It’s you, Bam Margera. It’s you.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Hey – yer one of those “fancy lads”, aren’t you? Wanna touch my parrot?
don’t know i got excited that this would be a post about suri cruise at MoMA or some shit
James Joyce style, bitches! At least it explains all the things he stuck up his butt on TV.
that was dunn not bam. but hes still a butt stucker
Don’t keep Ryan Dunn waiting, Bam!
Needs more mascara. The fantasy requires it to run down his face while he cries.
You can tell just by looking at him that he smells like a waterbuffalo’s nutsack
More like an odor comprised of 50% alcohol, 15% tobacco, 15% marijuana, and 20% Axe deodorant. I’m not too keen on water buffalo, so you may be on to something.
Wow. With a simple sentence you have managed to fill my mind with an image I don’t think I’ll ever forget (or recover from). You, sir, are a master.
All I can say is that someone needs to wash Bam thoroughly and then find him something more productive to do that sit in an art gallery looking like a very smelly psuedo-gay douche.
Captain Jackoff Sparrow.
a lot of people hate this guy for one reason or another but if you make me laugh as much as these guys, often at the expense of their own health and well being, well that’s good enough for a couple free passes from me
Even people who actually like CKY don’t wear CKY clothes. It’s been 15 years Bam, you’ve never been enough to promote more than a passing interest in the band, and your influence over idiot teens is at an all time low.
Wow, I never thought it was possible anyone could have a more punchable face than Ashton Kutcher, but there it is.
This exhibit is obviously a hoax. Look, some of those picts are print outs, that pict with him a sword is obviously camp, and the “urban” paintings with all the crazy lines and heart-pentograms are in just about every local exhibit from Philly to small midwest town. This is almost as funny as Exit Through the Gift Shop.
I wanted to say something clever about the amount of jewelry he is wearing, but my brain is exploding from looking at it. So here it is:
Hey guys, would you look at all that JEWELRY?! Good grief!
Captain Jack’s Sparrow…
WHY AM I STILL LOOKING AT THESE?! I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
When did Zooey Deschanel grow a beard?
His brother is the drummer for CKY. Whatever ..the Jackass guys are a hell of a lot cooler than most “celebrities”. Whatever defines that word anymore.
That joke will be funny until they both hit 50….ah, who am I kidding? Neither of them have a chance at making 45.
Looks as though they have already surpassed 50!
“‘It looks like I painted these?’ What doesn’t that mean? It looks that way because I did, bro.”
Behind every Jackass is some stupid whore saying “OMG it’s one of the Jackass guys I want to bang him”. Thanks, MTV!
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