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I hate everybody!

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Where'd Selena Gomez's Implants Go? (11 comments)

So women’s breasts are like a blowfish which means Kanye West basically called himself a tit?

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Dammit, Ron Paul, I told you never to show your face here again.

EN GARDE!

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)

On top of that, he married Kim Kardashian. KIM KARDASHIAN.

That’s like marrying Siegfried or Roy then complaining about a tiger always watching you shit. I mean, c’mon.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (27 comments)

You severely underestimate the amount of free time on my hands.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Devin Brugman Bikini Photos: Miami (4 comments)

I’m a man of limited talents. But sometimes… sometimes…

Posted on Jul 18th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (7 comments)

And that just made it in.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (27 comments)

Fucking. Thank you.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

Pretty much.