“Look at her feeling so happy and safe in my arms again.”
“I wonder what kind of car Ben Affleck will go down on me in…”
Kristen Stewart had an open affair with Rupert Sanders the director of Snow White and The Hunstman, and Ben Affleck probably had sex with Blake Lively while directing her in The Town. So finding out that Ben wants to cast Kristen in his next movie Focus is probably going over super awesome with Jennifer Garner who’s pregnant with their fourth kid. I really see her accepting this information with non-murderous rage. “Downright jubilant,” if I had to guess a reaction. Via E! News:
We asked Affleck for an update when we caught up with him the other night at the GQ Men of the Year party at Chateau Marmont.
“I’m hesitant to get into casting stuff because I don’t know what’s finished or isn’t because people come in and out of things all the time,” he said. “But she’s terrific and hopefully it will work out.”
Of course, the obvious joke here is when’s Michael Bay going to cast her in his next movie except don’t be ridiculous. Dudes don’t eat chicks, bro. They bong your dong, then you thank them by making them turtle wax your Lambo. BOOSH. Simple as that.
“Dammit, who gave this dude an advanced copy of my manifesto? Those where supposed to be Christmas gifts for models I stranded in the desert, you guys.” – Michael Bay, just now
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Fuck Michael Bay. You gotta eat it.
Affleck was banging Jennifer Garner during Daredevil, while still engaged to Jlo, so oral sex with with his leading ladies could be seen as almost abstinence.
I can see another black eye in the future.
You spelt ‘perform cunnilingus on’ wrong
Maybe Robsten has an open relationship clause. Maybe they can cheat like twice a year.
Kristen: Um, I’m gonna need an extension. I’ve cashed in my two bangs.
Rob: WTF it’s January 3rd!!!!
Smarter than I thought. Unlike Megan Fox who only opened her gob to sink her career she opens it – without talking – to advance it. Sadly, that IS the ticket in Hollywood for young fillies. (Obviously, I’m only complaining because I’m not one of the benefiting directors.)
Does she have to dress like a banana, to stroke his banana. Kinky banana cos-play.
I’ll direct her…to my penis. Buh-dum-bum.
have you ever seen a happier bunch??
Really, people, why bother?
“…people come in and out of things all the time…”
No additional comments are needed.
Man, I see chicks I want to “direct” all the time. Problem is, I don’t have a lucrative movie role to offer them in exchange.
You know the movie does not have to be real. By the time they figure it out you are done with them anyway. Did you watch Argo, make your own fake movie and script.
Genius…
Perhaps if Affleck changes the name of the movie from “Focus” to “Cars and Automobiles” Stewart will be more interested.
I just hope they get pictures of Ben going down on her in the same car Jennifer drops the kids to school in.That would make it extra special.
Is Garner really pregnant again?
I didn’t know Ben liked the smell (or taste) of Rupert’s peen.
Yea, Affleck wants to direct her all right…..direct her right on to his penis. *rimshot*
haaahahaha
It was the added *rimshot* that really got it there for me! :D
The cheap effects do it for me every time, cause I’m like Rodney Dangerfield-I get no respect.
I thought Mitt Romney killed Big Bird.
The guys are having fun, Kristen is having a panic attack.I van tell because she is attempting to change expressions.
Yeah, direct her in the front seat.
“I told you. That’s not where the lips go.”
she is a joke really , does she have talent? i dunno…….
She doesn’t look at all happy around him. My guess is that they’re not back together.
Pregnant with their fourth child? Since when?
I’ll be serious for a second, would love to see Ben and Kristen together…in a movie that is. ;)
Why is it that all these super fantastic beautiful women always have a bored look on their face??
What is up with people putting her in or telling her she looks good in all these unflattering, sometimes ridiculous getups?