Good Goddamn Morning, Charlie Riina, And Other News
What the hell was that Tidal shit? Paula Patton shits on Robin Thicke, Jenny McCarthy says The View wants her back, Nicole Kidman might've pegged Tom Cruise, and Gigi Hadid looking like Gigi Hadid. Your morning links.
The Playboy Mansion Had Secret Tunnels To Celebrity Houses
Playboy.com editors recently discovered old blueprints showing secret tunnels leading from the Playboy Mansion to Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Kirk Douglas, and James Caan's houses. Also, we're pretty sure this is how Kendra got out.
And Now Taylor Swift In Tiny Shorts
It's Taylor Swift legs in tiny booty shorts and a bunch of weird, creepy jokes about my penis being The Matrix, so you really don't have to bother with the words. In fact, I prefer you don't.
Bertney Learns Maths
Bertney has to help Sean with his pre-algebra homework, but she doesn't know what any of those words mean. And who's Sean?