitely would. And its been many years since that was a true statement.

  15. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
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    Okay, so she smokes. Big freakin’ deal.

  16. Has anyone seen her tits?. Her nipples aim at her feet. She was hot in 1998…………….

  17. kery

    She looks very good !!

  18. Skeeter

    I’d still bang her in the ass. Several years ago I would’ve also tongue banged her asshole, but not anymore.

  19. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
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    smoking is just not cool

  20. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
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    I’m still waiting for ‘Bertney’ to be funny.

  21. Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
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    She’s cuter than hell even when she’s carrying extra weight, IMO. But one area of concern is her neck. Sometimes, with the added chubbiness or booze/drug bloat, her chin just kinda…merges straight into her neck/shoulders. She winds up looking a bit like a Cardassian from Star Trek TNG. She should work on that somehow, I think: it’s her only real unappealing feature, whether she’s curvy/chubby or no…

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