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This is the expression I adopt when I address the Little People.

“Tall, lean, muscular, Swedish fucking machine.” I do believe that you’ve captured the essence of Alexander Skarsgard in six words. I didn’t think that that was possible. Thank you for the advice regarding the tarp. I shall lay one down. Also, thank you for this Equal Opportunity post. It is most appreciated.

Memoirs of a Morning Talk Show-TV Host:

“Innocently, I prattled on; not knowing that, all the while the Guest had secretly undressed me with his eyes and was slowly, in the privacy of his own mind, caressing my man-boobs with his tongue, and teasing my pink bits with his teeth.”