‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Official Trailer Is Here And Good God

So Marvel had made a private video for its girlfriend Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to see next week, but this is the Internet, so somebody leaked that shit last night detonating millions of nerd boners who clearly have no respect for privacy. That wasn’t meant for you. — At least not until an hour later when Marvel said “Fuck it” and gave everybody an official version in glorious HD which you should be watching right now instead of reading my stupid shit. There’s an Iron Man inside an Iron Man with creepy Pinocchio music, and all I’m doing is making highly questionable Fappening jokes. You’re making poor choices with your life. Your mom and I are worried.

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