Britney Spears’ conservatorship is entirely unprecedented and might be elder abuse? I don’t know. There were a lot of words.
Caitlyn Jenner will pose with nothing but her gold medal and the American flag on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Remember when Channing Tatum rubbed his crotch all over those chicks’ faces? That could be you!
Josh Duggar, thou art loosed.
PETA doesn’t want Justin Bieber petting tigers.
Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is the political mind America needs right now. No, the world.