Holy Shit, They’re Seriously Calling It ‘Baby Groot’ (I’m Still Going)
If you’re like me, you already saw the new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer on Saturday night, and then started to wonder if anyone would really notice if you were gone. I mean really notice. Anyway, as much as I tried to act like Tommy Snarknuts in the headline about Baby Groot, I’m here for this shit. Who am I kidding? That little tree bastard and the raccoon are going to murder so many space-people, and then afterwards, the whole internet will say how it “touched our hearts” because words mean nothing anymore. Let’s do this!