Bella Thorne Posed For Playboy
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If you haven’t heard by now because your job doesn’t require obsessively following the careers of 19-year-old Disney stars in pursuit of pervert clicks, Bella Thorne posed for Playboy. And while that sounds like it should be Christmas morning, it’s actually more along the lines of getting a pen set for graduation because that shit is boring. We’ve posted better pics on the site, and we have the operating budget of a ham sandwich. Case in point:
Not to mention, her Instagram is full of little treasures like this. (Please don’t ask me what’s going on with her crotch. I’m pretending I didn’t see it. — Or am I? You read the Fergie post. I’m so desensitized, Bella Thorne could have twenty penises and one of them blurts out Westworld spoilers. I’m still gonna look.)