Bar Refaeli in Her Underwear Is The Meaning Of Christmas And Other News

December 17th, 2012 // 21 Comments

- I know this site is a place a lot of you go to be distracted from life, but just take a second to read about how insanely self-sacrificing and heroic these teachers and principals were in the heat of fire, yet a segment of our society wants to say they’re overpaid leeches at the taxpayer trough. That segment can eat a dick. [BuzzFeed]

- The Morgan Freeman statement on Newtown was a hoax. And I say this with all due respect, but Morgan Freeman is way too busy seducing women on a Southern dance floor to comment on anything. [Gossip Cop]

- To the untrained eye it probably looked like Gwyneth Paltrow ate common pedestrian marshmallows, but in reality, it was the hopes and dreams of poor children manifested in a pure white cloud. [Lainey Gossip]

- These large breasts are the true meaning of Christmas, too. It’s a multifaceted holiday, alright? [theCHIVE]

- Mandy Patinkin apparently goes apeshit over child birth. Any child birth. [Dlisted]

- Heather Graham has not stopped being hot. Mark that in your log. [Popoholic]

- Marisa Miller just had a baby boy, so I look forward to seeing her in a bikini by Thursday. [TooFab]

- Nick Cannon didn’t have sex with Mariah Carey before they got married and probably still hasn’t because he’s her butler. [Celebslam]

- Arianny Celeste, also still ridiculously hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Hobbit out-opened LOTR but not in attendance. [FilmDrunk]

- Julianne Hough is angry in her chunky bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Walking Dead‘s going to be in black and white now because I guess the third season is a good time to suddenly start looking like the comic. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Goose

    Meh. Not sure who is bringing this up in relation to the shooting, but I’ll bite ;)

    It doesn’t matter what anyone say about overpayment of any government workers – mathematics will have the final say of who’s overpaid and who’s not. I think those salad days of paying people lavish salaries and pensions are coming to an end :(.

    • When were teachers ever paid lavish salaries? Also it’s been less than half a week and I’m already sick of hearing about the fucking shooting, sick of hearing the nonsensical crap people spout off about how and why something that is inherently nonsensical happened. Thank fucking god these sites exist so I can just try to not have to read about what happened in Connecticut for one second and just stare at pics of Bar Rafaeli’s ass.

      • Schmidtler

        Not that anyone on this site cares one whit about actual facts, but, the Chicago public school teachers that went on strike a little while ago were offered a raise to $89,000 per year, plus guaranteed retirement benefits of $2,700,000.00 each, that wasn’t enough for them, so they went on strike to get even more. The Chicago public schools graduation rate is 47%, while the Chicago charter schools, where the teachers make an average of $48,000 per year with much more modest retirement benefits graduates over 73% of its students. So, the answer to your question about ‘when were public school teachers ever lavishly overpaid’ is right now, in Chicago, and most public school systems. But thank you, hero teachers, for taking $97,000 apiece per year in salary for working 180 days, plus multimillion dollar retirement packages and cadillac health plans, all on the backs of hard working taxpayers, so you can fail over half the time at your jobs.

      • joe

        how about the woman screaming at Christie that she couldn’t forgo a 1% pay raise cause her $80,000 a year just wasn’t enough? $80,000 per is pretty good scratch, especially for a 9 month year, with lavish holiday perks and good retirement bennies.
        I for one, think they’re paid pretty handsomely

  2. Bar Refaeli Under.Me Christmas Campaign Santa Costume
    Deacon Jones
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    Her best angle

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    Cock Dr
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    The best holidaze are the pantless holidaze.

  4. Amazing bravery. Such wonderful human beings.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Supermodels are like NFL running backs – they burst onto the scene fresh and in peak physical condition, then they fizzle out after a couple years (see: Kate Upton in 3 years).

    • JC

      I’d like to think that, like running backs, they end up with a lot of brain damage from being slammed head first into things. Like headboards.

      • Deacon Jones

        lol, good point!

        And their knees probably take a beating to. And they probably get sick of getting told what to do by an old man.

  6. Sir Licks-A-Lot

    Dear Santa,
    What I want for Christmas:
    “Bar Refaeli: Under.Me”

  7. Natty Ice

    Raise your hand if you’re Sure!

  8. Bar Refaeli Under.Me Christmas Campaign Santa Costume
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    Seriously, what type of idiot shoots in black and white anymore?

  9. Bar Refaeli Under.Me Christmas Campaign Santa Costume
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    I think that rocket speaks for all of us.

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    Toe Jam
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    I’m confused. Panties or is that just a tan line? The shading makes it look like she has the flesh eating virus.

  11. Bar Refaeli Under.Me Christmas Campaign Santa Costume
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    For a second there I thought this was her bare butt and it looked so bad I started preparing a cup of hemlock. Then I realized she’s wearing some panties. Whew! I really didn’t feel like checking out just before Christmas.

  12. Fish, I am a 36 yo surgeon and I have been a loyal daily reader of this site for 8 years. I have a kindergardener so this shooting hit me hard. You using this story as an excuse to express your political views makes you no better than all of the politicians who will capitolize on these deaths to sell their views on guns.
    We throw the word “unsustainable” around so much these days that it loses its meaning, but the public sector worker salaries and benefits are unsustainable. This is not a judgement about these people. Where I live in California cities are going bankrupt because of their debt burden from overgenerous pension benefits promised by democrats who are bankrolled by public worker unions. Our streets are full of potholes, my kid has 26 classmates and no air conditioning at his public school, but between salary and benefits his teachers are making almost as much as I am. I have been in school and residency until I was in my early thirties, I have 6 figures in school debt, and I work three times these teachers’ hours.
    In communist countries such as Cuba citizens stopped becoming doctors and engineers because the the government there punishes those who try to better themselves and advance society. Ergo one cannot get quality healthcare there (Castro came here for his surgery). We already have a doctor shortage, and between the medicare cuts and skyrocketing tax rates that punish the private sector the number of doctors and other professionals in this country will plummet.
    Communism was tried, and it didn’t work. In fact, thousands of people died for us to figure that out. We are moving in a dangerous direction as a society.

  13. Bar Refaeli Under.Me Christmas Campaign Santa Costume
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    Forgot to photoshop the rest of her buttcrack I guess….

  14. Bar Refaeli Under.Me Christmas Campaign Santa Costume
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    Bar has a mushy butt. Ick.

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