re: Are Kanye West & R. Kelly Having A Crazy-Off? Because Jesus Christ (35 comments)
Dammit, Tila, get back on your Facebook page! *reaches for spray bottle* Go. Go on! GET.
re: Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News (13 comments)
You are not incorrect.
re: If You Didn't Like Carrie Underwood In 'The Sound of Music,' You Need Jesus (17 comments)
Nuh uh! Christians freed the slaves. Sarah Palin said so.
re: On Paul Walker And Driving Like A Shithead (235 comments)
So the almost 1000+ Facebook likes for this post are for the comments, Just_As_it_IS? Do please enlighten me on how the site I’ve ran for over 6 years works. I’ve just been sitting here pressing keys randomly all this time.
“Paul Walker liked his cars fast fast fast — in fact, he once boasted about hitting a top speed of 185 MPH — and it wasn’t on a racetrack … it was on a freeway.”
re: Selena Gomez - Persephone (6 comments)
If it helps, I didn’t write any of this. Someone paid to have it placed here (think of it as just another ad because it is) which is a decision made way over my head. I just do the dick jokes, tits and occasional political rant that makes people say, “Hey, how about those tits again?”
Try reading the post where I literally address almost every point you just made.
Also get back to me when it’s a McRib, amateur.
re: Gal Gadot Is Officially Wonder Woman (34 comments)
“Not for who is the most handyj” is now, and forever, the greatest typo I will ever see on this site.
re: IT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY OR ELSE MUSLIMS!!! A Review of Sarah Palin's Christmas Book (Pt. 4) (81 comments)
“It’s a post about how someone whose abilities in life only qualify them to talking about Jon Hamm’s penis should probably stick to talking about Jon Hamm’s penis.”
So what’s your occupation? Is it professional politician? Because if it isn’t, then shut the hell up about politics because people can only know one thing and that one thing is their job. That’s it. The human brain doesn’t work any other way.