Justin Bieber’s Probably Dating 19-Year-Old Victoria’s Secret Model Barbara Palvin Already

November 12th, 2012 // 44 Comments
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Friday night the world mourned as news of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s break up shattered any hope of love and optimism for lowly mortals who aren’t cherubs sent down from heaven to bang. But, alas, yon Bieber has already found himself a new angel, almost literally, and it’s 19-year-old Hungarian model Barbara Palvin (above) who’s already denying their relationship because just the mere, cursory knowledge of it would cause “our frail human hearts to explode into cotton candy,” First Maple Syrup Chronicles 8:17:

last time im saying it. please calm down.there is nothing going on w him.i met him and did a pic w him. wouldnt u do the same?:)

In the meantime, Justin performed “Cry Me A River” in Boston Saturday night which we’re all supposed to take as some sort of cryptic message to Selena Gomez because apparently she’s Britney Spears now which is ridiculously insulting considering Selena Gomez can dress herself and knows what year it is. How dare you?

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Victoria Secret models lately have been hit or miss…..and this one’s a miss.

    • Visible Ink

      Can’t judge her beauty until I hear her stand on the effects of asymmetric information on economic growth, oh and world peace. God help her if she has a different opinion on world peace!!

  2. achilles wrath

    All aboard the gravy train! CHOO CHOO!

  3. If anybody out there believed Justin performed at a Victoria Secret show and didn’t fuck at least one of the angels, I pity your naivete.

  4. Randal

    It’s tough being in the entertainment spotlight when your private love life is available for all to read about. Justin is going through a rough patch in his young career, but defining the man he will become shall always be marked by this breakup.

    New songs, albums and tours will fuel the emotions he’s doing his best to tackle after letting Selena go.

    Randal

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    Courtkney
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    She’s a little chunky for a VS model

  6. Actually, no, I would not do a picture with the Biebs. Thanks, though.

  7. Sandoucheky

    I always wondered why he wasn’t balls deep in random beave at this point. I hate him and all, but he should be slaying at least 3 beetches daily

  8. Headline should read:

    Justin Auditioning New Beards

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    Mr. Poop
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    now those are some child bearing hips

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    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I’d catch a grenade for ya
    Stroke my big candy cane for ya
    Shoot Justin in the brain for ya
    You know I’d do anything for ya’

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    Those boots and gloves are like a tractor beam. She’s on my Christmas list. And I’d like to think the fact that I can overlook the Bieb association means that I’ve grown as a person.

  12. El Jefe

    Who cares about him, Selena is free!

  13. Carlos Salinas

    Wow. That is waaaay to much woman for his scrawny ass

  14. tlmck

    Methinks Selena would not agree to a new beard contract, so they went the low cost immigrant route.

  15. Inner Retard

    Listened to half of this “music” and if the CIA ever needed a new method of interrogation instead of waterboarding they had a winner.

  16. cc

    Well, she did rush to Twitter to deny it. As well she should. I mean, if you are a Victoria’s Secret model you may not find someone as famous, but I am sure you can find someone more masculine who, as an added benefit, isn’t a prick.

  17. Jack London's sober moment

    maybe she’s a lesbian, look on the bright side. Biebs is likely more sexually available than the other married VS models.

  18. Drundel

    Que leaked pictures/video of Selena

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    There’s some unfortunate squashing of her thighs happening with those boots there.

  20. tom

    Dog face.

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    Joe
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    That is not 19! She has got to be older… I’d say 26

    • Visible Ink

      She’s 19. But you’re right she looks 25. That’s the miracle of makeup. It can make you look 6-7 years older or younger. I bet in 10 years she’ll want the latter.

  22. Schmidtler

    She looks like a younger Maria Shriver. I of course did not mean that as a compliment.

  23. SFRowGuy

    Why? He wouldn’t know what to do with her either.

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    She was born in 1993… I feel old.

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    Mario Starr
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    How can Justine Beaver even fuck if he/she doesn’t have a cock? On a side note, I’d wreck that chick.

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    One eye looks bigger than the other and there is something funky going on with her mouth. I need to learn not to zoom sometimes.

  27. Beiber'sgay

    I HATE FOREIGN models who can’t even speak English coming over here and taking jobs.

    Go Back to Hungary and Brazil.

    Take that giant little worthless untalented youtube prick you!

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    zed
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    Even Bruno is checkin out dat ass

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    whomsoever
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    Great thighs. Shut up Joe.

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    Town Cock
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    But Bieber sucks little, young dicks…

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    Mar
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    I’m all about a healthy figure….but VC went from a negative 0 to a 8 or 10 (size wise). Those thighs would be nice if they were muscle. She will smash him in bed!

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    mr prisoner
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    Bieber is gay man prison meat

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    Elton J.
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    If she tells you shes 26 and looks 26 shes damn near 40

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