Bar Refaeli is in a Bikini

I’m going to break into Leonardo DiCaprio’s dreams and have sex with this. Mark my words.

Here’s international supermodel Bar Refaeli vacationing in Cabo yesterday, and you want to know what I love most about posting pictures of her? How many people bring up that she dodged serving in the Israeli military. Because that’s the first immediate thought of seeing Bar Refaeli in a bikini. Not, “Wow, I should probably murder Leo then inhale the steam that pours out of the wounds thus becoming him.” Or, “Hey, that ass would look great in my china cabinet.” It’s, “Did you know she got out of mandatory military service?” It’s like I’ve taught you people nothing. This is a learning site, dammit.

Photos: Splash News