In this super bizarre interview with Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique back in 2004, a drunk Ben Affleck does stuff us mere mortals would typically be arrested for. Some of his highlights include:
“They would like it better if you did the show topless.”
“You usually show a lot more cleavage than this. What’s the story, why are you covering it up today?… It’s Sunday morning? That never stopped you before from getting the titties out. Who’re you trying to fool, it’s Sunday morning. You could be in church you should have that rack on display… You know you should work at Fox in LA. You’d blend right in, they’d love you. Fox LA they have a pole that they dance on.”
“These breasts are very firm. Suspiciously firm I have to say. They are like two giant stones.”
“I take lover like I take shower: once a week! Oh, no, no. That’s the French.”
“Should we do a Janet Jackson thing? Are you wearing your nipple ring?”
And at about 3:40 he looks like he’s this close to accidentally killing her like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. I pull this shit and the cops are on me like I was asking a twelve year old boy to hit the gym shower with me. Ben Affleck does it and he gets a few girly giggles and maybe a handjob when the cameras are turned off. I guess it’s time I looked into making muli-million dollar blockbusters and growing a butthole on my chin, because obviously whatever I’m doing now just isn’t working.
Thanks to Didi for the tip, and for remembering how much I love that dreamy Ben Affleck.
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Ben Affleck can do that because he gives out 6K pink diamond rings. I bet the only thing the super dude has that’s pink is in his pants, and it’s probably not six anything =0
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What a train wreck! Where was his rep when all this happened??
I have to say I am envious. i would love to be *ahem* tickled by Ben.
I always hated Ben Affleck without reason, I just thought he gave out bad vibes and looked like a jerk. Thanks for giving me justificiation for my feelings.
Holly, you’re as big a tool as Affleck.
Ben… you’re so… sad.
TCLTC ad infinitum.
Thanks for the intervention marie! =)
I need a 12-step program to stop posting.
At 3:40 he DID look like the Mice and Men scene.. And I love the ‘butt in my chin!’ LOL! That write-up is HILARIOUS, even if it IS about something filmed 2 yrs ago…
i’m only saying something for HollyJ’s sake… it’s lonely at the top. plus you were so eloquent, maybe it is off putting for those who would sign something like, i don’t know… he is hotterz! i lurve my bens! *(- ^ -)*
i don’t know what i just drew but some people just draw that sh** and then they post it.
anyhow the point here is, i need to know, how come casey got all the charm and ben got all the testosterone?
What’s with the giggly teenager posing as a T.V. show host?
That was painful… Did they really show that on television? and how could she just sit there giggling? Eh hee hee hee hee hee hee, he’s playing with my boobs on television, eee hee hee hee. I felt embarressed just watching it, good move on his behalf though.
Remind me never to get starstruck like she had to be to sit there for that long.
Let’s be serious for a sec here.
This is Affleck’s best work – by far !
Not many Hollywood ‘artists’ do a good Pepe Le Pew nowaDAZE.
(Haven’t been around for a while – good to see we’re back in 2004.)
ok wait now i have watched the clip. did that chick just get totally molested? i am not sure if she should get fired for giggling when she was supposed to be asking him stuff, or if she should file charges? should jennifer garner move back in with her parents and call the whole thing a bit-bit vegas mistakey? and how effective of a warning will this be to all the dreamers who wish ben would hold them close and say sweet nothings. I like to think this is his art – he is showing you, yeah but what if it REALLY happened, you wouldn’t like it too much.
agreed binky — FANTASTIC vocal work. geeky and scary if any other guy did it, but still.
hey how come geico is doing so well with that lizard, but no one has hired ben to say Aflack! on tv. Wouldn’t it be cute, like those Yo! commericals from that tall asian looking basketball player guy.
# 13 This woman is a journalist from Quebec.
Ben Mulroney is the same in his interviews, I.E. – They’re all like that – ummm…’distinct’
hope he got to fuck her.
Dammit i don’t have sound on this stupid work computer – but from what i saw it looked like she was loving every minute of it!
He can do that to me anyday!
@16: she prob rocked back and forth like a dementia patient, giggling and fondling her bangs the whole time, if he did
not anymore she’s not, Binky, now she’s a 3x/week counseling and therapy patient.
i think he was sober, i think he was testing his boundaries with the public. guess what benny, you have just entered the canada of my discontent.
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That was fucking great.
What are the odds of Affleck having a Chubb Rock during that “interview” ?
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I am very surprised nobody did anything to stop the interview!
Mind you, if I was the girl I probably wouldn’t be able to stop giggling since some big celebrity started to… no wait, I’d probably slap him.
He’s here promoting “Gigli”, so that means his relationship with Jennifer Lopez was going on strong at this time. We can finally agree that J-Lo is about as fun and sexy as a bag of rocks if Ben felt the need to molest this dippy girl. I love how her only defense seems to be continually shoving her hair into Ben’s face. If he were sober, I don’t think there’s any way he could have tolerated that without grabbing a handful and pulling it away.
