It’s you, Bam Margera. It’s you.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Hey – yer one of those “fancy lads”, aren’t you? Wanna touch my parrot?
don’t know i got excited that this would be a post about suri cruise at MoMA or some shit
James Joyce style, bitches! At least it explains all the things he stuck up his butt on TV.
that was dunn not bam. but hes still a butt stucker
Don’t keep Ryan Dunn waiting, Bam!
Needs more mascara. The fantasy requires it to run down his face while he cries.
You can tell just by looking at him that he smells like a waterbuffalo’s nutsack
More like an odor comprised of 50% alcohol, 15% tobacco, 15% marijuana, and 20% Axe deodorant. I’m not too keen on water buffalo, so you may be on to something.
Wow. With a simple sentence you have managed to fill my mind with an image I don’t think I’ll ever forget (or recover from). You, sir, are a master.
All I can say is that someone needs to wash Bam thoroughly and then find him something more productive to do that sit in an art gallery looking like a very smelly psuedo-gay douche.
Captain Jackoff Sparrow.
a lot of people hate this guy for one reason or another but if you make me laugh as much as these guys, often at the expense of their own health and well being, well that’s good enough for a couple free passes from me
Even people who actually like CKY don’t wear CKY clothes. It’s been 15 years Bam, you’ve never been enough to promote more than a passing interest in the band, and your influence over idiot teens is at an all time low.
Wow, I never thought it was possible anyone could have a more punchable face than Ashton Kutcher, but there it is.
This exhibit is obviously a hoax. Look, some of those picts are print outs, that pict with him a sword is obviously camp, and the “urban” paintings with all the crazy lines and heart-pentograms are in just about every local exhibit from Philly to small midwest town. This is almost as funny as Exit Through the Gift Shop.
I wanted to say something clever about the amount of jewelry he is wearing, but my brain is exploding from looking at it. So here it is:
Hey guys, would you look at all that JEWELRY?! Good grief!
Captain Jack’s Sparrow…
WHY AM I STILL LOOKING AT THESE?! I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
When did Zooey Deschanel grow a beard?
His brother is the drummer for CKY. Whatever ..the Jackass guys are a hell of a lot cooler than most “celebrities”. Whatever defines that word anymore.
That joke will be funny until they both hit 50….ah, who am I kidding? Neither of them have a chance at making 45.
Looks as though they have already surpassed 50!
“‘It looks like I painted these?’ What doesn’t that mean? It looks that way because I did, bro.”
Behind every Jackass is some stupid whore saying “OMG it’s one of the Jackass guys I want to bang him”. Thanks, MTV!
“Feast your eyes on the primo results of the hardest four hours of work in my life.”
“Renoir, Degas, Van Gogh, Margera. I like the sound of that. So, do those dudes skate, too?”
Wow!!! How gay is this? Wait, is he gay? Cause I dont want to offend anyone. But if he isnt then this is really gay!
All you losers were “Lol” ing at him in the early 2000′s
Did he eat Steven Tyler?
Somewhere Squeaky Fromme realizes who *borrowed* her hat.
Great! I thought I had cornered the market on shitty paintings covered in hearts and stars and handcrafted by the staff at Hot Topic. Now it’s flooded.
Captain Jack Swallows.
Usually one must go to a flea market in rural Idaho to obtain art of equal quality.
He should have his face punched in everyday for the rest of his life.
dude on the left looks like zach galifianakis
Someone’s dating Criss Angel….
I believe in nonviolence, but when I see the face of this sorry excuse for a human being, I have an uncontrollable urge to punch its face.
Got enough jewelry on? God it’s so fucking lame
So a bunch of teenagers draw shit fuck cock and Him logo and that s it ? IT s ART ? ….. BOOOOORING ! besides, who the fuck wants / would pay for a pic of this narcissistic egomaniac cunt margera or his “wife” … A pimpled 15 years old ? guess what, they don t have money ! haha….
Look at me, in the “snow” with a weird sword, i m so badass… please buy my picture !!!!!!!!!! No one pays attention to me anymore
People take a look, this is a work of art, it s worth millions and my “millions” of pimpled teenagers fans should buy it and pay more attention to me, coz my 15 minutes of fame are fadding away…
Must show no emotions
me, bad jackass tattooed boy
me no like my parents
now pay attention to me and buy my shitty little art !
Jennifer Love Hewitt almost crapped herself when she saw that ring on his finger.
Bum margera, + the bam banditzzz?
bum margera, minus the bam banditz!
What a moron.
a lot of negative comments here, why all the hate? hope you are doing fine bam.
I LOVEEEE Eminem…and i bet he is pretty efnfig amazing in bed too hahaBut I have to disagree with Bam Margera.. I think all the guys from Jack ass are tainted from all he disgusting stunts they do. Ew I just wouldnt even touch him with a 10 ft pole lmao
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