Ben Affleck Was Totally Banging The Nanny
If there’s any doubt about whether or not Ben Affleck was banging the nanny, that’s pretty much been erased now thanks to a damning PEOPLE cover story featuring Jennifer Garner suffering the “ultimate betrayal” and even more damning photos of Ben Affleck handing Christine Ouzounian a gift with a huge, stupid smile on his face that clearly says, “You’re gonna put my penis in your mouth because I’m rich!” Which we’re all looking at because Ben Affleck manage to fuck the one nanny who knows how to get around a NDA and pap her way to a settlement. “Wait. You mean she wasn’t fucking me because I’m a super cool guy with a sweet ride?” Haha, no, Ben Affleck, she wasn’t. She wasn’t at all.
Fun Fact: Ben Affleck’s new muscle car was purchased two days before the pictures of him looking like a horny teenager with the nanny.
The More You Know…
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