- And here’s Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s new song in case you haven’t heard this is happening despite him almost killing her. Remember that? When he almost killed her? I’m probably just making a big deal out of nothing. [Dlisted]
- There’s already another movie based on a Stephenie Meyer book, only this time with Hanna instead of Groiny McCarLicker of Stonerpants Lane. [Lainey Gossip]
- Chivettes bored at work. [theCHIVE]
- Octomom‘s kids are releasing a Christmas song. Oh, goddammit. [BuzzFeed]
- Yvonne Strahovski does Complex. [Popoholic]
- The Owen Wilson‘s seed is strong. [TooFab]
- Hello, Leighton Meester in Flaunt… [Hollywood Tuna]
- Tommy Lee Jones is still a fantastic curmudgeon. [FilmDrunk]
- Beyonce‘s really starting to grasp social media. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kid Rock talks about those few minutes he was married to Pamela Anderson. [HuffPost Celebrity]
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How many more Superficial headlines about “Bertney” and Miley must we see with “y’all” in them? It was old the first time, now it’s ancient.
I still smirk.
I love it! :D
My God has she ever aged.
I think it’s pretty obvious at this point that legal conservatorship doesn’t extend to clothing choices and whether or not she brushes her hair.
Take a look at those finger nails.
Meh, I miss the good ol’ days when she was allergic to bras.
Amen!
Daylight does her no favors.
Came for some shopping. Really, you too? I just came to do some shopping too. You too? I wanted to do some shopping too. Really, you too?… realizing Britney froze up again someone tapped her on the head so she could say something new… I love cold drinks. Really, you too?…
Why is Enrico Colantoni going shopping with Bertney? He playing a Hatfield or McCoy in his next movie?
Time is a bitch…
The asian girl in the back is hotter.
I was thinking the same.
she’s going to look so fucking nasty in 10 years.
her face is already showing it.
This is a totally legit question…what happened to her face? Girl is only around 30. Why is she aging so much faster than everyone else in hollywood?
i remember when britney arrived on the scene and for a few years after, she was smokin hot. then, after crappin out some critters with k-fed, she got the prego weight and her body just changed as well. she morphed into one of those trailer park type broads witha weird body. she is no longer hot. in fact, she hasn’t been for a good 9-10 years now.
gee thanks for the recap. NONE of us knew ANY of that.
Melanie Griffiths is looking pretty good
Quit bitin’ my style, bitch.
Amazing! She doesn’t look a day older than 50! Good for her!
She’s looks as if She were 50 y.o.
Bertney, I love you! Your my favorite mindless, spineless puppet of all.
Bertney!! I giggle every time you write that.
leaver her alone besides she has plenty of money in her account whores
Account whores… Mental image is confusing. And I keep imagining money in the kitty.
i don’t get why her cock input #3 looks so weird these days…
It is called speed. It does just that to the aging process. When you live fast you age fast.