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Kylie Jenner’s Secret Is Ass Cream?

Kylie Jenner’s body is the result of butt enhancement cream and breast plumping lotion. Riiight.

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2015

That’s Heidi Klum’s Nipple

Heidi Klum topless- and you’re already in the post.

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2015

How To Date Charlotte McKinney

Charlotte McKinney on dating Charlotte McKinney.

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2015

Ted Nugent’s Right About Cecil The Lion, Goddammit

Ted Nugent calls it on Cecil The Lion, but only by blind, stupid luck.

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2015

Hulk Hogan Doesn’t Want To Be Reincarnated As A Black Guy Now

Hulk Hogan has some concerns about the afterlife, and surprise! They’re all racist.

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2015

Is Lena Dunham A Fat-Shaming Cisgender?

Lena Dunham: Feminist leader or agent of the patriarchy?

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2015

Here’s What’s Happening With Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick

How are Kourtney and Scott doing? Let’s pretend to find out.

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2015

Good Morning, Natalia Skye Bikini Photos, And Other News

Cara Delevingne had a bad interview. Have you heard? [Lainey Gossip]

The Houstons and Browns are already fighting again. [Dlisted]

Donald Trump hates breastfeeding now. [The Frisky]

And now the part where Rolling Stone gets sued to death. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2015

Donald Trump Would Give Sarah Palin A Cabinet Position

It’s official: Donald Trump has no intentions of running for president. Not even one.

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Bill Cosby Couldn’t ‘Read’ That His Alleged Rape Victim Was A Lesbian

Bill Cosby claims he’s an expert at reading women except when he’s not even close. I’m talking way off.

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Ben Affleck Is Not Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck is denying tabloid reports that he stuck his penis in the nanny. Batman prefers butlers.

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Good Morning, Charlie Riina Bikini Photos, And Other News

Seth Rogen made a movie about drugs? I’ll watch it. [Lainey Gossip]

Just walk around naked, Phoebe Price. [Dlisted]

Ugly naked guy from Friends is real and wants coffee. [The Frisky]

The Fat Jew is a hokey joke thief. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Oh Shit, Amanda Bynes Is Running Around Everybody, My Bad

Amanda Bynes is on the loose which I probably should’ve warned you about days ago. How many are injured?

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Hulk Hogan Doesn’t Like Gays Either

Hulk Hogan is homophobic, too. I’m as shocked as you are.

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2015

Donald Trump Didn’t Rape Ivana Because ‘You Can’t Rape Your Spouse’

Donald Trump’s lawyer actually said marital rape isn’t a real thing out loud. And here we go.

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2015

It’s Kate Upton’s Naked Butt Kind Of

Kate Upton’s not even really naked butt is storming the Internet.

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2015

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti Bikini Photos, And Other News

Taylor Swift stole Left Shark. Shit is ON. [Lainey Gossip]

Joe Jackson almost got beat to Michael in heaven. [Dlisted]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a dumb, stupid, white cunt. [The Frisky]

Hulk Hogan: ‘Why can Obama say n*gger but I can’t?!’ [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2015

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