Bar Refaeli’s Bikini is Not The VMAs and Other News

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- Hilary Duff’s agent has one hell of a thank you on the way. (Read: Window-front blowjob) [Huffington Post]

- Chelsea Handler got kicked out of a men’s room. If you guessed it was for NOT having a penis, you’re wrong. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is banging Jessica Biel again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bree Olsen’s stint as Charlie Sheen’s main ho landed her the cover of Playboy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kreayshawn was at the VMAs. Having absolutely no clue why, or even who she is, here are some topless pics of her. [Egotastic]

- Avril Lavigne’s clothing line cleverly unveiled just ahead of this year’s Halloween season. [Popoholic]

- Apparently Lacey Schwimmer isn’t the only person from DWTS who wears bikinis. Whatever that means. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ellen DeGeneres has enough money to make this happen. [TooFab]

- Hurricane Irene: The Aftermath. [theCHIVE]

- To which hopefully the destruction of Michele Bachmann’s political career can be added. [BuzzFeed]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and the outtakes that should have been the entire issue of GQ they were left out of. [IDLYITW]

- Jared Leto to The Hoff: I’ll see your gay matrix and raise you Superman II villains who also enjoy assplay. [Just Jared]

- Brad Pitt is absolutely in no way a hero. [Videogum]

- MTV is counting on The Hunger Games being the new Twilight. [FilmDrunk]

- The 23 Biggest Celebrity Screw-Ups: This list seems a little light on Vatican assassins. [Maxim]

- Top 50 Ridiculously Funny Athlete Photos: This list seems a little light on Crocs-wearing masturbators. [Bleacher Report]

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