We Need To Talk About Batman’s Tits

“Do I bleed? How did you know about- I mean, no.”

Originally, this was going to be another post about how badly Ben Affleck got played by the nanny who’s now living in a $10,000/month house with a brand new Lexus while his PR team tries to convince everyone that she was only with him in Vegas “on business.”

But that was before I saw Batman’s tits.

Ben Affleck Moobs Bitch Tits Man Boobs

Why does Batman have tits?

Ben Affleck Moobs Bitch Tits Man Boobs

I’m clearly looking at Batman.

Ben Affleck Moobs Bitch Tits Man Boobs

And those are his tits.

Ben Affleck Moobs Bitch Tits Man Boobs

Batman should not have tits. Not even one.

Thank you for your time.

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