Bertney Likes Shoppin’, Y’All, And Other News

November 16th, 2012 // 28 Comments

- And here’s Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s new song in case you haven’t heard this is happening despite him almost killing her. Remember that? When he almost killed her? I’m probably just making a big deal out of nothing. [Dlisted]

- There’s already another movie based on a Stephenie Meyer book, only this time with Hanna instead of Groiny McCarLicker of Stonerpants Lane. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chivettes bored at work. [theCHIVE]

- Octomom‘s kids are releasing a Christmas song. Oh, goddammit. [BuzzFeed]

- Yvonne Strahovski does Complex. [Popoholic]

- The Owen Wilson‘s seed is strong. [TooFab]

- Hello, Leighton Meester in Flaunt… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tommy Lee Jones is still a fantastic curmudgeon. [FilmDrunk]

- Beyonce‘s really starting to grasp social media. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kid Rock talks about those few minutes he was married to Pamela Anderson. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Mary Feeney

    How many more Superficial headlines about “Bertney” and Miley must we see with “y’all” in them? It was old the first time, now it’s ancient.

  2. Jack Ketch

    My God has she ever aged.

  3. Britney Spears Shopping
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    I think it’s pretty obvious at this point that legal conservatorship doesn’t extend to clothing choices and whether or not she brushes her hair.

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    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Take a look at those finger nails.

  5. Lil Benny Waffle

    Meh, I miss the good ol’ days when she was allergic to bras.

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    Cher X
    Commented on this photo:

    Daylight does her no favors.

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    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Came for some shopping. Really, you too? I just came to do some shopping too. You too? I wanted to do some shopping too. Really, you too?… realizing Britney froze up again someone tapped her on the head so she could say something new… I love cold drinks. Really, you too?…

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Enrico Colantoni going shopping with Bertney? He playing a Hatfield or McCoy in his next movie?

  9. Nina

    Time is a bitch…

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    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    The asian girl in the back is hotter.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s going to look so fucking nasty in 10 years.

    her face is already showing it.

    • This is a totally legit question…what happened to her face? Girl is only around 30. Why is she aging so much faster than everyone else in hollywood?

  12. Britney Spears Shopping
    Commented on this photo:

    i remember when britney arrived on the scene and for a few years after, she was smokin hot. then, after crappin out some critters with k-fed, she got the prego weight and her body just changed as well. she morphed into one of those trailer park type broads witha weird body. she is no longer hot. in fact, she hasn’t been for a good 9-10 years now.

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    hcos
    Commented on this photo:

    Melanie Griffiths is looking pretty good

  14. Britney Spears Shopping
    Ellen Barkin
    Commented on this photo:

    Quit bitin’ my style, bitch.

  15. Britney Spears Shopping
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing! She doesn’t look a day older than 50! Good for her!

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    Edg
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s looks as if She were 50 y.o.

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    megan
    Commented on this photo:

    Bertney, I love you! Your my favorite mindless, spineless puppet of all.

  18. ash

    Bertney!! I giggle every time you write that.

  19. kery

    leaver her alone besides she has plenty of money in her account whores

  20. puhleez

    i don’t get why her cock input #3 looks so weird these days…

  21. snugglebug

    It is called speed. It does just that to the aging process. When you live fast you age fast.

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