Barack Obama jokes about Jessica Simpson

February 2nd, 2009 // 131 Comments

President Barack Obama was supposed to be featured on the cover of Us Weekly with his family, but found his face covered by Jessica Simpson. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Obama jokes about the incident which proves the entire nation truly is captivated by her expanding ass. Us Magazine reports:

“Yeah, it’s a little hurtful,” he quipped when Matt Lauer showed him the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, featuring a portrait of his family.
“You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!” added Lauer, who sat down with Obama before the Super Bowl aired Sunday on NBC.
“Who’s in a weight battle, apparently. Oh well!” Obama said.

Thank you, President Obama. Your proclamation of “Oh well” will hopefully shut the mouth of every star who heads to their blog screaming “We should be celebrating the president blah blah blah.” The guy’s cool with it, people! And to cement that fact he should give me a medal. Or a jet. Or a medal that turns into a jet. Yeah, that one.

EDIT: Added pics of Jessica performing in West Virginia over the weekend.

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  1. Jammy

    Deliciously meaty is winning the battle by the way……

  2. SOS

    100

    All the pork spending comes from the Republicans.

  3. tiffany

    uugh. fucking stupid.

  4. Meg

    Jessica went from wearing sexy clothes when she was fit to wearing dumpy clothes because she is fat. She made not be considered fat to American Fat standards, but she is fat according to me and the rest of the world.

  5. laslas

    *He was reading the cover of the magazine — I’m astonished that the news outlets are permitted to report this information like it was his opinion!*

  6. Jessica is 5’3″ and has a small frame. Her weight should be between 107-115. Right now she must weight 155 pounds.

  7. RK

    I SEE THE THIS RETARD HAS RE-ENTERED THE CHAT WITH HIS RIDICULOUS RACIST COMMENTS. DO YOU KOW HOW UNEDUCATED YOU SOUND? ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE THINK YOU ARE SOME LONLEY MIDDLE AMERICAN, METH SMOKING, HICK? JUST SITTING BY YOUR COMPUTER WITH NOTHING ELSE IN YOUR LONLEY PATHETIC LIFE TO DO????? THATS NOT COOL, MY FRIEND. IM HONESTLY EMBARASSED FOR YOU. GO BACK TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, LAY OFF THE HANGING OUT IN GAS STATION PARKING LOTS! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. RK

    OR GO GET A JOB IN YOUR TOWN WALMART OR SOMETHING, GO DRIVE AROUND YOUR WHITE TRASH PICK UP TRUCK AND DRINK CHEAP BEER. WHEN DID AMERICANS BECOME SO STUPID? NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD WANTS TO SHIT ON US! FINALLY OUR COUNTRY IS BEING RULED BY SOMEONE WHO IS WORDLY AND EDUCATED, NOT SOME SLOW, CORN BREAD HICK. AND THE 5 REMAINDERS OF KKK OR WHATEVER HAVE SHIT TO SAY. GUESS WHAT??? NO ONE EVEN ACKNOWLEGES YALL ANYMORE BC YOU MEAN NOTHING! SUCH A WASTE OF HISTORY BOOKS. HALF RETARDED WHITE MEN THINKING THEY ARE SMARTER THAN ANYONE WHOS ISNT WHITE ANGLO… AGAIN, IM EMBARRASSED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU…. IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF YOU ALL WERE ACTUALLY INTELLIGENT, BUT YOU ALL HAVE THE EDUCATION LEVEL OF A 5TH GRADER. TO EVEN THINK THESE MILDLY RETARDED HICKS HAD ANY SAY IN ANYTHING… THIS COUNTRY IS SO SAD. AND SUPERFICIAL: YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY TO EDIT WHAT IS BEING SAID IN THESE BLOGS AS MUCH OF IT IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE

  9. egan

    amen # 107-108!! :)

  10. sgnssf

    @#107, 108 and 109: Just came back and took a look, to see if there were any temper tantrum remains. I see that there are, and they are most lovely! I just want to say “Thank you! You made me very happy!”

