Friday night the world mourned as news of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s break up shattered any hope of love and optimism for lowly mortals who aren’t cherubs sent down from heaven to bang. But, alas, yon Bieber has already found himself a new angel, almost literally, and it’s 19-year-old Hungarian model Barbara Palvin (above) who’s already denying their relationship because just the mere, cursory knowledge of it would cause “our frail human hearts to explode into cotton candy,” First Maple Syrup Chronicles 8:17:
last time im saying it. please calm down.there is nothing going on w him.i met him and did a pic w him. wouldnt u do the same?:)
In the meantime, Justin performed “Cry Me A River” in Boston Saturday night which we’re all supposed to take as some sort of cryptic message to Selena Gomez because apparently she’s Britney Spears now which is ridiculously insulting considering Selena Gomez can dress herself and knows what year it is. How dare you?
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Victoria Secret models lately have been hit or miss…..and this one’s a miss.
Can’t judge her beauty until I hear her stand on the effects of asymmetric information on economic growth, oh and world peace. God help her if she has a different opinion on world peace!!
All aboard the gravy train! CHOO CHOO!
If anybody out there believed Justin performed at a Victoria Secret show and didn’t fuck at least one of the angels, I pity your naivete.
There are boy angels now?
I steadfastly refuse to believe that happened.
You’re obviously stupid. Beeber is untalented to these models.
It’s tough being in the entertainment spotlight when your private love life is available for all to read about. Justin is going through a rough patch in his young career, but defining the man he will become shall always be marked by this breakup.
New songs, albums and tours will fuel the emotions he’s doing his best to tackle after letting Selena go.
Randal
RANDAL…YOU STILL EXIST!?!? thank the lord. i missed your comments.
She’s a little chunky for a VS model
You are a piece of shit.
Oh, you mean she actually looks like, ya know, a woman? I’m pretty sure that I prefer this over a sack of cigarette-smoked bones.
Actually, no, I would not do a picture with the Biebs. Thanks, though.
I always wondered why he wasn’t balls deep in random beave at this point. I hate him and all, but he should be slaying at least 3 beetches daily
Headline should read:
Justin Auditioning New Beards
now those are some child bearing hips
‘I’d catch a grenade for ya
Stroke my big candy cane for ya
Shoot Justin in the brain for ya
You know I’d do anything for ya’
Those boots and gloves are like a tractor beam. She’s on my Christmas list. And I’d like to think the fact that I can overlook the Bieb association means that I’ve grown as a person.
Who cares about him, Selena is free!
Wow. That is waaaay to much woman for his scrawny ass
Methinks Selena would not agree to a new beard contract, so they went the low cost immigrant route.
Listened to half of this “music” and if the CIA ever needed a new method of interrogation instead of waterboarding they had a winner.
Well, she did rush to Twitter to deny it. As well she should. I mean, if you are a Victoria’s Secret model you may not find someone as famous, but I am sure you can find someone more masculine who, as an added benefit, isn’t a prick.
maybe she’s a lesbian, look on the bright side. Biebs is likely more sexually available than the other married VS models.
Que leaked pictures/video of Selena
There’s some unfortunate squashing of her thighs happening with those boots there.
Dog face.
She’s practically hideous: http://i50.tinypic.com/34tac5d.jpg
Looks good to me!
That is not 19! She has got to be older… I’d say 26
She’s 19. But you’re right she looks 25. That’s the miracle of makeup. It can make you look 6-7 years older or younger. I bet in 10 years she’ll want the latter.
She looks like a younger Maria Shriver. I of course did not mean that as a compliment.
Why? He wouldn’t know what to do with her either.
She was born in 1993… I feel old.
How can Justine Beaver even fuck if he/she doesn’t have a cock? On a side note, I’d wreck that chick.
Strapless dildo.
One eye looks bigger than the other and there is something funky going on with her mouth. I need to learn not to zoom sometimes.
I HATE FOREIGN models who can’t even speak English coming over here and taking jobs.
Go Back to Hungary and Brazil.
Take that giant little worthless untalented youtube prick you!
Even Bruno is checkin out dat ass
Great thighs. Shut up Joe.
But Bieber sucks little, young dicks…
I’m all about a healthy figure….but VC went from a negative 0 to a 8 or 10 (size wise). Those thighs would be nice if they were muscle. She will smash him in bed!
Bieber is gay man prison meat
If she tells you shes 26 and looks 26 shes damn near 40