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Posted on Apr 16th
re: Tracy Morgan Is Worried About Alec Baldwin (6 comments)

BENGHAZI!

And this is why I have to flag the word “nigger.”

The More You Know…

jblank, there’s a war in Iraq I’d like you to meet.

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (8 comments)

For some reason, you got flagged as Spam. I just pulled the comments out. I have no idea why that happened, so let’s just go with demons. It was demons.

Posted on Apr 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.9.14 (21 comments)

You say narrative, I say running gag where a woman visibly hates her kid. Haha! She’s not even hiding it!

Posted on Apr 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.9.14 (18 comments)

TMZ got the 24 hour rights. Hoping to score them tomorrow.

Except a rep for Getty confirmed it. Presumably to let other celebrities know that, hey, we’ll touch up your shit.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (15 comments)

IT’S A TRAP!

Let me just reiterate everything TomFrank’s Ghost said:

She abso-fucking-lutely was not found “completely innocent in the court of law by her peers” and settled out of court for a sum Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House – *puts on sunglasses* – couldn’t shuck.

HYEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

“Dis how chicken” jokes will almost definitely be the death of this site. I am Tony Montana and they are my mountain of coke.