Is Ben Affleck Fucking Up With Jennifer Garner Already? Who Knows?
“Los hombres no deben tener las tetas. ¡Jajaja!”
Why is she pointing at my che- aw, dammit.
When we last left Ben Affleck, he was clearly gripped in the throes of marital bliss as he worked his way back into Jennifer Garner’s heart. The man never looked happier, which is why I’m not even going to entertain this horseshit in The Miami Herald about him arguing with a young blonde in the back of an Uber. Because the only thing Ben Affleck is doing in a car is living the goddamn dream. Just living it so hard.
♫ FUCK YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! MOTHERFUCKERRRR! ♫
(All week. Been sitting on that one all week.)