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The Unicorn Known As Taylor Swift Has Farted

Taylor Swift farted at the VMAs, and now I’m telling you about it because our lives are cavalcades of awesome.

The Superficial / September 1, 2015

Chrissy Teigen Went Commando

Chrissy Teigen’s vulva doesn’t need a squad.

The Superficial / September 1, 2015

Lindsay Lohan: Queen of The Dance

Lindsay Lohan is surprisingly limber for a woman whose body is 90% coke and ash.

The Superficial / September 1, 2015

Good Morning, Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs, And Other News

Justin Timberlake reacts to Kanye’s VMAs speech. [Lainey Gossip]

Hulk Hogan grew up in Florida. He didn’t know better! [Dlisted]

TLC’s child molestation special forgot Josh Duggar. [The Frisky]

Justin Bieber cried at the VMAs. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / September 1, 2015

Bertney’s Bewbs Were At The MMAs!

Britney Spears’ boobs have a Vegas show to promote, or Papa says no more McDonald’s.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

A Moment For Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato wore this. You’re welcome.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Taylor Swift Has More Friends Than You

Taylor Swift has lots of beautiful, famous friends just in case you weren’t sure.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ Nipple Fell Out, Of Course

Miley Cyrus showed everyone her nipple? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

Selena Gomez is definitely braless.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Good Morning, Alessia Tedeschi Bikini Photos, And Other News

Miley Cyrus has a new album to promote. There it is. [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye West is running for president. [Dlisted]

Chris Christie wants FedEx to track immigrants. Literally. [The Frisky]

Speaking of racism, Charlie Sheen wants to be Trump’s veep. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Nicki Minaj, You Hugged Taylor Swift, Sit Your Ass Down

Nicki Minaj tried to talk shit to Miley Cyrus not even ten minutes after proving her last beef was a bullshit marketing stunt.

The Superficial / August 30, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Outfit Looks Exactly Like You Expected It To Look

Miley Cyrus did something with her breasts? What an entirely unprecedented chain of events.

The Superficial / August 30, 2015

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Superficial / August 30, 2015

The Duggars Are Getting Pounded In The Ass By People Magazine

I read all of People’s coverage on the Duggars. Help me.

The Superficial / August 28, 2015

I Needed This

Willpower? How does it work?

The Superficial / August 28, 2015

Naked Lindsay Lohan Terrorizes Wedding, ‘Somebody’ Drugged Her

Lindsay Lohan was a naked terror at a wedding because someone “slipped her a mickey,” so we’re off to a good start. This is all very credible.

The Superficial / August 28, 2015

Good Morning, Jessica Melody Bikini Photos, And Other News

So Chris Brown is depressingly rich. [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus is starting shit with Nicki Minaj. [Dlisted]

Women Who Have Anal Sex Are More Likely To Orgasm [The Frisky]

Hilary Duff’s dating her personal trainer? DAMN YOU, GOD! [IDLYITW]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / August 28, 2015

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