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I boughts me butternut squash to loosen Olive Oyl up for me third forearm.

You know you want to titty fuck me.

So I walk in on those two and ask, “What the hell is the rubber fist for?” And Tom says, “I was punching the thetan out of Travolta’s ass.”

I wonder if A-Rod kept the second basket or threw it away like the first.

Did Philip Seymour Hoffman get hair extensions?

The side boob of irrelevance

That’s not a beard, it’s Matt Damon’s shadow

This is Britney Spears’ after photo on Faces of Meth

Isn’t this the woman Arnold banged?

Is it me or does she make that Sharpie look fat?