This chick hosts a very edgy show in Montreal which is intentionally, overtly sexual. She’s had Ben Affleck on several times as a guest. It’s not like this was Entertainment Tonight. It’s more like Robin Byrd, if you knew who that was. So his actions were right in context with the show and completely what she was expecting.
Read more here:
http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2004/021204/cover_showbiz.html
Affleck has the charm of a 60 year old newly released convict rapist.
Oops, it’s a promo for “Jersey Girl”, not “Gigli”. Oh well, not hard to confuse one of many crappy Affleck movies. He was dating Lopez at the time, though.
Love his shout out to the retarted, too. What a guy!
That was hilarious! Hey, at least Affleck is a fun drunk. I want to see the J-Lo fall out that followed THAT interview….
Damn Ben! And what was up with her giggling ass. The let me giggle and fling my hair on you while I move around on your lap approach clearly wasn’t working. All she’d have to do is light a match and he’d be fucked. He was so wasted he could probably piss pure alcohol.
Actually, the capital of Canada is Ottawa. Not Toronto.
what….the…..fuck??
Ben was actually entertaining for more than five minutes. Maybe he should have shot that for an hour and twenty minutes and released it in place of Jersey Girl.
PS – I would know the BOOTS off that skinny little hotty! Goddamn it Ben, I hoped you did the USA proud and bedded that vixen down but good.
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I like Ben Affleck, there I said it. I think he is intelligent when he is not plastered. His acting could use assistance at times, but I have seen him do interviews sober and I think he is a bright guy.
In regard to his past before he did rehab. and was doing sexist, dorky things like in this video clip… I will just say I have seen worse when people get drunk.
I am not sure why people drink too much as it automatically turns you into a drooling idiot. You know this going in and yet after the buzz people just can’t seem to stop the transformation process into an ass. A truly wild phenomenon.
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She was giggling because he was pantless throughout the interview. She couldn’t believe Ben is hung like a baby squirrel, and as furry as one too. That fur tickles, dontcha know?
Okay — maybe it’s just me — but I find her far more annoying and ridiculous than him! I think he was being super risque because of the reputation of her show — I mean come on — she broadcasts in a damn bikini. But she is a giggling, hair-flipping, idiot.
Ok, THANK YOU Snark 12 #23, because while I was just watching BA thinking, eew, drunk frat boy go away, I was mostly alarmed by her. like WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?
But the whole Robin Byrd thing pretty much explains it. Except, wow, she gets to have a show? I wish i were *more* of an idiot, maybe I’d get my own show.
I’m going to file this under “If Paris Hilton Had a Show and Interviewed B.A., This is What It Would Look Like, except with more disinfectant.” except the Canadian seems a LOT more fun than Paris Hilton.
I would have pursued her after and boffed her brains out.
Holy shit, yer not kidding. He’s as drunk as I am right now.
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Call him Mr Bean !
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um OK. pervert
I’m sorry but these guys have blatently fucked each other. Look at them! I get that her show is all about her being ‘wild’ and interviewing people naked but this is not the first time they have met. They keep refering to jokes between them and talking in the past tense – He compliments her perfume and she says “what you mean, usually I stink?” etc.
I’m glad Ben boned her – that J-Lo was a cold frigid bitch, you can tell. This woman is pretty and cute but a crap tv host.
You people are so self-righteous. Go work on your acting careers or something if you think you can do better than Ben.
Ben was hysterical. He didn’t look that drunk. All interviews about shitty movies should be this entertaining. Can you imagine how much publicity he had done over and over again at this point about that piece of crap movie? This was probably a great stress reliever for him. She looked like she was enjoying it too. I’d nominate Ben for a Canadian Emmy for this one, eh?
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He used to ALWAYS pull that on her back in the day…she hosts porno shows anyway so..she doesn’t really care. her name is Anne Marie Losique
Sad…really sad.
This must have been when he and Jennifer Lopez broke up because he is a fucking train wreck
His accent actually sounds more Rastafarian to me….and there is a bit of Tarzan or caveman in there too: ” I take lover, like I take shower!” Me Ben Affleck ,me drunk and dumb…
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Ack! That was very uncomfortable to watch.
As far as Ben Affleck?s intelligence goes (#31), he’s an actor. Actors don’t have to be smart. They just have to know how to read and memorize. This does not make one smart.
Although this is two years old, my respect for him just skyrocketed. Instead of an interview he got a lapdance. I’m sure I’ll come to my senses as soon as his next movie is released, which should be in a few hours.
#40 – You’re absofuckinglutely right.
I guess there is nothing new to post so instead we see something off YouTube from almost 3 years ago. What’s next? Ricardo Montalban poking fun at Dinah Shore in 1974? Charo singing “coochie coochie coo” next to Burt Reynolds on The Tonight Show?