Bar Refaeli Knows How to Fight AIDS

May 20th, 2011 // 44 Comments

AIDS: Damn, look at those ti-

*THWAK*

CURE: And I’m in. Nice work, Bar Refaeli. I’d never leave you for Blake Lively.
BAR: Wait. Who’s dating Blake Lively?
CURE: Uhhh.. my headset’s shorting out. Kzzzccss… can’t.. you.. static… krrzzzzzz..

[Side Note: Do these make up for Courtney Love? Because I feel like they just cancel each other out leaving us in the Null Boob Space. Or “Debra Messing,” as scientists call out.]

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News

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  1. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a straight woman, and even I want to grab that ass.
    Or at least pat it gently.

  2. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    that sweet ass was well captured, the face no so much. she sit on a bandaid?

  3. Snooki's Taint

    Are those tiny stretch marks we see betweens those magnificent orbs? Because, if so, she is imperfect and I will be forced to kick her out of bed.

  4. barfaeli xcls out courtney hole so yeah bring on more hotties!

  5. Rachel

    She shouldn’t have turned to show her butt in that one picture. It encourages all those “straight” (yeah right) guys who want anal sex more than anything else. They’re just one tiny step from drunken unprotected gay sex.

  6. vitobonespur

    Hi, Bar. I heard you and Leo aren’t an item anymore. I think you should have a shoulder to cry on. Or laugh on, for that matter. So come on over. Just to talk. You know…the weather, swap recipes. That sort of thing. BTW, I think I may be gay, but I want to switch. Maybe you can tell me the best way to do that…

  7. j-sin

    Leo. D is an idiot.

  8. Deacon Jones

    If you met her in a bar and sha told you she had AIDs, would you:

    A. Say no
    B. Hit it, with rubber
    C. Hit it raw and take you chances

  9. “Or “Debra Messing,” as scientists call out.’

    I’d have gone with Kate Hudson.

  10. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t give me that look!
    Yes, I was staring at your ass, and no, I don’t feel bad about it.

  11. Jake

    She definitely just helped me cure my blue balls!

  12. Between her and Courtney Love’s scientific minds, how is it we haven’t discovered a cure for AID, cold fusion and a unifying theory of the universe?

  13. j.j.

    good lord. i need oxygen.

  14. If her boobs and Courtney Love’s anti-boobs came into contact, the resulting explosion of silicone converting instantly to energy would wipe out the entire city. Leonardo Decaprio’s penis would probably be destroyed too due to quantum entanglement.

  15. I’ve decided to join this fight against AIDS, and since that seems to mean exposing naughty bits, I will do my part by placing my penis between Bar’s breasts until AIDS is a distant memory. Or until I get tired of her shit ( *fist bumps leonardo*)

  16. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    Cosmo Kramer, MD
    Commented on this photo:

    God, that is one nice ass. I’d like to poke around in that thing, if you know what I mean.

  17. JOSH

    wheres her nose?it looks like most of it has been hacked off…

  18. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    theboner
    Commented on this photo:

    nice boobs

  19. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    Ole one eye Rough
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes bar? Im all ears.

  20. Charlie S

    If only she´d use her Jew Temptress Powers for good…and by “Jew Temptress Powers” I mean her astounding boobage…

    Aaaaaahh the land of MILK…………………………………and honey

    Her Ass must be the holiest of holies…

    I´d Mazel that Tov

  21. Chad

    Cintia Dicker the Brazilian Red Head Godess is hotter go look her up.

  22. who dat

    Bar Refaeli Knows How to Fight AIDS:

    Ya with a butterface.

    Look at her face and tell me she doesn’t look just like Leonardo Dicaprio in drag. Once you’ve seen it you can never unsee it.

    RUUUUUUUIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEDDDDDDD for all.

  23. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    who dat
    Commented on this photo:

    bad legs.

  24. who dat

    Why is her face orange. Her skin is not good at all and she looks way older than her age. Compare her face to Mila Kunis this girl is all kinds of butter and she’s kinda thick and unclean looking. She looks like she just went to the beach and not in a good way. In a dirty sandy butt crack way.

  25. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs a pearl necklace.

  26. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    Ble
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with her legs? Stubby and nasty

  27. Venom

    She has never been that hot to me, or Giselle for that matter.
    I have no idea what the fascination with them is.

  28. Bar Refaeli amfAR Cleavage
    jori
    Commented on this photo:

    leaving Bar for guy named Blake is very strange

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