Avril Lavigne has basically lived in a bikini since Wednesday (As evidenced here and here.) except noticeably absent from her Saint Tropez trip is Brody Jenner even though the two were just together last weekend at the MuchMusic Awards and he has no job. Which makes it even more curious that her ex-husband Deryck Whibley just happened to show up on her yacht on Saturday while she’s prancing around in a bikini. So either Brody remembered what breasts are, or Avril got tired of essentially banging an Abercrombie mannequin. Either way, advantage guy dressed like a Hot Topic in the middle of the French Riviera because nothing says punk rock quite like the yacht club.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News
Smokin’ hot but for the tats.
And….first!
good
I’d hit it
I just looked at Avril in a bikini and then clicked on the “breasts” link to see Jayde Nicole in a bikini… aaaaaand, I realize Brody Jenner is a frickin moron… her body is perfection… makes Avril look like a little boy… no contest
Her face is a mess though, way too much plastic surgery.
she never had plastic surgery u iddit
Why do i suddenly feel like landing a plane.
From what I gather, based on my expert training, she’s sent a scent (read: fart) for a previous mate.
Great. She smokes while being in the Water. Bet she’s gonna drop it right there. Stupid brat
you are unfair to smokers. maybey you should be a littl more tollerant
Smokers are fucking slobs. If I had a dime for each time I’ve witnessed a smoker tossing a butt on the ground, or out the car window, I’d be a rich man.
We tolerate plenty from you smokers, kinko.
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That is one stupid looking pinky toe
who put that teeny tiny head on those soft looking man shoulders?
LOL
Dude, I’d totally bang the shit outta that!!!
omfg, she looks like a blonde Jennifer Aniston!!!
Anal sex.
Avril looks Hot, she is one beautiful woman!!!
Seriously one hot piece of ass.
I can’t believe she actually married that ugly troll.
I can’t believe she would let him on the boat and risk people remembering she was actually married to that thing.
“nothing says punk rock quite like the yacht club” AND A HELLO KITTY BOARD
“Wait, when did Avril Lavigne start hanging around with General Zod, the bad guy from Superman II? She IS sooo punk.” (See Pic 8)
shweeeeet–much better than those grainy shots last week. too bad she’s the one person in st tropez wearing a top sunbathing.
Let’s see:
Very little to no plastic surgery
Trashy tats kept to a minimum (still too many, though)
Natural skin tone – no fucking spray-on oompa loompa
No ugly-ass piercings
Lesson to chicks – keep it real or GTFO
+1
i agree, so sick of seeing plastic tits and collagen lips…its not hot girls, its not hot.
First!
I think she looks scary.
I think you are jealous
Lol
Avril Lavigne seen here in an advertisement for Magnum condoms: “see Deryck, I told you that condoms can be recycled, just hold it by the end and shake the fuck out of it”!!
Avril Lavigne seen here in an advertisement for Magnum condoms: “see Deryck, I told you that condoms can be recycled, just hold it by the end and shake the fuck out of it”!!
I always thought they were kinda gnome-ishly cute together.
Guys in bands always get chicks.
her mother is glad the PAEDOPHILES stopped chasing her.
……….AND NOW SHE IS DOING THESE THINGS!!
i still think her pale complexion is atrocious, at least for the summer! Cammaaaan.
She is hot ! Except for the tattoos .
Avril has a nice figure.
Doya think that she saw that hanging out bikini clad on a yacht was getting her some camera attention, so she called in her ex to get people yapping? Maybe some “for old times” sex was used as bait.
Helloooooo Kitty
Wonderful ass shot.
Luckily Avril was able to find a Hello Kitty kick board and escape from the dreaded cannibal ship of doom.
Worst Depends ad ever.
Not bad, but she’s still Canadian! And a poser to boot. (A poseur for our Quebecois friends).
I remember when she said that she has a much better body than Britney. Yes honey, you do.
lol @ ‘Hello Kitty’ wakeboard, maybe she’s hoping to get a role on ‘To Catch A Predator’ as pedo-bait.
Whenever a girl dumps a nice guys for a douche bag, 9 times out of 10 she’ll end up running back to him.
She’s hot as hell but her personality sucks.
she looks fab. i can’t believe my eyes
I think she looks wonderful, Nice small cute boobies, a nice normal woman body, and she proves not all short girls have to end up as fatties in their late 20s.
Brody’s only job is banging avril lavigne.
no
well from the pics here Avril is either back with her ex or she is dating a marvel comics artist.
All the crazy people
Get here in mah ass!
Le’ts party till we drop,
drinkin beer non stop.
They’re so fucking. There’s no way they’re not. Poor Abercrombie.
That’s a sweet little boy alright. Face down on a bed with that lovely ass exposed? The stuff dreams are made of.
I wouldn’t bang this bag-of-bones for all the money in China. Bitch needs some tittays.
‘See guys, I told ya. I’m flat as a board.”
That’s a fine piece of ass right there
Whose arms are smaller? Jesus Murphy Mary Malone! Is that 2 chicks? One the home depot lesbian and one the hot one?! I don get!
i didn’t know anyone thought what’s his name and she were dating. anyway, he was on nantucket island, massachusetts this weekend for our independent film festival. don’t ask me why, i wish he hadn’t come either. one of my friends saw him downtown.
She looks good except for the trashy tattoos.
ughhh i would drop a load in her
she’s rich as fuck, and has a hot ass I can eat all day.
she can be my sugar momma any day.
+10