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- Kate Winslet was “hacking” a chicken when her Emmy nomination was announced. So that’s what the Brits are calling it… [Huffington Post]
- This is why we have an Internet. [Uproxx]
- This is why we shouldn’t have one. [Heavy]
- Sofia Vergara doesn’t mind if you think she’s tucking a penis. [Dlisted]
- Denise Milani‘s workout should probably include more lower back. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Fergie looks pregna–BWHAHAH, see what I did there?. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Meanwhile, a penisless Hilary Duff actually is pregnant and carrying the baby weight in all the right spots. [Popoholic]
- Continuing today’s filled-uterus theme, here’s Beyonce‘s disappearing fetus act. [TooFab]
- Give it up kid, you’ll never be as good as those “little Asians.” [theCHIVE]
- Brad Pitt describes how Angelina Jolie helped him escape the frozen wasteland that is his first wife’s vagina. [Popsugar]
- Megan Fox found a clever excuse to not have sex with her husband. [Celebslam]
- And yet she’s still not as a terrible wife as Kim Kardashian is. [Bossip]
- Paul Rudd is down with man-ass. [Starpulse]
- Matt Damon‘s zoo movie > Kevin James‘ zoo movie. [FilmDrunk]
- Jessica White is in her underwear. [Maxim]
- The Top 25 Wags of the Year (So Far) [Bleacher Report]
- 23 Celebrities Least Likely To Have Sex With Each Other: Not including Lindsay Lohan and literally anyone with a SAG card. [BuzzFeed]
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First, and she is sexy sexy sexy.
if you say so, i never got her mass appeal, it’s leann with maybe 15 lbs
green zone > bourne > new zoo movie. shit i have 47 species in my back yard too do i get a movie? stick to the spy movies
d@d.d… you never got her mass appeal???
from yesterday’s snozzberry post:
dudeatdudedotdude: alley looked fuckable here tho http://www.thesuperficial.com/kirstie-alley-is-giving-anorexia-a-shot-04-2011/0420-kirstie-alley-not-eating-18
I think you don’t get her mass appeal because you are into obese velociraptors.
hahaha i didn’t say i wouldn’t fuck bar–CLEARLY i’d fuck just about anything. what i mean is she’s plain fuckin jane, no?
plus maybe every time i read her name i hear ‘barf’ in my head..
everytime I see Kristie Alley I see barf on the floor in front of me.
plain jane? please point me towards these “janes” i must be missing.
http://jaipals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bar-refaelipink-bikini.jpg
http://jerseychaser.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bar-refaeli-2010-si.jpg
ok beef she’s smokin there. i stand erected
Green Zone > Bourne? Thank you. I thought I was the only one.
But Ripley and The Departed are both > Green Zone.
Departed, yes, though Scorsese and Leo has a lot to do with that. Ripley, that’s a close call.
Hey Beef, i happened to notice on Lazygirls, Barf is rated absolute last among ratable celebrities. She’s a 5, even. Lower than Lili Allen, Jessica Rabbie, and a few other laughables. So i’m not the only one there..
So lovely and skinny. I just started using flow solution diet and it*s working wonders for me. Gonna be Refaeli nro 2 here :p
All posts should have Bar and/or Kelly Brook thrown in somewhere
Magnificent !
Note to all the anorexic mannish Victoria’s Secret models out there: This is how healthy and thin is done right.
Take note ladies.
Body: Ooh La La. Face: Bark
I really don’t get how/why people think Bar isn’t pretty in the face. She’s fuckin BANGIN!
And she has too many clothes on in these pics. Bikini pics please.
SO UGLY!
Face is looking kinda torn up
Yummy!
I’d fuck her. But before I’ll precautiously put a paper bag on her head.
Perfect body. Hotter than any of the man-faced and/or anorexic VS models. Plus she’s actually dressed like a normal person, wearing comfy shoes. Ace.
I so love the special way a shirt hangs off of a nice pair of breasts.
Who the hell is that guy?
That zoo movie looks awful… holy shit. You don’t need a lot of knowledge to run a zoo, just a lot of heart… AHAHAHA stop, seriously. I’ve worked in a zoo before, and a lot of heart isn’t going to keep your head from going through the bars when elephants are in heat, and you need to know when they are in heat because otherwise you are going to walk right into Hurricane Dumbo. I can’t believe that story is based on a true story… that guy Matt Damon plays must have just hosed shit off the ground and left everything to ScarJo.