Bar Refaeli in Her Underwear Is The Meaning Of Christmas And Other News

- I know this site is a place a lot of you go to be distracted from life, but just take a second to read about how insanely self-sacrificing and heroic these teachers and principals were in the heat of fire, yet a segment of our society wants to say they’re overpaid leeches at the taxpayer trough. That segment can eat a dick. [BuzzFeed]

- The Morgan Freeman statement on Newtown was a hoax. And I say this with all due respect, but Morgan Freeman is way too busy seducing women on a Southern dance floor to comment on anything. [Gossip Cop]

- To the untrained eye it probably looked like Gwyneth Paltrow ate common pedestrian marshmallows, but in reality, it was the hopes and dreams of poor children manifested in a pure white cloud. [Lainey Gossip]

- These large breasts are the true meaning of Christmas, too. It’s a multifaceted holiday, alright? [theCHIVE]

- Mandy Patinkin apparently goes apeshit over child birth. Any child birth. [Dlisted]

- Heather Graham has not stopped being hot. Mark that in your log. [Popoholic]

- Marisa Miller just had a baby boy, so I look forward to seeing her in a bikini by Thursday. [TooFab]

- Nick Cannon didn’t have sex with Mariah Carey before they got married and probably still hasn’t because he’s her butler. [Celebslam]

- Arianny Celeste, also still ridiculously hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Hobbit out-opened LOTR but not in attendance. [FilmDrunk]

- Julianne Hough is angry in her chunky bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Walking Dead’s going to be in black and white now because I guess the third season is a good time to suddenly start looking like the comic. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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