Okay, So Ben Affleck Might Be Banging The Nanny
“Dad. She’s smiling for the cameras.”
Despite immediate denials and threats of lawsuits, the Ben Affleck banging the nanny story not only still has legs, but is becoming more and more likely thanks to Christine Ouzinian telling everyone about it and almost definitely calling the paparazzi. So here’s Lainey Gossip handling this situation like a boss by expertly drawing parallels to Gone Girl where I would’ve made a stupid Batman joke because that’s pretty much all I think about. Tits and Batman. It’s a miracle you people listen to me talk about anything else. You really shouldn’t.