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Posted on Dec 9th
re: Mark Walhberg Wants To Be A Cop. In Real Life. (28 comments)

I think the best part about this is that they’ve quoted ‘The Other Guys’ as part of his inspiration…

Posted on Nov 25th
re: Everyone's Throwing Bill Cosby Under The Bus Now (69 comments)

The casting couch is very much alive and well and while it doesn’t guarantee a starring role in a movie or show it’s your foot in the door. Shitty but true. There are also a lot of less popular, low-budget versions of Cosby doing the same shit to girls too stupid to know the difference. The only certainty is that Show Biz is fucked.

The more crazy shit that comes out the crazier it seems that he was an effing gyno on TV… Kind of sick in hindsight.

Ryan Gosling doesn’t need to advertise how sexy Ryan Gosling is. Duh.

Your ‘in a fun way’ is not lost on me after yesterday’s comments shit-show in the rape post. :)

Twitter should take off her ‘verified’ check mark. For as many people that know she’s actually got something medically wrong and see the sadness in this all, there are probably double the number of people who think she’s ‘awesome’ and totally in her right mind.

Posted on Oct 14th
re: Bertney Gets Serxy (8 comments)

“The gym also had milkshakes, but Bertney didn’t drink them anymore because they tasted like broccoli and milkshakes should never taste like vegetables.”

I believe that’s supposed to be “vergetables”…

Martha Stewart is one of the few famous people who actually served a legit sentence and has rebounded from it all. She might be a cold, heartless bitch but she is legit and has a shit ton of cred. Goop needs to fuck off.

This post made me LOL, a lot bc it’s true.
Funny thing is that each of those girls would have sex with that wax statue one after the other and not give a shit because Ryan Gosling.

If I didn’t have a job and 2 kids I would draw some pics for this story and all Bertney stories. These are golden.