Bertney Likes Shoppin’, Y’All, And Other News

- And here’s Rihanna and Chris Brown’s new song in case you haven’t heard this is happening despite him almost killing her. Remember that? When he almost killed her? I’m probably just making a big deal out of nothing. [Dlisted]

- There’s already another movie based on a Stephenie Meyer book, only this time with Hanna instead of Groiny McCarLicker of Stonerpants Lane. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chivettes bored at work. [theCHIVE]

- Octomom’s kids are releasing a Christmas song. Oh, goddammit. [BuzzFeed]

- Yvonne Strahovski does Complex. [Popoholic]

- The Owen Wilson’s seed is strong. [TooFab]

- Hello, Leighton Meester in Flaunt… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tommy Lee Jones is still a fantastic curmudgeon. [FilmDrunk]

- Beyonce’s really starting to grasp social media. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kid Rock talks about those few minutes he was married to Pamela Anderson. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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