    Now I have some questions for you:

    Do you think the stupid groid in the White House pees in the sink like Bill Clinton, in addition to flinging his feces at humans? And why doesn’t Michelle Obongo do something about the monkey-house smell emanating from her pussy? Do you think the stupid mindless retarded first niglets will also stink like an ape’s veggy and shit-strewn apehouse floor when they get a bit older?

    Please answer these questions, and don’t forget to have another all-caps typing tantrum while you’re at it. Thank you! Have a nice evening! : )

  11. your screaming hurts my ears!

    107, 108, Is that you Kanye. I thought only Kanye ranted aimlessly like that.

  12. DrainBamaged

    Isn’t he just reading the headline from the cover and saying “Oh well” about his picture being bumped?
    There is no story here.

    Cut out the racist BS idiots.

  13. RK

    ALL CAPS IS BACK ASSHOLE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING. YOUR POST IS MAKING ME DIZZY. YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. AS I SAID EARLIER…. CONTINUE ON IN YOUR METH LAB OR GO HANG CONFEDERATE FLAGS IN YOUR PICK UP TRUCK.

    PEACE!!!!!

  14. RK

    ALL CAPS IS BACK ASSHOLE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING. YOUR POST IS MAKING ME DIZZY. YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. AS I SAID EARLIER…. CONTINUE ON IN YOUR METH LAB OR GO HANG CONFEDERATE FLAGS IN YOUR PICK UP TRUCK.

    PEACE!!!!!

  15. Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

  16. Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

  17. Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

  18. Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

  19. Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

  20. Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

  21. I semi-predicted this in the recent Jessica leather pants article.

    Maybe we can drill her fingers for blubber.

    Actually this outfit seems to be taking care of her pretty well. If she’d worn this in the first place maybe no one would have said anything.

    @38 – I’m in the 10%! Except I didn’t vote for him! I wrote in Mr. Spock and Lassie!

    @115-120 Alexa – Maybe YOU are rong! You and the consistent liers you possess!!

  22. Britt

    I am glad to see that our president is facing the important issues in our country.

  23. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time

    Obama = Nigger
    Obama = Bankrupt America
    Obama, you understand what a TRILLION DOLLARS IS? Save a MILLION dollars EVERY DAY for 2500, yes, TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED, YEARS and you will have the 915,000,000 they want to piss away on stupid groups and people that got them elected, and a few close personal friends and family members.
    Obama, Pelosi, = Nigger and his reckless, kill America for which it stands, Bitch.

  24. SDK

    wow, check out the brave redneck @ #123. didn’t know possums had internet access. or as they say “the internets”

    loser

  25. SDK

    Oh, and funny how this asshole doesn’t question the trillion dollar deficit created by the Bush administration, nor the $600 billion spent so far on the war in Iraq. The asshole probably doesn’t pay taxes on his paper route, so I don’t know what he’s complaining about.

  26. Happydude

    #45, you’re fat and your sign on name is freebie?! What a surprise that you support Obama. Hurry, I hear your food stamps calling you!

  27. Shutup damn

    she doesnt even look that big… I think she still looks beautiful, fuck all these skinny ass hoes who are jealous of her cause she still fly even when she eats more than once a week, damn.

  28. 1- jess looks fine
    2- barack couldnt have said it better.

  29. this is not the 1960s

    first of all everyone who is making fun of PREZ OBAMA is stupid and have no life. yall just wanna take up for your shit for brains EX prez bush. at least obamas daugters look better than your cock sucking EX prez. so all yall white people can SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  30. Jessica went to wear sexy clothes when she was able to wear dumpy because it is bold. She has not considered fat for U.S. standards of fat but it is fresh in me and the rest of the world.

  31. How can I drive more traffic to my railroad blog?

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