The Superficial

The Return of The Most Important People on The Internet

Welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly roundup of all the horrible shit you say in the comments.
By: The Superficial / January 31, 2015

Taylor Swift Has A Butt?

Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can't be right.
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Everybody Shut Up, Jamie Casino Has A New Super Bowl Commercial

Jamie Casino is back with a brand new Super Bowl commercial that will beat the fucking shit out of bullying with a sledgehammer. THAT'S ON FIRE.
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

It’s Padma Lakshmi’s Penis?

Padma Lakshmi wants you to know it looks she has a penis when she runs. You're now richer for this information.
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn't bet on seeing Katy Perry's breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected.
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

So Suge Knight Killed A Guy

Suge Knight is currently under arrest for murder after backing over his friend with a truck and leaving him for dead while fleeing the scene.
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

Miranda Kerr in lingerie, Joss Whedon blasting the comic book movie industry, Pat Robertson saying stupid shit, and video evidence of why college is awesome. Your morning links.
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Bruce Jenner Is The Momager Now

Bruce Jenner is totally in charge of his new reality series, not that bitch Kris. She's like gross.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Yo, What’d Y’All Do To #BBare? Jigga’s Gone SOFT!

Justin Bieber is sorry, y'all. He's gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

How did we last an entire month without this? It's a fucking miracle.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Steam Your Vagina'; Medical Science: ‘Yeah, Don’t Do That’

While Gwyneth Paltrow thinks vagina steams are just tops, actual doctors with real degrees recommend not firing vaporized herbs into your schlong cubicle.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Good Morning, Amanda Nicole Thomas, And Other News

Johnny Depp might ditch his agent, Kendall Jenner's in a bikini, Selena Gomez is a hot hitchhiker, and North West is ready to take over the family business. Your morning links.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

BREAKING: Bruce Jenner To Confirm ‘Transition’ In TV Interview

After months of speculation, both Us Weekly and TMZ confirm Bruce Jenner will reveal his transition from male-to-female in a tell-all interview and new reality series.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Emile Hirsch Allegedly Put A Female Studio Exec Into A Headlock

Eyewitness accounts claim Emile Hirsch not only drunkenly assaulted a female studio executive but also put her in a headlock, so nice guy. Really cool person.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

What’s Jessica Alba’s Butt Doing Today?

So good news, comments from the galleries finally show up in the main thread now. Bad news, our server completely shat itself in the process. Here's Jessica Alba's butt to tide you over.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

Taylor Swift's Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn't have any. You can stop e-mailing me now.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

Zach Galifianakis is completely unrecognizable, Farrah Abraham wants ass implants, your female Ghostbusters, Kendall Jenner's nipples, and how to be a male porn star. Your morning links.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Chris Pratt Might Be Your New Indiana Jones Now

Chris Pratt already made Disney a shitload of money with Guardians of The Galaxy, "so fuck it, let's put him in everything," someone presumably said while wiping cocaine from his nose.
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

It's Jessica Alba's butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this? …
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

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